"This, let me clarify. It's purely a joke.”
"Liu Qian and his wife are living quite happily.”
"This is a joke. You can't go too far, right?”
While the audience and guests were still laughing out loud, Jiang Xiaobai had already clarified the situation for everyone. Otherwise, it would cause a misunderstanding and it would not be good for others to take it seriously.
After all, there were many fools in this world. What if some of them really believed him?
Of course, clarification was clarification, but he still had to complain.
After Jiang Xiao Bai finished explaining, he waited for the laughter to stop before continuing,"Actually, performing magic is very tiring. Among them, the audience was the hardest.”
"Liu Qian once performed a magic trick about defusing a time bomb.”
"We didn't rehearse it before and let the audience participate.”
"When the audience heard this, they weren't afraid, thought to themselves.”
"Liu Qian, you're just a poker player. Why are you doing a bomb trick? It's nothing more than four twos.”
Four twos? Was this considered a game of Fight the Landlord?
The audience below was laughing, and Liu Qian was also very happy. Although he was a little unhappy because of the cuckold joke, after clearing it up, he did not care anymore.
Over the years, he had been slandered enough and was already used to it.
Jiang Xiaobai coughed twice, signaling the audience to stop laughing. He was going to start complaining again.
"That audience member went to the performance venue to take a look. It was a real bomb, a time bomb.”
"At that time, the young man was so scared that he peed his pants. He cried and shouted to come out, but the magic trick had already begun.”
"Therefore, Liu Qian endured the pain and continued the magic.”
"The follow-up report on this magic show was that the magic show was very successful and the bomb was also defused.”
"I don't believe it. It must have detonated a bomb.”
"Otherwise, where did our Brother Unhandsome get his afro?”
The audience was amused, the guests were amused, and only Zhao Bujun was a little embarrassed…
He didn't even know that this was how he got his afro.
Now that Jiang Xiao Bai had mentioned Zhao Bujun, he naturally wanted to ridicule him.
"Speaking of Zhao Bujun, I just remembered that I saw Brother Bujun backstage this afternoon. I mistook him for Snow Village.”
"At that time, I called him 'Snow Village, Snow Village'.”
"As for him, he was so angry that he pointed at himself and jumped up and down, saying, Zhao Bujun, Zhao Bujun.”
"At that time, I told you that there was a cameraman at the scene who took off his hat and smashed it on the ground.”
"The cameraman went crazy on the spot and shouted at him angrily.”
"F * ck you. With your character, it's your own fault that you don't look good in the photos. What does it have to do with me? You're not handsome to begin with.”
"What does this mean? It meant that he, Zhao Bujun, was really not handsome. His name was not for nothing.”
Jiang Xiaobai's ridicule made the audience overjoyed. Towards this guy, the audience only had one feeling.
That was-this young man was too bad.
She didn't decide on her appearance and name, so how could she blame him? In the end, he was even ridiculed by Jiang Xiao Bai. Zhao Bujun was also very helpless.
Of course, Jiang Xiaobai was not done with his complaints. He paused for a while and continued,"
"Zhao Bujun, although he's not handsome, he's known as the box office mascot.”
"All the movies that Zhao Bujun wrote the theme song for have accumulated more than five billion yuan in box office sales!”
"This is nothing impressive…"
When Jiang Xiao Bai said this, Zhang Shao Gang was still echoing, saying that it was true.
It was as if he was explaining something for someone.
However, Jiang Xiaobai did not appreciate it. He shook his head and continued to complain,"
"I can tell everyone something even more shocking.”
"The total box office earnings are more than 30 billion!”
"Look, what did Eggy say? What did he say!"
The audience below the stage cheered and cheered happily.
In the guest seats, everyone was laughing happily. Zhao Bujun wanted to laugh too, but he couldn't.
If he were to laugh, wouldn't he be laughing at her?
Therefore, in order to stifle his laughter, he could only lower his head, cover his head, and pretend that he did not hear anything.
Seeing that Zhao Bujun had also been offended by him, Jiang Xiao Bai stopped complaining about him and changed the topic to someone else.
"Next, let's talk about Young Master Hua. Young Master Hua was known as China's good tongue. He was very good at hosting and spoke very fast, like a fart.”
"The difference is that the pa-fart paste is synthesized by software. Master Hua has real kung fu.”
"I have to say that you…"
"Can't you download an app too? Aren't you tired?"
Young Master Hua, who was sitting in the guest seats, thought that Jiang Xiaobai was going to praise him and was overjoyed.
After all, compared to the other guests present, his current status was higher. He was still wondering if this guy wanted to compliment him.
In the end, he said…
It was as if he had eaten a mouthful of feces. He could not spit it out and could only swallow it.
However, Jiang Xiaobai was not done complaining. After pausing for a while and licking his lips, he continued,"
"Mr. Hua Shao, don't look at how eloquent he is now.”
"Actually, when he was young, he rarely spoke. His family once thought that he was mute.”
"He didn't start talking until he was twelve!”
"Hey, hey, hey, don't laugh. I can see through this story at a glance.”
"What does it mean to start talking at the age of 12? It meant that he had never memorized any texts in his six years of primary school.”
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