After more than two hours, the first five guests had finished their performances. Perhaps it was because of the pressure from Xue Yang, they all performed exceptionally well.
The joke was also full of jokes. Now that Xue Yang did not have Zhao Liying's help, many viewers were worried that Xue Yang would rise up and bring miracles to everyone again.
"It's finally Xue Yang's turn. I'm really excited!”
"I wonder how this skit will be!”
"Needless to say, Xue Yang's products are definitely top-notch!”
"I think so. After all, Xue Yang is a true genius!”
"Don't be noisy. The show is starting!"
……
Just as everyone was discussing, the show had already begun. A table appeared on the stage. On the table, there were two pieces of clothing and a gun butt.
Looking at the style of this dress, it seemed to be worn by the Eighth Route Army in the anti-Japanese drama. Could this skit be related to the Eighth Route Army?
At this moment, Xue Yang had already taken the lead to walk onto the stage and put on one of the clothes. In less than three seconds, a person came out from the right side of the stage. In less than a second, the audience burst into laughter.
Because he looked too comical! It could be said that he was born for comedy!
Ding Zhaokun wasn't ugly, but he gave off a feeling of wanting to laugh.
He did not let go of this familiar moment and cupped his hands towards the audience.
Then, he came to the table. When he saw the remaining clothes, he jumped up and said,"That can't be…"
"What's wrong?" Xue Yang said, fixing his collar.”
Ding Zhaokun picked up his clothes and explained,"This costume is not mine."
Xue Yang nodded with certainty.”
Ding Zhaokun still did not believe it and asked again,"You must have taken the wrong one…"
"What wrong?"
"Let me see what you're wearing."
Ding Zhaokun was about to go up and strip Xue Yang's clothes when he was stopped by Xue Yang."Don't look! This is yours!"
"It's not mine!" Ding Zhaokun said with some grievance.”
"You're a traitor!" Xue Yang shook his head.”
When Ding Zhaokun heard that, he was immediately surprised and asked in confusion,"I'm a traitor? Which movie?"
Xue Yang pointed to the ground.”
Ding Zhaokun rubbed his bald head and muttered,""Ah, this time, I betrayed you again?”
"Hahaha…"
Although this line wasn't too funny, when combined with Ding Zhaokun's image and his expression and actions, it was really unbearable.
"Brother Bao, this brother is even more outstanding than you!”
Shen Yang didn't let go of any opportunity to tease Song Dabao.
Song Dabao was already laughing out loud at this moment. He said self-deprecatingly,"I really want to compete with this brother!”
……
On the stage, Xue Yang explained to Ding Zhaokun,""You see…"
"No…" Ding Zhaokun was still in disbelief.
"The first three scenes of our show…"
Ding Zhaokun patted his chest and said proudly,""We were all from the 8th Route Army in the first three matches.”
"Didn't you betray us in the last three rounds?”
"Is that so?" Ding Zhaokun was a little puzzled.”
"Let's rehearse the sixth scene today!"
"The sixth…what does that mean?”
"You came to persuade me to surrender earlier…" Xue Yang replied truthfully.
Ding Zhaokun remembered and nodded fiercely."Yes, yes, yes…"
"Then I shot you!"
Ding Zhaokun also came to a realization. He rubbed his head and muttered,"Why do you think this editor is making things up!”
"What nonsense?" Xue Yang didn't understand and asked.”
Ding Zhaokun patted his chest again and almost choked."Look at my Eighth Route Army in the first three scenes. He acted well!”
Xue Yang shook his head and said,"Do you think it has two sentences?”
"That feels good, doesn't it?"
As Ding Zhaokun spoke, he made a very heroic gesture."'Reporting to Captain, the enemy is charging!'What do you think?"
"Cut off this sentence."
"Oh, right…I forgot, this sentence was cut off.”
Ding Zhaokun thought of something again and perked up."Then there's another sentence! Wasn't that sentence…even more difficult! Is this…my first match? Was he captured by the Japanese in the fourth round?”
"Yes!" Xue Yang nodded.
" I've been tortured and interrogated by the enemy. If I had persisted a little longer…"
"Huh?" Xue Yang felt that something was wrong.”
Ding Zhaokun gritted his teeth and said,"If I had gritted my teeth again…I would have survived!"”
"Then wouldn't you become a positive person?”
Ding Zhaokun slapped his thigh.”
Xue Yang pointed at himself.”
Ding Zhaokun pulled Xue Yang to the side and chuckled."We can still adapt it, right?”
"How do I change it?" Xue Yang asked coldly.”
"This…you…you, Old Yang, ah! This…Yanjing young man! Loyalty! What a friend! He was willing to risk his life for his friend! Today…friend, I'm a little busy, you have to help me out, right?"
In order to get the role of the main character, Ding Zhaokun had also spent a lot of effort praising Xue Yang.
Xue Yang also enjoyed the praise and said loudly,"If you have anything to say, just say it.”
"You see…why don't you help me mutiny…"
"What?!"
Ding Zhaokun thought that Xue Yang did not hear him clearly and said again,"Help me…"
Xue Yang took a step forward and glared at him.”
"Hey, you, Old Yang…Help me mutiny once…" Ding Zhaokun pleaded.
Xue Yang shook his head like a rattle-drum."No, no, no!"
"You, if you feel like you're at a disadvantage, I'll give you and me this silk dress.”
Ding Zhaokun wanted to change clothes with Xue Yang.
Xue Yang took a few steps back and shook his head.”
"No problem…"
Xue Yang still refused to accept it and said,"No! My conditions are not good!"
"Why are you being so polite? Take it."
Ding Zhaokun said as he stuffed his clothes into Xue Yang's hands.
Who would have thought that Xue Yang would take Ding Zhaokun's clothes and throw them on the table.
"Who's being polite with you! I'm a positive person! The main character!"
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