"That's right!" Ding Zhaokun nodded.”
"Alright, alright…"
Xue Yang had no choice.
"I've seen it!"
"Ah!"
"It's starting!"
"Begin!"
As Xue Yang finished speaking, Ding Zhaokun, who was in the middle of the stage, began to pose. He even imitated the older generation's anti-Japanese TV series and did the same action."Comrades! Perseverance was victory! The people are waiting for the news of our meritorious service."
"Brothers! Hold on! Hold on…for me!"
Ding Zhaokun's acting addiction was not over yet. Xue Yang did not know whether to go or not.
"What is this!"
As he spoke, he was about to leave.
However, Ding Zhaokun couldn't hold it in anymore and started to greet Xue Yang."Sigh! Go!"
Xue Yang, who received the news, could only run back and say with a smile,"Captain!"
Ding Zhaokun suddenly turned around and aimed his gun at Xue Yang. He questioned,"Who are you?"
"Don't shoot! It's me!"
"Ah…it's you!"
Ding Zhaokun was feeling smug at this moment, and he accidentally let it slip.""Let me ask you! You were the one who…"
"What?"
“**！”
"Xue Yang is committing suicide. How dare he write such lines!”
"Wake up, it's not like it used to be. We're already open enough. Besides, this isn't the Spring Festival Gala, so there aren't so many rules!”
"Sure, even if you're wearing the main character's clothes, you still have the heart of a supporting character!”
"Looks like this person still can't be the main character!”
"No, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Just now, Mama passed by and asked me why I was laughing so loudly. She happened to hear this line and spat a mouthful of tea on me.”
"I'll punch a humming monster with one punch!"
"My parents, my brother, and I are already laughing so hard that we can't even look human.”
"It's fine over there. I was just having supper, and I spat out the instant noodles and soup!”
……
At this moment, such a line made countless people laugh out loud. Once again, it was confirmed that only a genius like Xue Yang could come up with such a line, and he was not afraid of offending the higher-ups.
"This Xue Yang is really a genius!"
Shen Yang and Song Dabao had already sighed countless times, but Xue Yang always gave them a new feeling.
He realized that no matter how many people were involved in the skit, Xue Yang could always perform it in an orderly manner and at the same time, not forget to make fun of them. This was the most rare thing.
……
Only then did Ding Zhaokun realize that he had said the wrong thing and changed his words,""Did you lure the Japanese here?”
"Captain."
"The devil asked me to bring you a message…" Xue Yang bowed.
Ding Zhaokun turned around and did not look at him. He said righteously,"What did Huang Jun say?"
"What?"
Xue Yang didn't understand it for a moment. The next second, he said,"The devil wants you to surrender."
"Bah!"
How dare he make him surrender? He couldn't take it anymore."What word?"
"In your dreams."
"Oh right! Dreaming…in the day!"
Ding Zhaokun stepped on the stool and said coldly,""What happened after that?"
"You traitor!"
Xue Yang felt a little helpless. This guy couldn't even remember his lines, and he still wanted to be the main character.
Ding Zhaokun was unhappy when he heard that.”
"I said the lines, you traitor.”
"Oh, okay, I got it."
Ding Zhaokun finally realized what was going on, but Xue Yang felt that the words at the end were getting more and more off."You traitor! I always thought that only someone like me could betray the revolution…I didn't expect that…Xue Yang, this thick-browed, big-eyed fellow, would also betray the revolution!”
"What nonsense is this…"
Xue Yang felt that it was a little ridiculous, but he did not follow Ding Zhaokun's rhythm. He still said his original words,"Captain! Captain! The devil wants you to surrender!"
Ding Zhaokun did not look at him and asked,"There's more at the back!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No more!"
"Let me ask you…"
Ding Zhaokun made a series of counting movements with his hands."Are there no conditions?"
Xue Yang shook his head blankly.”
"Nonsense!" Ding Zhaokun retorted. Who would surrender without conditions!"
Xue Yang was happy when he heard that. He said excitedly,"Is this a positive character?!"
"Ah…I understand!"
"Understand what?"
"After all this fuss, you brat, you've taken all the benefits that the Imperial Army gave me…you've already taken a commission!”
Xue Yang waved his hand.”
"666666, kickbacks. I haven't heard that word in a long time!”
"The skit with this phrase was more than ten years ago, right?”
"Xue Yang is courting death!"
" I didn't expect there to be sarcasm in this. Hmm, it's worth reminiscing endlessly…"
"I realized that the first part was ironic. This skit has been ironic from the beginning to the end.”
"Xue Yang's lines are not bad. He's not inferior to other actors at all, even though he's only in his early twenties.”
"Yeah, it looks like Xue Yang has been buried by the original owner.”
……
At this moment, the audience watching Xue Yang's skit was already overjoyed. Moreover, they quietly realized that there was a sense of irony in it. Such a skit was already very rare. At least, they had not seen it for a long time.
Perhaps this was a newborn calf that was not afraid of the tiger. If it were any other older comedy actor, they would definitely not dare to act in such a skit.
However, when she found out that Xue Yang had only been a model for two years, she felt a little pity for Xue Yang. She also looked down on Xue Yang's original agency, Da, closely.
He really doesn't know what's good for him!
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