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41 But my wife is at home, and she’s in charge of politics.

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After Xue Yang finished speaking, the audience below the stage laughed.

"Hey, brother, how many of you are there?" Xue Yang continued to ask.”

Ding Zhaokun answered very honestly,""Five."

"Hey, this Fuwa baby, hahaha, get in the car!”

Ding Zhaokun was still a little wary and did not get into the car immediately.""I don't know you?"

"Didn't you get to know each other when you came up? My treat!"

Ding Zhaokun raised his head and looked at Xue Yang.”

"Yes!"

"How embarrassing! Go!"

Xue Yang looked at the originally humble Ding Zhaokun, but at this moment, his tone changed. He also said," Go."

Beep beep. The bus started moving again.

"Big brother, why did you invite us?" Ding Zhaokun asked.”

"Why should I invite you? Just because you are from Beijing! How much have you contributed to Beijing? The Water Cube, the Bird's Nest, and the National Grand Theater. Tell me, how many have been built in total?”

"Big brother, you've got the wrong person. We're not building buildings.”

"You are…" Xue Yang asked awkwardly.

"Demolition!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhao Liying laughed out loud.

Xue Yang comforted himself,"Can I build it if I don't tear it down?" Keep the change!"

"Who's looking for who? You're still missing a piece from me!"

Xue Yang was unhappy when he heard that. He slapped the coin box and said,"Don't you know how to count? This is…five yuan!”

Zhao Liying crossed her arms and sneered,""Aren't you human?"

"I…can be considered as well. Sigh, I say, it's not easy being a migrant worker. Give me a 20% discount!”

Xue Yang was embarrassed. He was just short of one yuan, so he was prepared to negotiate with Zhao Liying and ask her for a discount.

The audience burst into laughter when they heard that. There was even a discount for taking the bus.

"Don't farmers have money to take the bus? I can give it all! More importantly, someone was treating today!”

Zhao Liying imitated Xue Yang's previous tone."" Wilcombe, Yanjing, yo…"

"This is a combination with the old lady's street dance.”

Xue Yang turned to Ding Zhaokun after complaining."Hey, brother, let's discuss if you can give me a dollar as a treat.”

Ding Zhaokun immediately shook his head. I don't have money!"

"If you don't have money, why don't you get in the car?" Xue Yang panicked.”

"Who's in the car? If you didn't say that you were treating, we would have walked along the train station!”

"Can't you guys just give me one yuan?" Xue Yang said with a bitter face.”

Ding Zhaokun was stingy." Brother, you don't know. It's not easy for us farmers to earn money! It's even harder to pay!"

"Then…give me a dollar."

"I didn't."

"Why are you covering your pockets if you don't have it?"

"I'm covering my pocket!"

Ding Zhaokun clutched his pocket tightly, refusing to let Xue Yang move.

Seeing this situation, Xue Yang said with certainty,"You have money!"”

"No!"

Ding Zhaokun shook his head again.

"You have money!"

This time, Ding Zhaokun finally spoke the truth."Big brother! What I want is not money, but life! This was the life-saving money donated by his brothers!”

"Life-saving money?"

Xue Yang and Zhao Liying were confused.

In the next moment, Ding Zhaokun began to speak tirelessly,"My partner has a workmate whose wife gave birth and suffered from dystocia. After paying the deposit, she's still short of more than 1,000!”

"Even if you pay the deposit, you can't go with five people?”

Ding Zhaokun showed off his muscles. The doctor said that his wife's blood was not human blood! No…this wasn't the blood of an ordinary person! Here, you have to gather all the A, B, C, D, E, F, and G blood types!”

Zhao Liying panicked and comforted,""Don't worry, I'll exempt you from this ticket!”

"Aren't you ashamed to use the country's money as a favor?”

Xue Yang glared at Zhao Liying and asked,""You really don't have any money in your pocket?"

Ding Zhaokun shook his head again. My pockets…My pockets are cleaner than my face!”

Zhao Liying was afraid that Xue Yang would snatch it from her, so she quickly blocked the slot.

But he didn't expect Lin Lang to take out his bank card and pass it to Ding Zhaokun,""Come here! Take this."

As Ding Zhaokun came from the countryside, he had never seen a bank card before. He asked,"What is this?"

"This is my salary card. You can pay the deposit.”

Although Ding Zhaokun was short of money, he still had basic morals. He shook his head like a rattle-drum."I don't want it."

"Take it."

"I don't want to."

"Take it, take it!"

Xue Yang slapped the bank card into Ding Zhaokun's hands.""This little bit of money to us Yanjing people…she's having a hard time!”

Ding Zhaokun nodded with certainty.”

"If it's really difficult to give birth, take it! When my wife gave birth, it was difficult for her to give birth.”

Xue Yang looked at Ding Zhaokun and recalled the scene that day."It was snowing heavily that day! On the way to the hospital, the traffic was as bad as a parking lot! It was just a few migrant workers who carried my wife to the hospital and gave her a blood transfusion. The doctor said that they were a step late…"

"Sigh, my wife didn't like to work in the past. Ever since the blood transfusion, he had carried two bags of rice and ten cabbages up to the eighth floor! Later on, he asked around and found out that the few migrant workers who received the blood transfusion were from the moving company! My wife's life was given to her by the peasant workers. The peasant workers 'wife is my wife…No, no, my wife's sister.”

"Brother, I thank you on behalf of the pregnant woman!”

Ding Zhaokun was so touched that he knelt down after hearing Xue Yang's words.

When Xue Yang saw this, he quickly pulled him up."Get up! Get up! W-what are you doing?"

"I won't say anything else. In the future, if your wife gives birth to a child and suffers from dystocia and bleeding, I, a migrant worker, will have all kinds of blood types!”

"Thank you! However…there's not much of a chance."

It was supposed to be a warm scene, but after Xue Yang said this, many of the audience members smiled knowingly.

There was another beeping sound. The bus had arrived at the station.

"Attention passengers, we have arrived at Xidan.”

When Xue Yang heard this, it was time for him to get out of the car."I have to get off."

Zhao Liying knew that he didn't live here, so she quickly called out to him,""Hey, wait a minute. You haven't reached your stop yet.”

"Then all the more reason to get out of the car! I invited them to take a ride, and I'm going to dodge the fare myself? Do you think this is my own face? This was Beijing! Beijing!"

Zhao Liying stopped Xue Yang again." Hey, hey, you gave him the card. Will your wife be able to explain it to him when we get home?"”

"Your husband is not from Yanjing! We Yanjing men are all emperors at home!”

When Xue Yang said this, he couldn't help but raise his thumb."Hey, I'll bring my wife to the hospital to visit you guys later!”

"Sister-in-law doesn't have to go?"

Regarding this, Xue Yang felt that it was necessary to persist."She has to go! She doesn't know where I spent my money. Won't she beat me to death?”

Before Xue Yang could get out of the car, Zhao Liying called out to him,""Hey, didn't you just say that it was the emperor at home?”

"Of course I'm the emperor! But my wife is at home, and she's in charge!”

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