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"We're here!"

"We're here."

As the curtains opened, Ding Zhaokun and Zhao Liying appeared in front of everyone. However, their current appearance made everyone burst out laughing.

Ding Zhaokun was still alright. After all, he was a rough person. He would look like an old man with makeup. However, Zhao Liying was such a young and beautiful goddess. At this moment, she was dressed as if she had just come from the countryside.

Both of them were carrying a pile of agricultural and sideline products, mushrooms, old hens, and so on. It was obvious that they had just entered the city.

Ding Zhaokun pointed at the sign at the side and said,"This is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling, then... Scottish flirting.”

Zhao Liying nudged Ding Zhaokun."Grandpa, you're reading it the other way around.”

Through these two sentences, the audience also knew that the two of them seemed to be acting as grandfather and grandson.

"What?"

Ding Zhaokun suddenly didn't understand. He took a second look and realized that he had made a mistake."Oh, romantic? Let's eat here."

"Grandpa, this place is really expensive." Zhao Liying frowned.”

"A little more expensive. I brought money…more than 30,000.”

As Ding Zhaokun spoke, he suddenly realized that Zhao Liying was empty-handed and asked,"The bag with the money, the yellow bag!"

When Zhao Liying heard that, she forgot about it."Oh no…I fell on the brick bed!”

"You say you this child, can you still do one thing?”

Ding Zhaokun had a look of disappointment on his face, but he quickly returned to his original state. After all, this was his most beloved granddaughter."You said you were doing something for you, but you left it on the brick bed. Do you still have money in your pocket?”

Zhao Liying took out all the money in her hand and realized that there was only some change left."How much…is this in my pocket? It's only…just over 70 yuan.”

"I still have 400, okay!"

Ding Zhaokun thought that he still had 400, which was enough to deal with them roughly.

"That won't do!"

"Is that enough? That's all, waiter..."

As Ding Zhaokun spoke, he shouted inside. Then, Xue Yang, who was wearing a Scottish dress, walked out. When he saw Ding Zhaokun, who was carrying things all over his body, he made a rejection expression."I'm sorry, sir. This is a high-end hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products!”

"No, we're here to eat."

"Oh my god…for dinner?"

Xue Yang was shocked. Was there anyone who brought so many things to eat?

"Doesn't it?"

"Not really!" Xue Yang shook his head honestly.”

"I say…Miss, this meal is very important.”

Xue Yang had been listening attentively, but when he suddenly heard Ding Zhaokun call him that, he immediately became unhappy."Well, who are you calling a girl? She's a pure man.”

Ding Zhaokun didn't quite understand either. He asked,"Then…what about this dress? Why is she wearing a dress?"”

"This is packaged in our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a dress. Look at these cropped pants. Do they have legs…"

Xue Yang lifted up his pants and saw that it was empty. He immediately felt extremely embarrassed."Mom, I was in a hurry to wear it and it went astray. Aiya, mom, I said there's no crotch in the aisle.”

At this moment, Xue Yang's comical image caused some of the audience members who were drinking water to spray their water onto the hair of the audience members in front of them.

However, the audience didn't argue with them because they were too busy laughing. Some of the people who were laughing were almost lying on the ground.

“**!”

"What about those who said they wanted Xue Yang to dress up as a woman? He's really dressed as a woman now!"

"My god, Xue Yang's sacrifice is too great. Ding Zhaokun could have played this role!”

"Xue Yang, where's your dignity as a young hunk? 233333!”

"We should let the other young hunks see that they can only be willing to sacrifice in exchange for good works!”

"No, I want to take a screenshot and send it to my fan group as an emoticon!”

"Terrifying, fans can sometimes cheat their idols!”

……

Xue Yang might not have guessed that he had gained another wave of fans.

Ding Zhaokun saw Xue Yang's expression and laughed out loud."Alright, leave that leg for tomorrow. Haha, I say, young man, let me tell you, I'm treating an important guest to a meal today, you must entertain him well.”

Xue Yang also expressed that he had no problem with this.

Ding Zhaokun found a seat and sat down. He asked seriously,"Come on, let me ask you. How much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel?”

"Why are you so anxious?"

Xue Yang was stunned when he heard that. Why was he eating so much that he was going to fight?

Ding Zhaokun knew that he had made a mistake in his narration and corrected himself."No, I mean order the most expensive ones.”

Xue Yang did some serious mental calculations and tilted his head."About ten or twenty thousand."

"One, two, ten, twenty thousand?"

Ding Zhaokun panicked. They didn't have that much money on hand!

"Grandpa!"

Zhao Liying was also a little anxious, and her palms were sweating.

Ding Zhaokun swallowed his saliva and said,"That?" Was there such a situation where after eating today, they would come to pay the bill tomorrow?”

Xue Yang immediately understood.”

"No, I'm not writing an IOU. I don't lack money. I have money. Here!”

Ding Zhaokun took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Xue Yang.

"What do you mean?"

"A tip."

Xue Yang held the money in his hand and beamed with joy."Oh my god, Grandpa, you're so bright. You're so handsome!”

Ding Zhaokun also laughed out loud, but he did not forget to remind him,""I'll give you 100 yuan, and you're still handsome. Let me tell you, this isn't for nothing. When the guests arrive later, you have to give me enough face, understand? When it's time for me to order, you have to cover for me.”

"How?"

Ding Zhaokun touched his nose." I'm giving you face, but you can't spend too much. If I order expensive dishes…"

"I told you…I didn't!"

"Oh my god, you're so awesome. Come…come, give it to me…I'll give you another 30!”

Xue Yang borrowed the money and did not refuse. He put the money in his pocket.

Xue Yang made an OK gesture."I'll explain it to you, sigh."

"Thank you!"

"Don't worry."

At this moment, Zhao Liying rubbed her belly and said pitifully to Ding Zhaokun," Grandpa, I'm a little hungry."

"Hungry?"

"Give me a bowl of noodles!" Ding Zhaokun said to Xue Yang.”

"Yeah, 78 RMB per bowl."

Ding Zhaokun was shocked when he heard that." What noodles? They're so expensive?"”

"Scottish lasagna!"

Ding Zhaokun frowned and said,"This, is it because the braised rice is expensive?"”

"It's free."

Ding Zhaokun felt that it was easy to solve after hearing that the braised meat was free. He slapped his thigh and said,""Then give me a bowl of braised pork and try the saltiness first. Alright, go, go.”

"Mom, I've never been there before." Xue Yang said sarcastically.”

"That's because I didn't come. If I had come, you would have done it long ago.”

Ding Zhaokun was full of energy and did not have the slightest hint of shame.

Hearing this unreasonable request, Xue Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He curled his lips and said disdainfully,"This old man, if I wanted to say that the noodles don't cost money, I wanted noodles.”

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