The Comedy King of the Yearning Life
9 See if you have a dog pee on your face

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"Old classmate, just tell me how much it costs!”Shen Hao asked Wang Meng.

"It's not about the money!" Wang Meng waved his hand and refused.

"Then a house or a car will do!" Shen Hao asked, unwilling to give up.

"I'm telling you, we can't do this! Hurry up and get your child to make up for it!" Wang Meng waved his hand impatiently.

"Is that so, old classmate? If you don't agree, I'll kneel down and massage your legs!”Shen Hao knelt beside Wang Meng and said to him.

"Ding! Ding!"

"Don't be like this. Answer the phone first!”Wang Meng quickly said to Shen Hao when he heard the phone ring.

"I'm kneeling! If you don't agree, I won't get up!" Shen Hao narrowed his eyes and stared at Wang Meng. He knelt down and moved forward before picking up the phone.

"Hubby, there's a turning point for our son to go to school! We don't need to contact that teacher from the student recruitment office anymore! I've contacted their principal!" the woman said excitedly.

"Really? Was this accurate? Should we get in touch with them?" Shen Hao quickly asked.

"Quasi-old connections!"

"Wife, your phone call has completely made my husband stand up!”Shen Hao hung up the phone with his eyes wide open and stood up from the ground.

"Put it down!" Shen Hao turned his head and shouted at Wang Meng, who was eating millet porridge.

"Puff!" Wang Meng, who was eating porridge, spat it out when he was shocked by Shen Hao.

"Hu! Phew!" Shen Hao glared at Wang Meng with his eyes and neck red.

"No, what are you doing? You want to turn hostile just like that?" Wang Meng looked at Shen Hao, whose eyes were red, and asked in confusion.

"Aiyo, little porridge, you're even giving me crackling porridge, aren't you?”Shen Hao looked at Wang Meng with his bag under his arm.

"Did I give you face just now?”

"No! Why did you turn hostile just like that?" Wang Meng said.

"Falling out? For the time being, I call this face!" Shen Hao pinched Wang Meng's chin with his hand.

"Look at your face. It's as if it's damp. It's hairy. Do you have dog pee in your beard?(Dog pee moss is not a fungus that grows on feces or other filth. It only grows on rotten wood and the roots of trees.))! Take a look!" Shen Hao pointed at Wang Meng's bearded face and said.

"Shen Hao! You said it was prickly!" Wang Meng said as he scratched his beard.

"Hahaha!" When the audience and the judging panel below the stage heard Wang Meng's words, they all burst into laughter.

What the f * ck, there was a dog pee in his beard, and he even said it was prickling!

"Go ahead and scratch!" Shen Hao waved at Wang Meng! "Waiter!"

"Hey, Brother Hao!" The waiter bowed and pushed the door open.

" How's the sea cucumber?"

"The kitchen is cooking!"

"Wait!" Shen Hao waved his hand." Release the sea cucumber."”

"No, Brother Hao, it's all in the pot!”The waiter looked at Shen Hao in confusion.

"I told you to give it to me and let it go alive!”Shen Hao looked at the waiter and said angrily.

"Brother Hao, you're making things difficult for me!”The waiter looked at Shen Hao with a bitter expression." Then put them all in the pot!”

"I told you to save it and set it free!”Shen Hao pointed at the waiter and shouted. " I'll give you money!"

When the waiter heard Shen Hao's words, he turned around and left.

"Where are you going?"

"Save the sea cucumber!" The waiter said bitterly.

"Hahahaha! Save the sea cucumber!"

"If I let you save her, I'll give you money!”

"This is the life of a rich person!”

"Can money really do whatever it wants? That's right, he could do whatever he wanted!”

On the stage. Shen Hao narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Meng.

"Do you know why I said so much just now?”

"I'm just trying to ease the awkward atmosphere between us!”

"Awkward, awkward!" Wang Meng reminded helplessly.

"Awkward atmosphere!"

"Awkward! Awkward!"

"Awkward atmosphere!"

"Awkward!" Wang Meng was helpless. This was simply illiterate.

"Aiya, as a teacher, you don't even know which word is right. Whoever begs you is a big fool!”Shen Hao laughed and looked at Wang Meng.

" Ding!" At this moment, the phone rang again.

"Hello, wife!" Shen Hao shouted happily.

"Honey, I just called the principal! He said he was going to retire soon! The next principal would be in charge of the enrollment!”the female voice said.

"Then who will be the next principal?" Shen Hao's heart quivered when he heard this.

"They said it was the teacher from the student recruitment office, Teacher Xiu with the big beard!”

"Good! Hahaha, retribution!" The audience below the stage burst into laughter when they saw this. It had been a few times, and every time they acted cool, they would start slapping their faces!

"Cough cough! Old classmate, I'll give you a whole dog!”Shen Hao went up to Wang Meng and asked fawningly.

"Why are you messing with my dog? What's wrong with your attitude?”Wang Meng shouted excitedly.

" Attitudes! Speaking of attitudes!" Shen Hao shouted at the door.

"Waiter!"

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