The Comedy King of the Yearning Life
2 If you can be a comedy, I’ll be on the Spring Festival Gala

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"F * ck, why haven't you changed even though the world has changed?”Shen Hao couldn't help but blurt out as he looked at Ms. Dong, who was standing in front of him with her hands on her hips and a cigarette in her mouth.

"What changed? I haven't changed? Kid, you're courting death!" The landlady, Madam Dong, looked at Shen Hao, who was covered in sweat, and sneered.

"Kid, did you play too much? This is an illusion!"

Big Sis Dong had a sharp tongue but a soft heart. She was also very beautiful. If she debuted as a celebrity, she could become an A-list superstar just by relying on her looks! Because this face that could topple a nation could not be described as beautiful at times!

For example, Sister Dong had obviously just taken a shower. Her wet hair was draped behind her, and her skin was elastic. Moreover, she had an excellent figure.

She was simply a perfect young woman. However, those who had interacted with her before knew how mean her mouth was. Her mouth was a thousand times worse than Ms. Jin's. If not, why was she still unmarried at this age?

Because of her mouth, if Shen Hao had not seen Ms. Dong beat up a robbery gang by herself, he might have gone up to her and argued with her!

"No, no, Sister Dong, I'm saying that you've become even more beautiful today!”Shen Hao quickly said.

"Yoho!" Ms. Dong looked at Shen Hao, who was paralyzed on the bed, with a faint smile." Not bad, Little Rat! You're already playing tricks with me! You didn't even open the door after knocking for so long. Are you pretending to be dead?”

"Let me tell you, I've never seen anyone take advantage of me!”Sister Dong reached into her pocket and took out a calculator. She slammed it on the computer desk.

"Three months 'rent, 1,500 yuan per month. Including the water and electricity network, it's 5,000 yuan in total. Today's rent and the following rent will be 10,000 yuan in total. Let me tell you, even if you lose a single cent today, you won't be able to leave this house!”Sister Dong looked down at Shen Hao with her arms crossed.

"Sister Dong, hehehe!" Shen Hao scratched his head in embarrassment. "Give me a few more days. I really don't have any money on hand now. When I find a job, I'll definitely give you double!”

"If you don't have money, get lost!" Big Sis Dong pointed at the door and sneered," You're also a real Beijing resident. Which family doesn't pay rent? Not only did you not pay, but you also owe me three months 'rent. Go and ask around, who in the entire Second Ring Road has taken advantage of me!”

"Sister Dong, you know my situation. I just graduated from university and I really don't have much money. The rent I gave you previously was earned by my part-time job. If you chase me away, I'll have to go home. Think about it, if I go home, my parents will be so sad! It wasn't easy for me to scrimp and save so that I could finish university. Now, I'm going back to rely on my parents. I'm so embarrassed!”

"Besides, Sister Dong, all the houses on this street are yours. You still need my 3,500 yuan. Give me a few more days and I might become famous in the future! I can even advertise for you!" Shen Hao cried.

"Yo, yo, yo, you? Red? Why don't you look at yourself in the mirror!”When Sister Dong heard Shen Hao's words, she was so angry that she laughed!

"Young Master Shen, if you go to Thailand, you might become an A-list actress when you come back! But now, let me tell you, with your looks that are neither male nor female, do you still want to be famous? Dream on!"

"Sister Dong, you're wrong! What do you mean I'm not a man or a woman? Then my looks were given to me by my parents. I can't do anything about it!”Shen Hao shrugged helplessly.

"Aiyo, tsk, look at our Eldest Young Master Shen! Willow leaves, curved eyebrows, cherry lips! She had a high nose bridge, double eyelids, and a pair of phoenix eyes! Look at your legs. You look better than me in stockings! You want to be famous? Listen to me, go to Thailand!" Big Sis Shen glanced at Ye Chen and scoffed.

"It's all thanks to your short hair. If your hair was longer, I wouldn't be able to tell if you were a man or a woman!”

"Aiya, Sister Dong, just give me a few more days! Look, I don't even have money for breakfast!”Shen Hao said helplessly.

"What does it have to do with me whether you eat breakfast or not? It's only right and proper to pay back debts!" Sister Dong glanced at Shen Hao, but her voice was much softer.

"Beijing Television and Central TV are working together to create a new variety show, Happy Comedian. See you at 9 PM the day after tomorrow!”

Just as Shen Hao was at a loss for words, a message suddenly appeared on the television.

"That's right, Sister Dong. Just you wait. I want to become a big star. I want to participate in the funny comedy!”Shen Hao seemed to have grabbed onto a life-saving straw as he pointed at the television.

"You? And the funny comedy? If you can get on it, then I can get on the Spring Festival Gala!”Big Sis Dong sneered.

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