"Don't you know me?" Shen Hao smiled wickedly. He turned around and looked at the audience. "I can sway the positive, can sway the wilting., It can fool a sharp person and make the young couple live well. I'll fool it to part ways. Today, I'm selling crutches. A pair of good legs. I can fool it to be lame!”
Upon hearing Shen Hao's words, the audience below the stage immediately laughed out loud. Damn, I was wondering why he was selling crutches to good people on the streets. So it was a scam!
This opening was not bad. It was interesting. All of a sudden, the studio of the funny comedy artist became lively. Cheers, applause, and laughter kept coming.
"Hahaha, forget it!" Dong Lingxue burst into laughter.
"Do you believe me?" Shen Hao glanced at Dong Lingxue and asked.
"I don't believe it. How can you make her limp?”Dong Lingxue shrugged.
"This is my strength! Just watch!" Shen Hao said.
"Do you think I don't know what you're good at? My child's father is very interesting. I heard that he sells bike covers when he buys horses, and he sells safety helmets when he buys motorcycles. I heard that she has insomnia, and the master sells sleeping pills. I've heard of them!" Dong Lingxue burst into laughter as she spoke.
"Don't say anymore. You don't understand. This is the market trying to grasp the lead.”Shen Hao waved his hand and said.
"Even with your lead, there are times when you make mistakes!”Dong Lingxue covered her mouth and laughed as she took the walking stick from Shen Hao.
"I heard that someone smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeled vehicle. In the end, he smashed it so hard that after he was discharged from the hospital, he was directly in a wheelchair. The crutch was not sold. Hahahaha!" Dong Lingxue couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Humph! Don't worry, I'll sell this pair today!”Shen Hao grabbed the walking stick from Dong Lingxue's hand and snorted.
"The streets are full of good legs. Who would buy them?”Dong Lingxue pouted and said in disbelief.
"Wife, I'll find a good leg and sell it to him today. I'll let you see the Great Hoodwinker's ability!”Shen Hao placed the crutch on the bench and sat down.
"Aren't you lying?" Dong Lingxue looked at Shen Hao in surprise.
"The willing take the bait! Do you understand? Help me shout a few words!" Shen Hao waved his hand impatiently.
"I don't know how to bluff either. You can do it yourself!”Dong Lingxue put her hands into her sleeves. She looked at Shen Hao like a punching bag.
"Do what I say, understand? Someone's coming, shout!"
At this moment, Wang Meng changed his image and rode his bicycle onto the stage from backstage. The big beard on his face was gone, and he looked like an honest man. Coupled with the small eyes under his big face, it made people feel inexplicably funny.
"It turned, it turned! Turn!" Hearing Shen Hao's words, Dong Lingxue shouted unwillingly.
"Sigh, sigh, sigh! I say, why are you blindly commanding me? You know where I'm going and you want me to kidnap you?”Wang Meng was originally riding his bicycle. After hearing Dong Lingxue's shout, he subconsciously turned his bicycle.
"Tsk!" Shen Hao glared at Dong Lingxue.”
"Sell, sell!" Dong Lingxue quickly shouted.
"Sell what?" Shen Hao said helplessly.
"Turn!" Dong Lingxue continued to shout.
"Join them!" Shen Hao shook his head and reminded him.
"Sigh! Kidnapped! Kidnapped! Kidnapped!"
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"Pfft! Hahahaha, kidnapping! Hahaha, who came up with this line? I'm dying of laughter!”
"Aiyo, I'm laughing so hard that my boobs hurt.”
"What are you doing? Kidnapped?"
"I couldn't go to the toilet at first, but I didn't expect my smile to be broken!”
"I was doing something embarrassing with my wife, but I didn't expect to be exposed by this sentence. My wife and I are laughing so hard that we don't have any strength left.”
"Hahahaha, my grandma laughed so hard that her fake teeth flew out!”
The audience burst into laughter when they heard Dong Lingxue's words.
The atmosphere was even more heated than before.
"Director, director, our viewership ratings have risen again. The number of people in the live broadcast room has already exceeded the 20 million mark!”The backstage staff quickly reported to the director.
"Hiss! What a terrifying script. This script could definitely be used on the Spring Festival Gala!”Brother Bao of Northeast F4, who was also a comedy, squinted his eyes as he watched the performance on stage.
"All the bags rang, and there were many buried bags! What a terrifying script!" Boss Ma also shook his head. He had thought that the script he had prepared would be able to win first place in this episode, but he did not expect that he was still a step behind.
"I'm afraid that there's going to be another big name in the domestic comedy industry!”The tomboy shook her head helplessly.
On the stage, Shen Hao did not know what the others were thinking and continued to perform.
"What happened? Who wants to abduct you?" When Wang Meng heard someone shouting about kidnapping, he quickly got off the bicycle and asked Dong Lingxue with a warm heart.
"No, he kidnapped her!" Dong Lingxue pointed at Shen Hao.
"Are you going to abduct them?" Wang Meng followed Dong Lingxue's hand and looked at Shen Hao.
"What's with your eyes? Kidnapping? How can I kidnap someone like this? Are you buying it?" Shen Hao shouted with disdain.
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