"Hahaha, my son is so talented! As expected of inheriting my genes. Look at this talent.”
Shen Hao's mother stood on the sofa with her hands on her waist and laughed out loud as she watched her son's humorous performance on TV.
"Doesn't that mean that I still have half of my genes?”Even Father Shen, who had always been very honest, placed a few side dishes on the coffee table and made a jar of white wine to drink.
"Go away, go away. It's all thanks to Lil Hao inheriting my genes. If he inherited your pig-kidney face, he would still want to be a celebrity.”When his mother heard that his father was actually taking credit in front of her, she immediately mocked him.
"Enough, enough. I'm going to make a call!”
"Hey, his uncle! Have you seen Hao? Let me tell you, our Hao is on TV, on Beijing Television's Happy Comedian!”
"Sigh, her second aunt! Quickly turn on Beijing Television. Our Hao is on TV!”
"Mom, turn on Beijing Television. Your eldest grandson is on TV!”
"Dad! Quickly look at Beijing Television's live broadcast channel. Your eldest grandson is on TV!”
His mother anxiously started promoting Beijing Television to her friends and family. Father Shen was sitting on the sofa and drinking wine happily.
On the stage. The performance continued.
"Don't doubt me. Think about it carefully. Are you different from the past?”Shen Hao asked Wang Meng with a smile and his hands behind his back.
"If you say that there's anything different about it, I feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger!”Wang Meng thought for a long time. He touched his growing face and said.
"Hahaha!" The audience below the stage burst out laughing. Your sister, how could a chef not be fat? How could a chubby face not be big? You're probably a fool!
"Hmph, it's not the main problem. Do you know why?”Shen Hao smiled happily when he heard Wang Meng's words. He was afraid that Wang Meng would not say it. If you say it, I can make you unable to take care of yourself.
"Why?" Wang Meng asked with a puzzled look.
"He was raised by the higher-ups because of your peripheral nerve gangrene!”Shen Hao gestured.
"Then where did you get it from?" Wang Meng asked with a dumbfounded expression.
"Feet up!"
"Legs?" Wang Meng instantly laughed." There's nothing wrong with my legs!”
"Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps if you're not sick!”Shen Hao said with a beaming expression.
"Aren't you going to see a doctor? Take two steps, come, take two steps!"
"Two steps, two steps it is!”Wang Meng said as he walked straight ahead.
"Stop, isn't there anything wrong with your shoes?”Shen Hao instantly interrupted.
"What's wrong?"
"Your heels are one high and one low!"
"This is a pair of sneakers!" Wang Meng said as he lifted his foot to prove that his shoes were the same.
"That's right! Your legs are so short!" Shen Hao gestured. "One of your legs is long and the other is short!"
"What? One of my legs is long and the other is short. The person who bought the pants told me!”Wang Meng smiled disdainfully.
"If the pants seller told you, would you still buy them? Let me tell you, if you don't believe me, I'll adjust your right leg for you! Do you think everyone is as kind-hearted as me?”Shen Hao patted Wang Meng's shoulder and said.
"Tune, tune, tune!" Wang Meng looked at Shen Hao in disbelief.
"Come, I'll adjust it for you. Now, follow my hand and raise your leg as high as you can. Then, use all your strength to drop it!”Shen Hao instructed Wang Meng.
"Come!" Shen Hao was like a charlatan as he gestured a few times and raised his hand.
"Bang!" Wang Meng's right leg smashed onto the ground with a bang. It could be seen how much strength Wang Meng had used.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Are you numb?" Shen Hao saw that it was about time and asked Wang Meng.
"Numb!" Wang Meng said in surprise.
"Hey, old man, why is he numb?”Dong Lingxue asked in surprise.
"Why is he numb? You'll feel numb even if you chop it!" Shen Hao turned around as he spoke. He was afraid that he would burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! You'll feel numb even if you chop it!"
"Pfft! You're so wicked. You'll be numb even if you chop you up!"
"As expected of the Great Hoodwinker! This Shen Hao was fooled by Wang Meng until he could not find his way back!”
"Hahaha!" Even Ms. Guo could not help but laugh out loud.
"With his ability to bluff, he could still ride a bicycle just now, but now his legs can't even work!”
Shen Hao looked at Wang Meng, whose legs were already numb, and a smile appeared on his face.
"You keep walking. Take two steps. Don't control yourself. Your right leg must be sick!”
"Aiya!" Wang Meng followed Shen Hao's instructions and took a few steps forward. However, he felt that his right leg seemed to be out of his control!
His heart instantly turned cold. Could it be? Was his leg really sick?
"Let go, don't control it. Relax and walk!”Shen Hao looked at Wang Meng controlling himself to stagger and immediately laughed.
"How about this, you come with me, don't control yourself!”Shen Hao walked directly to Wang Meng and led him forward.
"Oh, my god!" After walking for a while, looking at his devilish footsteps, Wang Meng shouted with a sobbing tone.
"Aiya, what happened?”
"Hahaha! Old man, you gave me a good leg and now you're crippled!”Dong Lingxue couldn't help but burst into laughter.
P.S. There are still eight more chapters. During the period of a new book, there would usually be three chapters and five chapters. I've already read more than 20 chapters in three days, and I still have eight more chapters to go. Seeing that I'm working so hard, can you give me some free flowers and comments?
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