"Hahaha! Old man, you gave me a good leg and now you're crippled!”Dong Lingxue couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"What did you say?" Wang Meng instantly felt that something was wrong and quickly asked.
"Did you see that? My wife said that you were limping!”Shen Hao tried hard to hold back his laughter as he explained.
"Oh my god, why didn't I notice it earlier?”Wang Meng asked with a sobbing tone.
"That's because you didn't touch him. If you had touched him earlier, you would have been crippled!”Dong Lingxue explained.
"Yes, I've already seen it for you!" Shen Hao quickly pulled Wang Meng back to the topic.
"Then big brother, what is the reason?”Wang Meng stood in front of Shen Hao and asked as he tiptoed.
"What's the reason?" Shen Hao also followed Wang Meng's footsteps. The two of them discussed on the spot.
"That's your reason! Did you sprain your ankle when you were fifteen or sixteen years old?”Shen Hao suddenly asked.
"Yeah, but I sprained this one!”Wang Meng patted his left leg and said.
"This!" Shen Hao patted his head.
"It's been transferred!"
"Good!" The audience below the stage looked at Wang Meng, who had been completely fooled by Shen Hao, and instantly laughed out loud.
This was a f * cking classic line, but it had changed!
Don't lie to us. This is the first time I've heard that you can transfer a sprained ankle!
Moreover, the audience in front of the television was even more unbearable. Some of them were even laughing so hard that they were about to break out in laughter. They slapped the table and the bench. Some were rolling on the bed!
There were even people who laughed heartily on the subway, on the bus, in restaurants, in shopping malls, and other public places.
"Hahaha! It was too funny! If you had touched him earlier, if you had touched him earlier, you would have been crippled!”
"This Shen Hao is really too mean! He actually thought of such a despicable move! It's been transferred!"
"Oh my god, I'm in the middle of night self-study. Now the whole class and teachers are looking at me. Waiting online! Hurry!"
"This skit feels much better than the skits on the Spring Festival Gala."
"Yeah, this person's name is Shen Hao, right? This is simply a talent!"
"I saw it. Shen Hao is now a C-list celebrity!”
"Yes, yes, yes. Pay attention to Shen Hao's Weibo first!”
As time slowly passed, the skit on the stage gradually entered its climax!
"This leg of yours is a stepping stone!”
"The main point is that he has paralysis."
"In the late stages, you'll be in a vegetative state!”As Shen Hao spoke, he rolled his eyes and acted like a vegetable.
"Hahahahahaha!" Just as Wang Meng was feeling unusually nervous, Dong Lingxue burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at! What was this disease? Are you stupid?" Shen Hao instantly turned around and scolded Dong Lingxue.
"Oh my, this is so fun! This is the first time I've seen eyes like that!”Dong Lingxue covered her mouth and laughed.
"Big Brother, what medicine should I use?”At this moment, Wang Meng was only concerned about his illness and quickly asked Shen Hao.
"Forget it. Hurry up and say abduct. Don't let her take medicine!”Dong Lingxue couldn't help but say,"It's bad enough that you've tricked someone into becoming a cripple, but now you're asking him to use medicine." That was simply lacking eight lifetimes of virtue!
"The medicine doesn't work, right?" Shen Hao pointed at the walking stick that he had placed on the chair.
"You have to use crutches!"
"Please sit!"
The two of them then stiffly stretched out a leg in front of them and sat on the bench with their bodies tilted.
"Hahaha! This position is really f * cking ecstasy!"
"This skit is really good. It provided me with a lot of emojis. I still want to watch it!”
"Which big shot sent me an emoji of that roar hahahaha!”
"Oh my god, this is too funny!”
The audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the bullet comments flooded the screen.
"Let me tell you, when someone found out that there was something wrong with my leg, I didn't use a crutch. I can't turn back now!" Shen Hao pointed at his right leg that was stiffly placed in front of him.
"Big brother, is your leg crippled?”Wang Meng looked at Shen Hao's right leg with a sympathetic expression.
"There are steel plates and more than 80 steel nails inside!”Shen Hao said sadly.
"Old man, this is a good leg!" Dong Lingxue quickly corrected Shen Hao when she heard him say that her leg was crippled.
"Go to the side. Who's going to use crutches with good legs?”Shen Hao gave Dong Lingxue a look.
"No, we didn't kidnap them for Old Wang and Er Donkey!”Dong Lingxue couldn't help but say.
"What do you mean by 'about'? Stop talking!" Shen Hao raised his voice.
"Then that crutch isn't for sale!"
"Aiya, big sister, can you stop messing around?”Wang Meng said angrily to Dong Lingxue.
"This is a discussion between patients. Why are you always interfering?”
"Big brother, let me see your legs!" As Wang Meng spoke, he looked at Shen Hao's right leg.
"You don't have to look. I'll take two steps for you!”Shen Hao got up and staggered a few steps.
"Aiya, aiyaya!" Seeing that Shen Hao almost threw off his shoes, Wang Meng instantly believed it!
"I'm telling you, brother, I've lost so many pairs of shoes!”Shen Hao pointed at his right foot.
"Don't go blind here. If you lose your shoes, wouldn't you be numbed by the dog?”Dong Lingxue looked at Shen Hao with disgust.
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