"There are many ways to get rich. Last year, I sold crutches and this year, I sold cars! Selling cars! Selling cars!" It was still the same dress, a little red cotton-padded jacket and pink headscarf. The audience was very friendly.
It was still the familiar Great Hoodwinker, the honest village elder sister.
"I'm selling crutches!" Wang Meng also shouted with his crutch.
Dong Lingxue's eyes lit up as she pulled Shen Hao along. "Old man, isn't that a big head and a thick neck?”
"Don't worry, our wheelchair has a market this time!”Shen Hao's eyes lit up.
"My leg has recovered!" Dong Lingxue curled her lips and said.
"It's alright. Didn't he get crippled last year? Look at how I told him to get in the car today!”Shen Hao smiled smugly. Her legs were healed? Didn't they recover last year?
"Old man, let's go home!" Dong Lingxue pulled Shen Hao's sleeve and said worriedly.
"No need. I'm still selling him the wheelchair today!”Shen Hao waved his hand and said.
"Hahahaha!" When the audience below the stage saw Shen Hao's expression again, they all laughed out loud. It was still the same smell. They all wanted to know how Shen Hao managed to trick Wang Meng into a wheelchair this time.
"Stop!" Wang Meng was trying to trick others into buying crutches when he suddenly discovered the person who had tricked him into buying crutches. Wang Meng was instantly excited.
"I've been looking for you every day and every month for a whole year!”Wang Meng gritted his teeth and said.
"I'm very sorry. Don't be agitated. We never leave our names behind when we do good deeds!”Shen Hao said shyly.
"What am I excited about? I'm excited. You've made me suffer, don't you know? Ah! My wife ran away and I fired my job!”Wang Meng said as he pulled Shen Hao.
"Let's go find a place to reason things out!"
"Brother, don't be like this. Give us the kidnapper and I'll give you the money. We're going home!”When Dong Lingxue heard this, she knew that this was going to be a big deal!
"Don't get involved. Come here!" Shen Hao pulled Dong Lingxue aside.
"May I ask how long this crutch will last?”Shen Hao asked with his hands on his waist.
"Why would I? I'm not sick at all!”Wang Meng shouted angrily.
"Tsk tsk tsk! It's over!" Shen Hao shook his head regretfully.
"It's over. What I was most worried about has happened!”
"I told you not to sell crutches back then. Look at what happened now!”Dong Lingxue said fearfully.
"Wife, he's finished. Look at how much he's changed in the past year!”Shen Hao pointed at Wang Meng and shook his head regretfully.
"If you want to say that there's a change, it seems that my head is bigger than last year!”Dong Lingxue asked in confusion.
"Take a look!" Shen Hao was still wearing the Chinese tunic suit. He looked at Wang Meng with his hands behind his back.
"Even my wife can tell. Do you know why?”Shen Hao said as he held Wang Meng's shoulder.
"Because you insisted on not using crutches for a year! Your virus has started to move upwards and has already reached your brain!”
"You have two big tendons in your legs! Just like two freeways, the virus was moving at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour. Now, you were finished. The merciless disease was devouring your brain cells, and a brand new vegetative person was about to be born.”Shen Hao widened his eyes and pointed at Wang Meng.
"Hahaha!" The audience below the stage saw that Shen Hao was still the same big liar. With just a few words, he managed to fool the excited Wang Meng. Immediately, they could not help but laugh out loud.
"Good!" The audience below the stage instantly became excited. In an instant, applause and cheers erupted.
At the end of his speech, Shen Hao rolled his eyes and made a vegetative gesture, which amused the audience.
"Tsk tsk tsk! 'You're bluffing me, continue bluffing me. Are you going to let me take two more steps?!'”Wang Meng put his hands behind his back and looked at Shen Hao with a smile. Because he had been tricked last year, Wang Meng's IQ had soared this year.
"Did you walk with a limp last year?"
"Crippled!"
"Did you feel numb after stomping twice?"
"Numb!"
"May I ask why?"
"You tricked me!"
"You don't have to fool me today. I'll take two steps for you!”Wang Meng said to Shen Hao with a smile.
"Don't you like to watch? I'll take two steps for you!"
"Two steps, sigh, two steps!" Wang Meng said as he walked away leisurely.
"But I'm fine this year!" As he spoke, he quickened his pace.
"Not only can I jog this year, but I can also step up and jump! Hey, jump!" Wang Meng jumped up as he spoke.
"Stop!" Shen Hao pointed at Wang Meng." Did you see that? Not only is my brain not working well this year, but even my mental state is abnormal!”
"He's much happier than last year!" Dong Lingxue also looked at Wang Meng, who was running and jumping, and said with a smile.
"Friend, can you receive treatment?”Shen Hao looked at Wang Meng with his hands behind his back.
"No problem!" Wang Meng nodded calmly.
"I want to ask you something now. Please answer truthfully!”
"May I ask if your brain is muddled when you speak loudly now?”Shen Hao asked Wang Meng with ill intentions.
"Not confused!"
"Are you seeing stars?"
"Don't take risks!"
"Alright, I'll give it a try!”As Shen Hao spoke, he revealed the signature smile of the Great Hoodwinker!
P.S. I saw a lot of comments from my book friends, but I couldn't reply. They said that I wasn't a VIP member! I will accept all your opinions! And these four chapters were from yesterday! Today's seven chapters will be updated immediately!
Because he had caught a cold in the past two days, and there were many updates, he did not have any drafts to save now. He could only slowly update chapter by chapter!
It takes me an hour to update a chapter, but you guys will probably finish reading it in three or two minutes!
Therefore, I hope that all readers can understand.
In addition, due to health reasons, the update might not be too fast, but he would definitely update what he owed everyone! At the latest, it would not drag on for more than a day.
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