The Comedy King of the Yearning Life
31 I’ll give you a three-year-old’s question!

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"Look, he's already able to survive at this age. Why should we be afraid of him?”Shen Hao looked at Wang Meng and smiled wickedly.

"Get ready, please listen to the first question! Nanbovan!" Shen Hao clasped his hands behind his back and walked to the other side of Wang Meng. He gave Wang Meng a thumbs up.

"Ask, under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?”

"One plus one doesn't equal three under any circumstances!”Wang Meng replied with great certainty.

"Wrong, answer me, wife!" Shen Hao said to Dong Lingxue.

"If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to three!”Dong Lingxue shrugged her shoulders helplessly.

"Did you see that?" Shen Hao sneakily went to Wang Meng's side." One plus one equals three if the calculation is wrong!”

"You miscalculated. If you miscalculated, he would still be equivalent to six nuns!”Wang Meng said anxiously.

"Hehehe! That means you didn't answer hundreds of millions!" Shen Hao laughed.

"Do it again, do it again. I've found the trick!”Wang Meng thought for a moment and said to Shen Hao.

"Alright then, please listen to the second question! Nanbo spit!" Shen Hao extended two fingers at Wang Meng.

"Why doesn't your puppy give birth to a flirt?”

"Because our puppy pays attention to hygiene!”Wang Meng thought about it briefly.

"Wrong! Because dogs could only give birth to dogs, nothing else!”Dong Lingxue looked at Wang Meng as if he was a fool.

"Correct!" Shen Hao gave Dong Lingxue a thumbs up.

"Are you born? Then you!" Wang Meng said unwillingly.

"Please listen to the third question! Nan Bosan!" Shen Hao extended three fingers at Wang Meng.

"A monkey riding on a tree, a monkey on the ground! How many monkeys are there together!"

"Eight monkeys!" Wang Meng quickly arrived.

"Two monkeys!" Dong Lingxue said helplessly.

"A monkey riding on a tree, a monkey on the ground, two monkeys!”Shen Hao smiled as he made the gesture of riding a horse.

"Riding?" Wang Meng said in a daze. "You, you are a homonym. Give me another one, give me another one!"

"Stop answering!" Dong Lingxue couldn't stand it anymore and quickly tried to persuade him. If he continued to answer, Wang Meng would probably doubt his life later.

"Another question?" Shen Hao looked at Wang Meng, who was gradually doubting his life, and immediately smiled.

"He said that there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?”Shen Hao asked quickly.

"Two monkeys!" Wang Meng replied.

"Wrong, eight monkeys!" Shen Hao corrected.

"How?" Wang Meng was instantly dumbfounded!

"Seven monkeys riding on a tree! A monkey on the ground! Two monkeys!" Shen Hao laughed.

"Seven this time?" Wang Meng was dumbfounded. "Can that tree take it?"

"Don't worry about how the tree can't take it. Even if it falls, it's still eight monkeys!”Shen Hao adjusted his hat and smiled.

"Hurry up and stop answering! If you can't answer, go home quickly!" Dong Lingxue looked at Wang Meng, who was already intoxicated, and said with a heartache. Such a good person was almost driven crazy in such a short period of time!

"Don't, I want an explanation for my intelligence!”When Wang Meng heard Dong Lingxue say that he couldn't answer it, he immediately became anxious!

"Tell me!" Wang Meng pointed at Shen Hao and shouted.

"Please listen to the questions!" Shen Hao paused for a moment." Won't you be worried if I tell you where the acne grows?!"”

"I'm not worried about it growing on my waist!" Wang Meng said.

"Wrong. Wife, answer!"

"Don't you worry if it grows on someone else's face?”Dong Lingxue shook her head and said helplessly.

"Very correct!" Shen Hao said proudly. "With your looks, you still have a waist? That's called a stuffy bump on your waist, and that's called a fire boil on your butt!”

"Aiya, what happened?" Wang Meng patted his head anxiously.

"Does your brain admit that you're sick?”Shen Hao pointed at Wang Meng and asked.

"I don't admit it!" Wang Meng shook his head.

"Now that there's a way to treat it, I'll treat it for you in an instant!”Shen Hao hinted.

"How?" Wang Meng asked anxiously.

"Hahaha! Good!" When the audience saw Wang Meng take the bait again, they all burst into laughter. He was still destined to be deceived.

"Eh? This was simply terrifying. I couldn't answer a single brain teaser from a three-year-old child!”

"I'm seriously doubting my own intelligence now!”

"One plus one equals three if the calculation is wrong! Focus!"

"I can't imagine what a four-year-old child's brain teaser is like!”

"Hahaha, this great hoodwinker! Even I was fooled!"

"This skit is really too funny. It's not any worse than selling crutches!”

"From today onwards, I'm Shen Hao's fan!”

"Speaking of which, how did Shen Hao's brain grow? He went from selling crutches to selling cars! I really hope there's a next one!"

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all excited. This trick of fooling people was simply one chain after another! It was impossible to guard against!

On the stage, the performance continued.

"You have to leave the ground, your feet have to leave the ground! If you don't leave the ground, you'll never be able to do it!”Shen Hao hinted.

"Leave the ground? Ah! How?" As she spoke, she saw the wheelchair that Shen Hao had pushed up at the side and walked over unconsciously.

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