The Comedy King of the Yearning Life
33 I basically can’t read a watch with my IQ

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"Big Brother, when I sit down, you ask me questions that I have already answered. When I stand up, you ask me new questions, right?”Wang Meng shouted at the audience.

"Isn't that right? This isn't right!”

"Yes, sir!" When the audience saw that Wang Meng had reacted, they immediately cooperated and shouted. At the same time, they were even more excited because they really wanted to see how Shen Hao would make Wang Meng sit in the wheelchair willingly after Wang Meng exposed Shen Hao's deception.

"Hahaha! I was caught doing something bad!"

"Fooling, continue to fool. You've been exposed!”

"Haha, the Great Hoodwinker is really good. After seeing the crutches being sold, I took my uncle's crutches and went out to sell them. If I wasn't lying in the hospital watching the live broadcast now, I would have believed it!”

At the same time, the audience in front of the television was also overjoyed. They all wanted to see how Shen Hao would continue to fool Wang Meng after he discovered it.

On the stage, Shen Hao pointed at Wang Meng.

"You, stand up and I'll ask you a set of old questions!”

"Come!" Wang Meng instantly stood up.

"It's also a question about how much one plus one equals!”Shen Hao said to the audience.

"Ask, under what circumstances is one plus one equal to two?”Shen Hao asked quickly. At the same time, he extended three fingers to Wang Meng.

"If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to two!”Wang Meng blurted out without even thinking.

"Wrong!" Shen Hao retracted one of his three fingers and smiled sinisterly. He shouted at Wang Meng.

"Two, let me ask you, under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?”

"What should I do?" Dong Lingxue shouted helplessly.

"Two!"

"Two. Didn't you say three just now?" Wang Meng was instantly dumbfounded when he saw Shen Hao's two fingers!

"You can't even differentiate between two and three.”Shen Hao smiled playfully.

"Big Breasted Bro, don't answer!" Dong Lingxue said helplessly.

"Wait!" Wang Meng sat on the chair.

"Ask!"

"Say one plus one!" Shen Hao had just asked.

Wang Meng instantly shouted.

"Right equals two, wrong equals three!”That expression, that tone, it was like a big fool who was anxious to prove his intelligence!

"Congratulations, you've already answered two questions!”Shen Hao shouted excitedly.

"I'll talk!" Shen Hao saw that he was almost done playing hard to get! He said to Wang Meng, who was doubting his life.

"We've found the cause of your illness! Hurry up and get out of the car and go home. We have to go back!”

"Don't do anything else!" When Wang Meng heard that Shen Hao actually wanted to push the cart home, he immediately became anxious.

"Get out of the car and go home. We still have things to do!”Dong Lingxue said.

"As for your other stuff, Big Brother, how much is it? I'll buy it!”Wang Meng said anxiously.

"Good! Hualala!" When the audience below the stage saw that Wang Meng had been deceived again and even took the initiative to ask for a wheelchair, they immediately boiled over!

Especially Wang Meng's expression at this moment. He had graduated from the Beijing Film Academy and had been performing with his grandfather, Teacher Wang Xian, since he was young. At this moment, he had vividly portrayed the expression of a patient who had seen a life-saving straw!

"I understand, big brother. From tonight onwards, I won't be able to leave this thing for the rest of my life!”Wang Meng looked as if he had already sublimated.

"Don't say that I'm lying to you!" Shen Hao smiled knowingly.

"Let me tell you, let me make it clear to you. Actually, this wheelchair was modified from your bicycle last year. I knew you had this kind of problem.”Shen Hao said emotionally.

"If you want to pay, don't pay too much. Just give me a modification fee. It's only 400 yuan!”

"No problem!" Wang Meng nodded fiercely. This big brother was really too good!

"If you give me more, I won't be with you in the future!”Shen Hao continued to stir up emotions.

"Big brother, I only brought 300. Look!”Wang Meng searched his body for a long time and took out 300 yuan.

"Take it. That's a lot!" Dong Lingxue said excitedly.

"You brought a watch? What watch are you wearing?" Shen Hao instantly raised his voice and shouted at Dong Lingxue.

"What watch?"

"Who said anything about wearing a watch!" Dong Lingxue shouted," Who said I was wearing a watch? You blamed me last year! Who said that!"

Dong Lingxue had her hands in her sleeves, looking like a punching bag.

"Big brother, big brother!" When Wang Meng heard the word watch, he immediately took off the watch on his wrist.

"Who said anything about wearing a watch!" Dong Lingxue was still crying out pitifully.

"Big brother, big brother, listen to me!”Wang Meng held his watch and pulled Shen Hao as he said emotionally.

"Brother, with my IQ, I won't be able to read watches in the future!”Wang Meng also put the watch in Shen Hao's hand with an aggrieved expression.

"Why can you do this alone? Can you change someone else? You?" Dong Lingxue shouted angrily at Shen Hao.

"Brother, go back and recuperate!" Shen Hao waved his hand at Wang Meng.

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