The Comedy King of the Yearning Life
34 Brother, you’re blind!

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"Eh? Why did this routine look so familiar? Was he riding a bicycle? What bicycle? Did he wear a watch? What watch are you wearing?"

"Hahaha! This trick was completely possible. He got into the car himself!”

"I have to say that Shen Hao's work is really divine. It's a perfect combination of selling crutches. It's the same routine and coquettish!”

"Aiyo, I just want to ask. Which idiot came up with this brain teaser? He was really amazing! This was a question for a three-year-old? He couldn't imagine what a four-year-old's question was! How terrifying!"

"Sigh, I'm a master's degree holder from Capital University's literature department, but I can't answer a three-year-old's question! How pathetic!"

"But is it really good for Shen Hao to be alone? Look at Wang Meng. He can't even read watches!”

" Classic, a classic among classics!"

As the skit gradually came to an end, the audience watching the live broadcast relaxed because Wang Meng had once again been successfully fooled by Shen Hao!

Seeing the honest Wang Meng in the skit being fooled by Shen Hao twice in a row, everyone was overjoyed. Shen Hao's mouth was just like what he said. It could fool the right person!

On the stage, although it was nearing the end, Shen Hao and the other two continued to perform.

Dong Lingxue shouted at Shen Hao angrily," Can you change to someone else? Why are you being so one-sided?”

"Brother, if you believe me, you can walk back. If you give me the car, he'll still scam you!”

"You still tricked me!" Who would have thought that Wang Meng would not appreciate it and would shout at Dong Lingxue. "Why are you like this? My brain is already like this, why are you still making things difficult for me?”

"Last year, when my brother was treating my illness, you stopped him! If I believe you today, I'll be fooled for the second time!”Wang Meng shouted angrily.

"No one cares about you.”Dong Lingxue looked at Wang Meng's ungrateful expression and angrily swung her hand. If you want to be fooled, then go ahead. I don't care about you anymore!

"Big brother, before I leave, let me give you a word of advice!”Wang Meng pointed at Shen Lingxue.

"You're blind to have such a wife!”

"This kind of person is too infuriating!" Dong Lingxue said to Shen Hao through gritted teeth.

"Don't be angry. We're counting on this kind of person to support us!”Shen Hao said as he held Dong Lingxue's hand.

"Thank you!" At this time, Wang Meng, who had already walked far away, turned around and shouted at Shen Hao.

"Look, he even thanked me!" Shen Hao pointed at Wang Meng and said.

"Let's go home!" Shen Hao picked up the walking stick that Wang Meng had sold him last year.

"Why are you still holding this thing?”Dong Lingxue asked in confusion.

"Go back and make a stretcher. I'll sell him next year!”Shen Hao said happily.

"Good! One more!" He watched Shen Hao and Dong Lingxue walk off the stage. The audience below the stage burst into laughter.

Especially the last line,'Go back and be a stretcher, and sell him next year!' The audience's eyes instantly lit up.

There was a next movie?

Shen Hao and Dong Lingxue walked off the stage. Ms. Guo took the microphone and walked onto the stage.

"Aiyoyo! This young man!" Ms. Guo said in surprise.

"Dear viewers, be careful when you meet Shen Hao in the future, especially when Shen Hao and Dong Lingxue appear together! Whether it was selling crutches, cars, or anything else, everyone could just call the police!”Ms. Bailey shook her head.

"But just thinking about it is terrifying! This young man!" Ms. Guo said fearfully.

"In just a short while, you've earned 300 yuan and a watch!”

"Hahahaha!" When the audience heard what Ms. Guo said, they could not help but laugh out loud.

However, it was true that he had earned 300 yuan and a watch of unknown value in less than ten minutes. It was terrifying just thinking about it.

As Shen Hao and the other two returned backstage, the other groups of comics that Shen Hao did not like to talk to all nodded at him.

After tonight, Shen Hao would at least be a B-list celebrity. The best among them would only be at the top of the B-list. Of course, the old man was an exception.

As the last group of comics went on stage. Shen Hao and Dong Lingxue went to the makeup room to remove their makeup.

The last group's performance was not bad and revealed a lot of baggage. However, the audience was still immersed in Shen Hao's car sales. As a result, many of the bags did not ring.

Even the applause was sparse and normal. The audience was obviously not paying attention to their skit. He was still immersed in selling cars.

Ten minutes later, the voting began!

There was not much change in the rankings this time.

First place: Shen Hao and Wang Meng.

Second place: Old Man Comedy Troupe.

Third place: Northeast F4 group.

4th place: Masculine Comedy Troupe!

Fifth place, Boss Ma's Happy Twisted Mahua.

Sixth place: Crosstalk Master Zhang Deyun.

Seeing this ranking, Zhang Deyun's face turned green! He had even invited his partner over, and he was still in last place.

It was dangerous!

In addition, do you prefer comedic plots or urban life plots? Personally, he felt that it was better to have more classic lines. It would be more funny to watch.

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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