Vol V Chapter 42
On the stage, Shen Hao was pushed onto the stage in a wheelchair by Li Huizhen and Zeng Xiaoxian.
Offstage, they were originally looking forward to how Shen Hao, the big hoodwinker, would trick Wang Meng, the honest man, into buying a stretcher. However, they saw Shen Hao being pushed up in a wheelchair. Immediately, they all laughed out loud, taking pleasure in his misfortune.
"Aiya, aiyayaya, is this still the Great Hoodwinker?”
"Aiya, continue fooling! Why are you in a wheelchair?"
"Is this still the Great Hoodwinker?"
"What's going on this time? Did you come in a group?”
"Hahaha, don't say it, when I saw Shen Hao's Chinese tunic suit, I felt a sense of familiarity!”
"Haha, let's watch the show!"
Not only did the audience below the stage laugh at the huge contrast, but even the audience watching the live broadcast also laughed out loud.
"Hahaha, I heard that he stopped being a chef and changed to an anti-fraud consultation line. How dare he say that he won't be cheated anymore! The cruel reality has already pushed me to the bottom of my heart! If I don't sell him something today, I won't be able to fulfill my promise to the audience for three episodes!”Shen Hao stood up from his wheelchair and said to the audience with a smile.
"Good!" When the audience below the stage heard Shen Hao's familiar tone, they immediately cheered. The applause and screams directly overturned the roof.
"Master, are you going in?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked Shen Hao.
"Don't worry, make a harassing call first!”Shen Hao waved at Zeng Xiaoxian.
The phone rang and the camera turned.
Under a huge curtain, Wang Meng was sitting on a chair. On the curtain was written the Anti-Fraud Hotline!
Moreover, Wang Meng was holding a paper fan coquettishly. On the fan, it was written that he would never be fooled.
"Hello! I'm Old Wang, a veteran scammer. With many years of experience, I can make a clear judgment on whether you've been scammed. If someone sells crutches, press 1. If someone sells cars, press 2. If someone has a brain teaser, press 3. If someone sells stretchers, press 110!”Wang Meng picked up the phone and said directly.
"Hello, are you Chef Wang?”Shen Hao asked directly.
"It's me. Who are you?" Wang Meng said.
"Yes, I have a question! I want to consult you directly!" Shen Hao said with a smile.
"Hey, tell me!" Wang Meng said calmly as he fanned himself.
"We have an old sow at home. It has a black background and a hundred flowers! In the morning, when he woke up, he opened the door and ran forward at a speed of 80 miles per hour. Bang! He crashed into a tree and died!”Shen Hao said evilly.
"Ah! Killed to death?" Wang Meng asked curiously.
"Is there something wrong with this pig's power?”
"Both eyes are 1.5!"
"Do you have any mental illness?”
"My heart is very healthy!"
"Then how did he die?" Hearing Shen Hao's words, Wang Meng was even more puzzled!
"Because that pig's brain doesn't know how to make quick turns!”Shen Hao immediately laughed.
"Good!" The audience below the stage saw that Shen Hao was still so bad and could fool others, while Wang Meng was still that honest person. This familiar formula made the audience burst out laughing!
"I say, you're not particular! You're not playing by the rules! You have to press three for a brain teaser!”Wang Meng said as he held the phone and shook his head, which seemed to be bigger than last year.
"In that case, let me ask you a question!”
"Hey, tell me!" Shen Hao said calmly. One had to know that he was the founder of the Great Hoodwinker. How could such a small matter be difficult for him?
"It's the new year. Our family didn't buy anything for the new year. We only have a pig and a donkey left. Let's kill the donkey first!" Wang Meng continued to use the Beijing dialect and smiled faintly.
"Then you kill first!" Shen Hao was about to return when he suddenly felt that something was wrong. He quickly covered the phone with his hand and asked his two disciples beside him.
"I'll give you two a chance!"
"Yes! Donkey meat was delicious! Kill the donkey first!" Li Huizhen looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and then at Shen Hao. She could not help but swallow her saliva and said to Shen Hao.
"Then you kill the donkey first!" Shen Hao said to Wang Meng on the other end of the phone.
"Sigh, congratulations on getting it right. Because pigs think the same way!”Wang Meng smiled and pretended to congratulate him. He hung up the phone. "Little guy!"
"Alright, hahaha, that pig thinks so too!”
"Wang Meng is no longer the honest person he used to be!”
"Hahaha, Wang Meng also knows how to use brain teasers! Just now, I was still thinking whether to kill the pig first or the donkey first! Now, it seemed that killing anyone first would not work!”
"Hahaha, sure, sure. This question is very naughty. It doesn't matter who you kill first!”
"This is no longer the Wang Meng of the past!”
"Am I the only one who finds this young lady very good-looking? And her voice is very nice?"
"While you guys are watching the skit, I'll carry the young lady and run!”
"I've already picked up the young lady and rushed home at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour!”
"Previous poster, did you hit a tree?”
Seeing that Wang Meng was no longer the honest person he used to be and had already dug a hole for the Great Hoodwinker, all the audience could not help but laugh until they fell back and forth!
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