The Salted Fish Fuma of the Tang Empire
15 Come and strike me with lightning!

Sha Shuji

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They entered Chang 'an City from the Golden Light Gate and headed east. They entered the Imperial City from the Vermilion Bird Gate and passed through the Chamberlain of Dependencies and Taichang Temple, then headed north to the Gate of Heaven Influence.

After the Gate of Heaven Influence was the Taiji Palace. It faced south, its back faced north, and there were green mountains behind it. Since ancient times, it had been the imperial palace.

From the Vermillion Bird Gate all the way to the Gate of Heaven Influence, the Royal Guards in Radiant Armor stood on both sides, all of them looking majestic.

The eaves of Taiji Palace were carved with ancient auspicious beasts baring their fangs and brandishing their claws. The bronze tips of the eaves seemed to be beckoning to the gods of thunder and lightning. Come, be happy, come and strike me with lightning.

This was f * cking lightning! How could gold, silver, copper, and iron be placed so high? It would be strange if he didn't get struck thirty to fifty times a year. When the heavens saw that I had done something wrong, they sent down lightning punishment to remind me to stay awake at all times. This was an inevitable development of physics and meteorology.

Slaughter your brother, kill your brother, f * ck your sister-in-law. Fortunately, you didn't kill Li Yuan. Otherwise, a lightning bolt would have turned you black as charcoal.

If you said it, regardless of whether you were a hero or a talent, Li Er's butcher knife would come into close contact with your neck. He would not stop until he gave the butcher knife a little red.

Lightning punishment from the heavens? The earth revolved around you?

Under Supervisor Xu's lead, they climbed the thirty-six white stone steps. It felt like a century, even longer than the journey from Baqiao to Zhuque Gate.

Li Er sat on the dragon throne in Taiji Palace. Foolish Yuchi and a few officials who hadn't left stood in the palace. Li Xiaogong laughed gloatingly.

No wonder stupid Yuchi would beat him up so many times. This smile was asking for a beating. If it was anyone else who dared to beat up Li Xiaogong, the prince, they would be chopped into meat paste by Li Er. However, if stupid Yuchi, the number one hero, broke Li Xiaogong's leg, the punishment would not be too heavy.

Zhangsun Wuji chuckled." Look, the eunuch responsible for receiving the Marquis of Langya County is here. Didn't Brother Jingde want to compete with him on whose wrist is thicker?" Now that the opportunity had come, he couldn't be embarrassed.”

Zhangsun Wuji, this sly old fox, was the one who was truly gloating. Anyone with a brain would not have spoken so full of words like Yuchi Gong. If he was unable to get off the stage, would he still have any face left?

Smart people would choose to observe first. Only a fool would not know the truth and charge forward. Although Yuchi Gong was not stupid, he was not smart!

Foolish Yuchi snorted and said," Hmph, if you don't like it later, why would my two wrought copper maces come into close contact with that kid's butt? He pierced through five hundred people?" This f * cking boasting is breaking the sky. This old man really can't listen to it anymore.”

Fang Xuanling curled his goatee and said,""Old Yuchi, I know Cheng Zhijie's character very well. He definitely won't lie. If you get beaten up by a child, you might as well go home and retire.”

Foolish Yuchi stared at him. Old b * tch, I can kill eight of you with a single punch. Why don't we have a fight first?”

Everyone laughed. They could kill Fang Xuanling in one round.

In the Tang Dynasty, as long as one's child was over ten years old, or if one had a child over thirty-five or thirty-six years old, one could call themselves an old man with a beard.

After Supervisor Xu informed Eunuch Wang Ai, Eunuch Wang quickly walked up to Taiji Palace and said,"Your Majesty, the Marquis of Langya County has come to report.”

"Xuan." Li Er looked at the palace door and waved his hand. He was curious about Yan Jue. How could a young man stab through 500 people without feeling tired?

All the officials looked at the entrance of the hall. They had stayed until now only to watch the show. Either Yuchi Gong beat up Yan Jue, or Yan Jue beat up Yuchi Gong. These were the two things to watch.

Eunuch Wang shouted,"Xuan, the Marquis of Langya County, Yan Jue, is here to see you."”

Huala, huala, huala!

With every step he took, there was a sound. The leaves on his body rustled like white birch leaves, and the sound was very rhythmic.

A moment later, Yan Jue, who was wearing silver lieutenant armor, walked into the hall. He cupped his fists and knelt on one knee. Although his voice was a little childish, it was filled with sonorous power.

"Left Military Guard Zhao Wu Lieutenant Yan Jue pays his respects to Your Majesty. Long live our Emperor, long live, long live.”

Yan Jue was a third-grade Martial Marquis, so his salute was different from that of a civil official. A civil official held a bow, while a general only needed to cup his hands and bend at a 30-degree angle.

"Raise your head and let me and all of you take a good look at Marquis Wu of the Tang Empire," said Li Er.”

Yan Jue naturally raised his head. He was neither haughty nor humble, as if the person in front of him was not the emperor, but just an ordinary person. He looked so calm.

Despite this, Li Er was overjoyed and nodded."Not bad, you do look like a marquis. Rise.”

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Yan Jue stood up straight and looked around. There were a few big shots of the civil service group in court clothes on this side, and there was only a dark and burly man on the other side. This burly man was even more burly than Niu Jinda. He stood there like a small mountain.

This black mountain had eyes like copper bells, a nose like a hanging gallbladder, a lion's mouth and a square face. It was eight feet tall, and its waist was also eight feet. There was no way to see its neck.

Yan Jue's face turned slightly red and he didn't laugh out loud. He took a few quick steps and stood behind the black hill. Without looking, this person was either Li Ji or Foolish Yuchi. Other than the two of them, Yan Jue really couldn't think of anyone else who was like this.

"Marquis Yan, why are you standing behind Duke E?" Li Er asked in surprise. Why aren't you standing here?"

Yan Jue smiled shyly and said," Your Majesty, as a general, this humble subject should naturally stand in the ranks of generals. This…uh…this lord who seems to make people tremble in fear, you can tell at a glance that he is a general. It is definitely right for him to stand on this side."”

The corners of Li Er's mouth twitched, and the officials almost spat out their saliva. Fang Xuanling whispered,""Hehe, he offended Old Yuchi the moment he arrived. Does this kid still want to mingle in the military officials 'group in the future?”

"Hehe, this is a disguised insult to Brother Jing De. I reckon this kid will be very, very miserable later.”

Yuchi's eyes widened like an idiot's. He grabbed Yan Jue by the collar and slid him in front of him. He put him down with all his might. If it were an ordinary person, their heels would have broken.

Foolish Yuchi curled his lips and said,"You think you're a military general with your tiny body?" It doesn't carry any weight in your hands. Can you kill 500 people? If you can kill a hundred people, I will be your coachman for two months. Speaking of which, kid, how did you know that this old man was a general?”

Li Er covered his face and did not dare to look. It was embarrassing. Only a person with a screw loose would ask at this juncture.

Yan Jue didn't mind being lifted up. At most, he would lift Foolish Yuchi up high after the court session. He smiled and said,""This general is full of killing intent, his arms are wide enough to ride a horse, and his face is as fierce as the reincarnation of a demon god. If he became a civil servant, it would be a waste of his talent.”

Goosebumps rose all over the heads of the civil servants. They had never seen such flattery. Moreover, this was a disguised way of saying that Yuchi Gong was ugly.

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[PS: I wish I could do more, but my hands are too weak. Time is limited, so I have to work overtime at night.]

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