"Alright, you guys have worked hard! Take a good rest. There might be a big battle in the next two days!”Chen Xuanli crouched on the pit, but he looked like he was riding on the back of a warhorse. As expected of Great General Long Wu!
Wang Daniu and Zhao Jin stood at the side, not knowing what to do.
In any case, he couldn't just turn around and leave, or else he would arouse Chen Xuanli's suspicion. Of course, they couldn't just ignore Chen Xuanli and directly carry out their operation.
The two of them looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
"Aren't you here to relieve yourselves? Why are you standing there?" Chen Xuanli felt a little strange and looked at the two of them suspiciously.
Wang Daniu had an idea. He pulled on his pants and wanted to urinate.
Zhao Jin gave him a look and ran to a pit at the corner.
Wang Daniu understood now. If he wanted to urinate, he had to leave after he was done. If he didn't leave, General Chen would definitely be suspicious. If he squatted down, he could wait for Chen Xuanli to leave in peace!
Wang Daniu also smiled awkwardly." Aiya, I can't. My stomach feels a little uncomfortable. I still have to squat for a while!”
Wang Daniu looked at the pit and could only squat awkwardly between Chen Xuanli and Zhao Jin.
Chen Xuanli was also very embarrassed. He was the dignified Great General Long Wu. If it wasn't for the special circumstances, he wouldn't have gone to the toilet with such a nobody!
If he had known earlier, he would have sent a few guards at the door of the toilet to prevent these guys from entering!
Chen Xuanli squatted for a while. The weather was hot, and the temperature in the latrine pit was very unpleasant. There were also some green bean flies flying around.
Chen Xuanli felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward, so he could only stand up and prepare to leave.
"General, take care!" Wang Daniu bowed slightly to show his respect.
Wu Tianlang couldn't help but laugh at this scene. He thought to himself, This scene could really be made into a movie!
After Chen Xuanli left, Wu Tianlang hurriedly pulled up his pants and sneaked to the toilet door. He stuck his head out to check on the situation.
"He went far away! Brother Bull, come, let's move quickly!" Wu Tianlang said solemnly.
Wang Daniu pulled up his pants and looked up at the three-meter-tall wall with a troubled expression.
"Come! Brother Bull, step on my shoulder and climb up the wall!" Wu Tianlang was really going all out. He refused to accept anything. He just leaned against the wall and turned his head, hoping that Wang Daniu would do it to him!
"Can it really work?" Wang Daniu was a little hesitant.
"Still hesitating! If she hesitated any longer, Noble Consort Yang would lose her life! Hurry up!" Wu Tianlang was afraid that outsiders would barge in again. If that happened, their plan would be ruined and they might even lose their lives!
It was also just a moment ago that Chen Xuanli seemed to have sensed that something was amiss with them.
Wang Daniu held onto Wu Tianlang's shoulder and wanted to climb up the mountain. However, his body was too heavy and Wu Tianlang could not hold on any longer. He staggered and almost fell to the side.
Fortunately, he did not fall down. Otherwise, he would really be too ashamed to face others if he fell headfirst into the latrine pit!
"Brother, I really can't climb up!”When Wang Daniu saw this situation, he could not help but cry.
Wu Tianlang was very anxious. He was thinking about how he could transmigrate back and not become a peerless expert who could fly on roofs and walk on walls. This way, he could easily act tough and slap others in the face.
But now, he did not seem to have any special skills, and this ally he had just formed seemed to be even worse than him!
"Brother Bull, how about this? You hold on to the wall, and I'll climb up on your shoulders!”Wu Tianlang said.
Wang Daniu nodded and leaned against the wall, telling Wu Tianlang to hurry up.
Wu Tianlang's physical fitness wasn't too bad. With a little effort, he climbed onto Wang Daniu's shoulder.
Wu Tianlang knew that Wang Daniu was injured, so his actions were still gentle. He tried to straighten his body and use his hands to climb up the wall.
"How is it, brother? Is it enough? I can't hold on much longer!" Wang Daniu wailed in pain as beads of sweat rolled down his face.
"Hold on a little longer, Brother Bull, I'm coming up!”Wu Tianlang had wanted to stick his head out to see what was going on inside the courtyard wall. Otherwise, he would have been caught the moment he reached the top of the wall. That would have been a waste of effort!
Wu Tianlang climbed up the wall and tried his best to move his body upwards. His physical fitness was not bad, and he could still do more than ten pull-ups back in the day.
Wu Tianlang climbed up the wall and peeked into the courtyard. Luckily, there was no one around.
"Brother Bull, come, I'll pull you up!”Wu Tianlang leaned against the wall and reached out to grab Wang Daniu.
Who knew that Wang Daniu's body was too heavy. Not only was he unable to pull Wu Tianlang away, he almost pulled Wu Tianlang down.
"No, no, brother. I'm too heavy. You can't pull me up!”Wang Daniu panted as he spoke.
Wu Tianlang was wondering what to do! It was unrealistic to ask Wang Daniu to lose weight at the last minute!
"Brother, how about this? You go in and act on your own. As for me, I can't go in either. I'll support you outside. What do you think?”Wang Daniu said with a smile.
When Wu Tianlang heard Wang Daniu's words, he really wanted to kick him. I think he's timid at the last minute, right?
However, Wu Tianlang couldn't say that. After all, he was only willing to do this out of righteousness.
Thinking of this, Wu Tianlang said," Brother Bull, then we have no choice. I'll feel more at ease if there are people outside supporting us. However, how are we going to contact each other then?"”
Wang Daniu smacked his lips as he thought about the same question.
Yes, there were no cell phones or phones at that time, but how could he make contact?
At this moment, the two of them were caught in a difficult situation.
Wang Daniu suddenly slapped his thigh. "When the time comes, if you need to find me for anything, you can just sit opposite the toilet and imitate the chirping of birds or cicadas. Anyway, just let me know that it's not a normal sound!”
Wu Tianlang leaned against the wall and nodded.""Alright, Brother Bull, that's all we can do! Whether or not we can save Noble Consort Yang and the Great Tang will depend on our cooperation!”
Wu Tianlang said emotionally.
Wang Daniu was very moved when he heard that.
" Brother…" Wang Daniu sighed softly." You and I are acquaintances after all. I haven't asked for your name yet…"
When Wu Tianlang heard this, he felt a little awkward. He thought to himself, Wang Daniu, do you think that I don't have much time left to live and want to burn paper for me after I die?
"Uh, Big Bull Bro, my name is Wu Tianlang. I'm a sky-eating man, and my waves are higher than the sky!”
"Eating the heavens and being more reckless than the heavens? This name is really domineering. Alright, Brother Tian Lang, take care!”Wang Daniu cupped his fists to show his respect.
"Brother Bull, don't forget about the secret code! You have to pay attention to any movements. Once you hear my signal, meet me at the toilet…"
Wang Daniu nodded and asked,""Brother Tian Lang, shouldn't we make a secret code or something? We can't see each other through the wall. If others hear us, wouldn't we be courting death?”
When Wu Tianlang heard this, he thought to himself that Wang Daniu was really a rough person with a rough tongue. He really did not think of this problem.
Wu Tianlang thought for a moment." Brother Bull, let's use this code: One of them said that he was the king of the earth and the tiger of the earth, and the other took the chicken and mushroom stew. What do you think?”
"Heavenly Dragon Covers the Earth Tiger? Chicken mushroom stew?" Wang Daniu pondered over these two lines and asked," Brother Tian Lang, whose poem are these two lines from? It rhymes very well, and it matches very well…"
"Brother Bull, let's talk about poetry when we have time in the future.”Wu Tianlang said.
At this moment, footsteps could be heard from afar.
Wu Tianlang could also see people coming from the tent through the latrine pit.
Wu Tianlang waved his hand at Wang Daniu and quickly jumped into the courtyard…
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