As the audience looked on expectantly, the red screen was pulled open. Under the dim lights, only Zhou Xing stood on stage.
He was wearing a dirty white suit, looking handsome and sad.
Zhou Xing turned on the camera and pointed it at himself.
"Today is June 19th, 2020. The 981st day since humans were infected by the virus! All the infected people in the town will bite anyone they see…"
The shadow of a zombie could be seen in the background window behind him. The beast-like cries could be heard. Zhou Xing hid in a safe position, and the audience below the stage could not help but become nervous.
Zhou Xing continued to look at the camera and said,"" As a survivor, I've stayed in this warehouse for 940 days. I'm grateful to the hamburgers that supported my life. I'm grateful to the merchants who added a large amount of preserving agents to the hamburgers, allowing them to maintain their color, aroma, and taste for 940 days.”
When the audience heard this, they burst into laughter.
On the live broadcast, countless " 666 " characters appeared.
Even the heads of the relevant agencies in the country could not help but ponder after seeing this scene.
" It's necessary to strengthen the management of food safety…"
Zhou Xing did not know that his joke would have such a huge impact.
However, the skit continued.
Zhou Xing put down the camera and said with a gloomy expression,""But I finished all the hamburgers five days ago.”
"I have to go out and look for food today. Once I step out of this door, no matter who stops me, I will fight with my life!”
He pushed open the door, and the stage darkened as the props were moved away.
All the audience members had serious expressions on their faces as they looked forward to the upcoming plot.
" Our star's acting method this time is completely different from the previous two..."
"This time, it's more like a complete movie. The plot is very coherent…"
"What do you mean by a small movie? It's called a stage play, alright? It's just that there are enough funny points in the plot.”
When the lights were turned on, Zhou Xing's stunned back was left behind. In front of him, countless zombies were roaring like wild beasts.
The audience thought of the courage he had shown just now and immediately cheered.
They wanted to see how Zhou Xing fought with these zombies!
However, the next moment, Zhou Xing suddenly let out a low growl and began to imitate the zombies. He stiffened his body and tried his best to walk out of the zombie crowd.
The audience in the live broadcast room was laughing like crazy.
"My Star is really too smart!"
" I've learned to pretend to be a zombie. If the apocalypse really comes, I can try this…"
However, at this moment, a human suddenly rushed over with a baseball bat and faced Zhou Xing, who was at the outermost perimeter of the zombies!
"You want to force me to death! I don't want to live anymore! I'll die with you!"
Bang!
As Zhou Xing was caught in a dilemma, the human directly knocked Zhou Xing to the ground with a baseball bat…
The surrounding zombies slowly looked at the human, while Zhou Xing struggled to get up from the ground.
"Come on!" Come on! Come here! Bite me!"
After saying that, he swung the baseball bat down again and knocked Zhou Xing to the ground…
"I didn't bite you…"
At this moment, the human had already broken free from the zombie's grip and kidnapped Zhou Xing!
"Don't come over. If you don't want him to die, give me something to eat!”
However, before the human could finish, he was taken away by a zombie.
Zhou Xing, who had survived the disaster, tried his best to learn the footsteps of the zombies and move forward, wanting to leave the group of zombies again.
Just as he was about to leave, there was only one zombie left on the stage. He turned around, looked at Zhou Xing, and growled,""Hey ~~ Over here!"
There was a round of applause and laughter below the stage.
"My star is really too miserable…"
"In the past, it was always the others who suffered. I didn't expect my star to be so miserable this time.”
"This time, the way I express myself is even more interesting. My emotions have been brought into this skit.”
On the stage, Zhou Xing was a little stunned, but he still pretended to be a zombie."I know…"
The audience laughed even harder when they saw Zhou Xing's conflicted expression.
However, after that zombie left with the crowd, he turned around and ran behind the stage.
At this moment, the trunk of the abandoned car on the right side of the stage was suddenly opened and Diliraba walked out.
The audience cheered.
At this moment, a low roar sounded from the stage again. Reba also roared and pretended to be a zombie.
On the stage, the props changed and an abandoned house appeared.
Zhou Xing pretended to be a zombie and walked into the house step by step, searching everywhere.
"Where's the food?"
"It's all expired."”
At this moment, a cackling sound suddenly came from the room.
Zhou Xing grabbed the chicken in shock. When he thought that there was finally food, Reba suddenly pretended to be a zombie and walked in.
"Where are you going with my pet chicken?”
The audience below the stage burst into laughter.
Pet chicken? Do zombies have pet chickens? These words were too interesting, especially the deliberately long and low voice…
Zhou Xing squatted in the corner and did not dare to look back. He imitated the zombie voice and said,"
"I've been late for work recently, so I wanted to bring it back to play.”
"I'm a hen!"
Zhou Xing: " Oh, I'm too embarrassed to tell you. Actually…I have a monkey at home. It's been disobedient recently. I want to kill it in front of it."”
Reba couldn't hold it in anymore.”
"Then how cowardly would my chicken die!”
At this point, Reba finally collapsed.
"If you don't listen to me, can you put a Golden Hoop Incantation on your head…"
At this moment, Reba suddenly realized that he had been exposed and was instantly dumbfounded.
Zhou Xing turned around with the chicken in his arms, his face full of shock."Reba?"
"Zhou Xing?" Reba was equally shocked.
The next moment, she collapsed and said affectionately,"Shen Teng, are you not infected?"
"Reba…"
Reba was so excited that he threw himself at Zhou Xing.
"That's great, you're not infected!"
The young ladies on the Internet exploded again!
"Reba, quickly let go of my star. Don't think of taking advantage of my star!”
"Why did he really hug her…"
"Our planet cannot fall!"
Just as Reba was so excited that he was about to cry, Zhou Xing gritted his teeth and said,"Take it away!"
"I won't!"
"We've already broken up!"
Zhou Xing immediately pushed her to the other side.
Looking at Reba who was in disbelief, Zhou Xing lowered his head."To be exact, you were the one who broke his leg.”
The young ladies on the Internet immediately started shouting.
"Good push! This plot is really explosive!"
"My star is so manly!"
"Cheating is not worth it! I did the right thing!"
At this moment, Reba pointed at Zhou Xing, extremely furious.
"What time is it? "You still…" Reba waved his hand.
"Forget it, you are the sorrow of mankind. Give me back the chicken!”
Reba wanted to snatch it, but Zhou Xing dodged it.
"Give me back the chicken!"
Zhou Xing was furious.”
At this moment, a beast-like roar sounded, and an infected person appeared behind Zhou Xing...
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