There was always a ceremony for the start of a movie, but Zhou Xing simply smashed a bottle of champagne and started shooting.
"I'm filming a movie, so there's no taboo!"
"This is a comedy, and it's different from a formal movie. I've already explained the script briefly yesterday. Now, you guys should familiarize yourself with the surrounding venues and props.”
The first scene was a super luxurious manor hotel. This was the wedding scene of the protagonist, Charlotte, who had a crush on the goddess.
However, while they were familiarizing themselves with the lines, Zhou Xing had already started recording the opening speech.
"Some people lack iron, some people lack calcium.”
"And what I lack the most is face!"
"Today, I've completely lost all my face…"
After that, a pre-recorded scene was played. Mary was dressed in a grocery lady's outfit, holding a gun and shouting as she chased after Xia Luo.
"This woman is my wife. Her name is Ma Dongmei. The one running is me, my name is Xia Luo.”
"I should have been carefree today, but my wife cut me silly!”
Now, Zhou Xing's acting skills were too good.
When the recording of the opening speech was finished, Zhou Xing had already cut out the beginning and started to make the animation introduction.
However, Gulnazha, who came to the set, was a little puzzled.
"Director, why is it that every comedy we film has this anime style as the opening?”
Zhou Xing smiled.
"Because anime is easier to express this kind of relaxed form, and it's easier to produce, there's not much cost.”
As he spoke, Zhou Xing had already printed out the producer and other names on the animation, creating this nearly three-minute opening!
After the production of the opening credits was completed, the actors also familiarized themselves with the scene. They were still the cameramen, and the plot officially started filming.
As the door of a quiet manor slowly opened, a Maserati drove elegantly on the road. The security guard had already prepared a parking spot and signaled for the car to stop, but the Maserati did not stop.
The receptionist in a red suit at the door wanted to open the door for the distinguished guest, but the car flashed past.
His voice echoed in the car.
"Brother-in-law, that's enough. I have to hurry back. My girlfriend's 60th birthday is today. She doesn't know that I drove the car out.”
Zhou Xing, dressed in formal attire, sat at the back and said,""Drive slowly, we'll go around two more times.”
When he saw his old classmate, he hurriedly shouted,""Stop, stop, stop."
His old classmate watched enviously as Zhou Xing got out of the car elegantly.
His old classmate walked over enthusiastically.
"Charlotte!"
"I was wondering who was circling around here so many times.”
"Long time no see!" Zhou Xing said calmly.”
However, the next moment, as the Maserati started moving, Zhou Xing's body was pulled away by the car. His calm and elegant expression instantly disappeared.
His clothes…were caught in the car door…
The image that he had worked so hard to build instantly collapsed.
The next scene was of him walking into the wedding hall.
Elegant, handsome, and graceful.
The cameraman was able to capture all these shots perfectly.
Zhou Xing also added a voice-over.
"Everything I did today was for the person I hid in my heart. Her name is Qiu Ya.”
"She was very famous in school and was recognized as the school belle. I was even more famous and was recognized as the joke of the school.”
"But I don't understand why such a beautiful girl would end up marrying a pig.”
"I want to have a flash of inspiration on his most important day and then disappear forever. I want to become the Prince Charming in her life that she can never touch.”
"Even though I'm not the main character today, I want to dress the most handsome.”
"But sadly, my mom actually wore the same outfit as the emcee.”
The scene then turned to the host.
The emcee stared at Zhou Xing with a serious expression."Fellow colleague, did you enter the wrong room?”
The entire hall was filled with laughter.
The banquet that followed made Zhou Xing a complete joke.
Yin Zheng's performance, Yuan Hua, was even improvising a poem.
"I'm dressed like a chicken feather for the banquet alone!"
Zhou Xing immediately gave him a thumbs up.
But the next sentence made his expression turn extremely ugly.
"We're all classmates. Stop pretending!"
Yin Zheng raised his wine glass and said,"Charlotte, it's all a joke. It's purely for the rhyme."”
Amidst the mocking laughter of the students, the two of them drank a glass of wine. Their former teacher, Old Wang, also walked over.
Xia Luo was surprised,"Old Wang, I heard that he was expelled from school for accepting gifts, but he still has the face to come."
A student with buck teeth stood up excitedly.
"Do you still remember me? I won the winter long-distance race!”
"First place?" Old Wang smiled awkwardly.”
"That year, during the Chinese New Year, my dad gave you a Sonny radio.”
"Zhang Yang!" Old Wang suddenly understood. We can't forget that teacher!"
Bucktooth Zhang Yang was so happy that he looked like a fool.
Yin Zheng also raised his glass and said,"My dad gave me a television!"”
Old Wang looked at Yin Zheng differently."Yuan Hua, you're still so handsome.”
Alan, who was acting like a fool, said excitedly,"Teacher, I'm giving you a calendar."
Old Wang was instantly dumbfounded." Then I can't remember. I don't hold grudges!" All of you have changed too much.”
At this moment, a transvestite stood up.
"Mr. Wang, I'm Meng Te. My name is Meng Tejiao now.”
Old Wang and the others instantly laughed so hard that their faces looked uglier than crying…
Then, Old Wang directly snatched Zhou Xing's seat and sat down. He said seriously,""Actually, the one who left the deepest impression on me is that…Charlotte.”
Zhou Xing, who was standing at the back, suddenly looked honored.
Then, Old Wang's next sentence brought him back to reality."What is that idiot doing now?”
Following that, Charlot drank even more. When the newcomer Qiu Ya arrived, the drunk Charlot knelt down on one knee.
Just as he was having a drunken stupor, Ma Dongmei, who was played by Mary, also arrived.
"Charlotte! Didn't you tell me that you went to visit your mother's grave?”
At this moment, Qiu Ya, who was getting married, said,"Dongmei, what took you so long? Xia Luo drank too much.”
Mary hurriedly said," Qiuya, I didn't know you were married. I'm really sorry to show up dressed like this. Congratulations!"”
Then, Mary looked at the fat old man beside Qiu Ya and said,"Congratulations, Uncle!"
"This is my husband!" Qiu Ya hurriedly said.”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Uncle…" Mary hurriedly said.
Then, she looked around and was excited when she saw Old Wang.
"Oh, Teacher Wang, you're here too. You're still alive!”
Old Wang's smile instantly turned awkward, and he could no longer put himself on the spot!
At this moment, Ma Dongmei was trying her best to regain face for Xia Luo.
However, Xia Luo's next actions made him a textbook idiot!
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