"Something else? What else could it be? Do you still expect half a kilogram of poison in the chocolate or to eat one and get another box?”Although Mu Tianyuan saw the gossipy look on Yuan Zi's face, he still could not understand why there was such a question about chocolate that was worth Yuan Zi's gossip. Therefore, he immediately rolled his eyes at Yuan Zi and replied. Then, without waiting for Yuan Zi to say anything, Mu Tianyuan said,"Alright, Yuanzi, just say what you have to say. As long as you say it, I'll consider being your brother-in-law!”
Mu Tianyuan felt that there must be a problem here. Otherwise, this fellow in the yard wouldn't be so gossipy!
"You know what?" Yuan Zi ignored Mu Tianyuan's question of becoming his brother-in-law. Instead, he coughed twice and looked at Mu Tianyuan mysteriously,""Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. This is the most important holiday of the year. Girls will give chocolates to boys they like on Valentine's Day! Obviously, the chocolate you received was…hehehe…"
"Oh, that means I got someone to confess? But wasn't tomorrow Valentine's Day? Could it be that he could bring forward the Valentine's Day chocolates?”After Mu Tianyuan figured out what was going on, he continued to eat the chocolate and asked with some doubt. Then, in the next second, Mu Tianyuan, who was originally very calm, suddenly spat out. He stared at the garden and said loudly,"Wait! What did you just say?"
"Don't you understand? This is a girl confessing to you!”Originally, when he saw Mu Tianyuan's calm face, he felt that it was a joke. However, when he saw Mu Tianyuan's surprised expression, he immediately laughed. That's right, that's right, this reaction is correct!
After that, Yuan Zi added," As for why I'm sending you in advance, don't forget that Valentine's Day is the weekend. We don't have classes, so of course we have to send you in advance!"”
"No! I mean, did you just tell me that tomorrow is Valentine's Day?!”Mu Tianyuan was not interested in the question of why he was confessed to and why he was given chocolate in advance! He was excited because it was almost Valentine's Day! This was clearly not long ago, and it was still the time when summer was gradually entering autumn! How did it become Valentine's Day in the blink of an eye? How did he spend the past year? Did I sleep for a few months or is Valentine's Day in Japan not February 14th?
"That's right!" Yuan Zi nodded his head vigorously and then looked at Mu Tianyuan.""Don't tell me you didn't pay attention to the date?”
" Hehe, yeah, I didn't notice it at all. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have reacted to it now..." Mu Tianyuan's mouth twitched as he replied. It wasn't that he didn't notice it. He clearly saw the time on the TV news that it was the end of October. If it wasn't for Yuanzi saying that tomorrow was Valentine's Day, he wouldn't have known!
Then, Mu Tianyuan used a special line to ask Little Fox, who was scared out of her wits by what Yuan Zi said,"Do you think this time is normal…"
"Obviously, if this is normal, I'll eat the calendar!”The little fox was no less shocked than Li Junyang. At this moment, she was also shocked by how she was living!
Mu Tianyuan looked at the two of them with a strange expression and asked,""Well, let me ask you something. Do you think this date is right?”
"What's wrong?" Yuan Zi and Xiao Lan immediately looked at Mu Tian Yuan in puzzlement when they heard Mu Tian Yuan's question. When they saw the expressions of these two people, Mu Tian Yuan's mouth immediately twitched. Then, he waved his hand and said,"No, it's nothing…"
F * ck, these two are stupid NPCs! Or rather, other than himself and Little Fox, they were all a group of stupid NPCs!
Yuan Zi Xiao Lan saw that Mu Tian Yuan's deep affection was not quite right and immediately looked at Mu Tian Yuan with some concern. Then, Xiao Lan asked,"Little Mu, you didn't, did you?"
" It's fine. I'm just feeling that time flies. Time flies too fast..." What else could Mu Tianyuan say? What could he say when he saw the two people in Xiaolan's yard? Should he tell them that the date was wrong? Mu Tianyuan felt that even if he said it, they would treat him as a lunatic and care for him!
However, after a few seconds of hesitation, Mu Tianyuan suddenly thought it through. F * ck, the time in Conan's world was not the traditional linear time. Thinking about the Conan he had watched before, it had been 20 years. Many people had watched it with their children since they were young. If it was a normal discovery, Xiaolan would have become a mother long ago. However, she was still in the second year of high school, while Conan was still a primary school student. He was called a ten-thousand-year-old primary school student! Was there a problem with the chaotic timeline?
Well, it couldn't be said that there was no problem. At the very least, Mu Tianyuan didn't know how to judge the date...
Thinking of this, Mu Tianyuan silently said to Little Fox on the special line,"I've decided. I'll throw away our lousy calendar when I get home!”
The little fox nodded vigorously. That broken thing was useless!”
Just as Mu Tianyuan and Little Fox unanimously decided not to have a calendar anymore, Yuan Zi looked at Mu Tianyuan with a gossipy face.""Xiao Mu, do you know who gave you this chocolate?”
" How would I know?" Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and replied."Hey, did you give the chocolates to Yuanzi? If that's the case, I'll return it to you now. As for what I ate, I'll spit it out for you now! If you really can't spit it out, I'll return it to you one day later.”
"Bastard! What do you mean by that?" Although Yuan Zi didn't have any thoughts of friendship with Mu Tianyuan, she still exploded when she heard Mu Tianyuan's words...
Lan pulled Yuan Zi who was about to die with Mu Tianyuan and looked at Mu Tianyuan, not knowing whether to laugh or cry,""Little Mu, you really…"
This guy's words were a little too harsh. He deserved to be single!
"Alright, alright, I was just joking. Master Yuan, don't take it seriously.”Mu Tian Yuan smiled and patted Yuan Zi's shoulder. He then looked at Yuan Zi curiously and said,""Yuanzi, do you know who gave this to me?”
"I don't know." Yuan Zi rolled her eyes at Mu Tianyuan angrily, but the gossip in her heart overcame her anger in the next second. Yuan Zi said with some distress,"Seriously, even if this person can't give chocolates in person, she should at least leave her name. Otherwise, how will Xiao Mu reply to her?”
"I was thinking of giving her a hotel room card as a gift on Valentine's Day.”Mu Tianyuan shrugged as he ate his chocolate.
Lan-Sonko:"…" Your gift is so unique! If the girl who gave you the chocolate heard that you were going to give her such a unique gift in return, would she rush over to snatch the chocolate back and spit in your face?
After looking at Li Junyang speechlessly, Xiao Lan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.""Little Mu, can you not joke about this? If others heard it, they would think that you were a hooligan.”
Xiao Lan knew that Mu Tian Yuan was just being sarcastic, but outsiders didn't know. Luckily, there was no one else here. Otherwise, Mu Tian Yuan would definitely be misunderstood again.
"So what if it's a misunderstanding? I don't care if they die or not.”Mu Tianyuan shook his head and replied indifferently. He didn't care what others thought. Anyway, he lived his own life. What else could he expect from them?
After a long silence, Yuanzi pretended to look at Mu Tianyuan with disdain,""What are you misunderstanding? You're a hooligan to think of such a dirty return gift!”
Then, Yuanzi continued to perform exaggeratedly,""Oh my god, why do I have such a dirty friend? No, I want to stay away from you! I don't want to learn bad things from you!"
"Tsk, do you need me to teach you how to be bad? Besides, I'm just being responsible for my relationship, okay? Those who don't want to have sex with me are the ones who are acting hooligans!”Mu Tianyuan replied while eating the chocolate that the anonymous person who gave him the chocolate gave him. Yuanzi immediately said with even more disdain,"You're tarnishing a beautiful relationship!”
"I don't even know who's in love, and I'm already tarnishing her?”Mu Tianyuan expressed that he would not admit to this. He clearly did not do anything well! Yuanzi was definitely slandering him!
Then, Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and said,"Besides, don't normal people go to bed when they fall in love?”
"Who said that? I don't know how to do it!" Yuanzi was very dissatisfied with Mu Tianyuan's fallacies. Although she liked to look at handsome men, she yearned for romantic love. Who was like this guy? Shameless!
"That's why I said that you're not a normal person. You're a hooligan.”Mu Tian Yuan replied righteously. Then, before Yuan Zi could say anything, Mu Tian Yuan said very seriously,"Why do you think a man and a woman are dating? Wasn't this hoping for his other half? And if he found the right person, did he have to get married? Do we have to sleep together after marriage? How could they reproduce if they didn't sleep together? Therefore, dating someone who didn't want to have sex was a hooligan!”
" Uh..." Xiao Lan and Yuan Zi were a little dizzy when they heard Mu Tianyuan's words. They blinked their beady eyes and pondered for a while before Yuan Zi looked at Xiao Lan and said in a daze,""I feel like what he said makes sense…"
"Yes, but why do I feel that something is wrong?”Xiaolan looked at Yuanzi in confusion. According to Mu Tianyuan, there was nothing wrong with this logic, but why did she feel that something was wrong?!
After pondering for a while, Xiao Lan and Yuan Zi finally reacted. They stared at Mu Tianyuan at the same time and said,""Nonsense!"
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