Although he had heard about Fei Yingli's terrible cooking skills in the anime, it was just a passing remark. In addition, Mu Tianyuan had always gone out to eat with Fei Yingli, so he had forgotten about it. However, it was not until yesterday that Mu Tianyuan fully realized how terrible Fei Yingli's cooking skills were. After eating with great difficulty, Mu Tianyuan ran away with Little Fox and Catwoman.
It wasn't that Mu Tianyuan was in a hurry to go home, but he felt that since he hadn't collapsed, there was still hope for rescue. Since there was hope, who would want to die?
After finding a corner to vomit, Mu Tianyuan brought Little Fox and the others home. Originally, Mu Tianyuan thought that he would be fine after vomiting his gall bladder. Who knew that he would not stop after he got home? He did not know if it was because Mu Tianyuan did not vomit it all out or because the effect of Fei Yingli's cooking was too good. Anyway, this guy almost stayed in the toilet for the whole night, and it was the kind that did not even use medicine!
Mu Tianyuan wasn't the only one. Even Little Fox and Catwoman, who had only taken a bite, had been tormented for half a night. The only thing they were better than Mu Tianyuan was that they were almost done in the first half of the night, while Mu Tianyuan had been tormented until three in the morning. If Mu Tianyuan hadn't made some emergency rehydrating solutions based on his knowledge in the army, he would have been dehydrated and dried. However, even with emergency rehydrating solutions, the effect was not great. The absorption was not as fast as the loss!
Mu Tian Yuan looked at Xiao Lan and Yuan Zi who were looking at him with concern and could not help but sigh. Then, he leaned on the table and said to Xiao Lan half-dead,""Master Lan, I want to ask you something. Is Auntie Yingli never picky with her food?”
"Ah?" Xiao Lan was stunned by Mu Tianyuan's question. Then, she looked at Mu Tianyuan in confusion,""Xiao Mu, why are you asking this?"
"I just want to know if Auntie Yingli has never felt that anything was not delicious and that she could not eat it.”Mu Tianyuan took out a bottle of rehydrating salt he made himself from his bag and took a sip. Then, he looked at Xiao Lan and said,"" You don't know how much Auntie Yingli enjoyed the food she made yesterday…"
" Erm, now that you mention it, it seems like she has always been like this..." Xiao Lan thought for a while and replied with a strange expression. Mu Tianyuan was silent for a long time after hearing Xiao Lan's words. He took a big gulp of rehydrating salt and looked at the ceiling of the classroom sadly." I've been wandering in Jianghu for so many years, and I can ride the wind and rise up in any storm. But I didn't expect that I would be defeated by a meal today. If it was a Hongmen Banquet, it would be fine. At least I would be defeated in a high-class way. However, this is just a simple meal. I can't accept it…"
Mu Tianyuan was really unwilling to accept this. He had been f * cking wronged! Even if he had to accept the fact that 500 men had rushed in and chopped him into dumplings, what was going on?!
"Xiao Mu, are you alright?" Little Lan Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan, who was looking at the ceiling with a sad expression, and asked with concern. Then, Little Lan said,"Why don't we ask the teacher for leave to send you to the hospital or infirmary for a check-up?”
"There's no need. I'm much better. Speaking of which, Fengye is the one who's really miserable. She only took a bite and her symptoms are much milder than mine, but she's still lying at home.”Mu Tianyuan shook his head and muttered sympathetically. At least he could get up, and although Little Fox was not in good spirits, she could still hold on. The unlucky one was Hero Meow, although she was the most energetic from the beginning. But now, she had become the most miserable one. When Mu Tianyuan went out in the morning, Hero Meow was still lying in bed...
Immediately after, Mu Tianyuan suddenly thought of something and immediately looked at Xiao Lan,""Master Lan, give Auntie Yingli a call later and see if she's okay.”
Then, before Xiaolan could react, Mu Tianyuan said,""I'm a strong young man, but I'm already like this. I'm afraid that Auntie Yingli won't be any better. She might even be more serious than me…"
" Uh, that's true..." Xiao Lan looked at Mu Tianyuan's situation and thought about her mother. She was worried. Then, before class, Xiao Lan planned to find a phone to call her mother."Just ask about Aunty Yingli's health. Don't mention my condition, okay? I'm afraid that Aunt Yingli will blame herself for almost destroying our family of three because of her.”
Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, Xiao Lan nodded with a strange expression.""I know…"
After Xiao Lan left, Yuanzi looked at Mu Tianyuan and said,""Are you really alright?"
"I think so. Anyway, I feel that I've endured it. At most, there will be some serious side effects. At most, I won't be able to walk all over and my legs will be weak. I think I'll be a good man again in two days.”Mu Tianyuan replied weakly. Then, he raised his water bottle and drank it. After drinking it, Mu Tianyuan took out a water bottle from his bag and held it in his hand...
Seeing Mu Tianyuan's stance, Yuanzi poked her head into Mu Tianyuan's bag and looked at him. Yuanzi, who was already a little speechless, looked at Mu Tianyuan with a black line on her face."Why did you bring so much water?”
Mu Tianyuan's bag was filled with bottles of water. Although Yuanzi did not see how many bottles there were, she was sure that there were at least ten bottles of dried Yuan Zi!
"I'm dehydrated after diarrhea, so I have to replenish my water in time.”Mu Tianyuan explained, then said with a tragic expression," Besides, I don't feel like eating recently. At least, I don't feel like eating today…"
"Aren't you hungry? I have lunchboxes at my place. Why don't you have some first?”Although Yuanzi was a love-struck and carefree person, she did not have the temper of a young miss. Her heart was not bad at all. Otherwise, she would not have become such good friends with Xiaolan. Now that she saw Mu Tianyuan's miserable appearance, Yuanzi, who had grown up together with him, immediately decided to give her lunch box to Mu Tianyuan.
" No need, I really don't want to eat anything today. I think it's good for me to drink some self-made rehydrating salt to replenish my water content..." Mu Tianyuan waved his hand weakly and rejected Yuanzi's good intentions."Is this thing useful?"
"Who knows? It's probably useful." Mu Tianyuan replied as he lay back on the table. Then, Mu Tianyuan added,"Even if it doesn't work, at least it won't cause diarrhea. Let me tell you, I'm a little scared when I see a toilet bowl now…"
Yuanzi: "..." How much diarrhea did she have to have to cause such a huge psychological trauma?
Not long after, Xiaolan came back. Mu Tianyuan asked curiously,""Master Lan, how is Auntie Yingli?"
" My mother, she…" Xiao Lan hesitated for a moment with a strange expression and said,"" She's doing very well. She's currently in the law firm preparing the materials for the court hearing..."
"…Auntie Yingli is definitely not an ordinary person!”
Damn it, he was a strong young man, and his body had been strengthened. He had diarrhea and was exhausted, but Auntie Yingli actually went to work without a problem. Was there any f * cking justice?! Aunty Yingli, have you ever considered the feelings of our family of three? We don't expect you to be like us, but you should at least have some adverse reactions, right?! At the very least, it would make us feel better if we died together!
Mu Tianyuan insisted on going home after another class. After returning home, he would lie in bed to recover his vitality except for getting up to go to the toilet. Little Lan Yuan came to see Mu Tianyuan after school in the afternoon. Little Lan even invited Mu Tianyuan to their house for dinner. Unfortunately, Mu Tianyuan was recovering his HP and did not want to go anywhere. In the end, he rejected Little Lan's invitation.
Mu Tianyuan only cooked some millet porridge for his little fox and Catwoman at around eight o'clock in the evening. After finishing the porridge, Catwoman lay on the coffee table and said listlessly,"" Let's not eat at that woman's house anymore, meow. If we really don't have anything to eat, we can look for food in the trash can. The food in the trash can is better than hers…"
"Don't worry. With this experience, if I don't learn my lesson next time, I'll be a pig.”Mu Tianyuan reached out and touched Hero Meow and replied seriously. It was enough to suffer once. Who would want to try a second time?
The next day, although Mu Tianyuan had not fully recovered, he was at least much better than yesterday. Therefore, after eating breakfast, Mu Tianyuan wandered to school weakly. After arriving at school, Xiao Lan and Yuan Zi began to gossip about Mu Tianyuan's situation. They did not know where Yuan Zi got so much gossip. At this time, Bu Yuan Zi was gossiping with Mu Tianyuan and Xiao Lan with a mysterious face."You guys know about the medieval art gallery, right? I heard that there's an armor that can walk on its own in that art gallery! It was said that the owner of the armor sacrificed himself in a battle with the enemy, but he was unwilling to accept it, so his soul was attached to the armor. In order to continue fighting the enemy, the armor wandered around the art gallery every night!”
Mu Tianyuan, who was lying on the table, sat up straight and nodded seriously after hearing the urban gossip that he had picked up from the garden."An armored warrior who hasn't even started his business yet?”
[Thank you for the 100 points Zhizhi tipped me with Covering the Sky]
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