After taking the medicine, Lin Yan was no longer in the group chat. Only a reasonable group chat could keep him healthy.
However, he did distribute a few packets of spicy sticks to everyone. As for Sun Simiao, he did not say anything and directly distributed five packets privately!
Lin Yan's "magnanimous" behavior naturally made everyone grateful. Many people even cried bitterly, saying that they had never seen such a good person like Lin Yan. Everyone expressed that in the future, Lin Yan's matters would be their matters. Of course, the premise was that the spicy sticks had to be guaranteed.
……
The medicine that Sun Simiao gave him was a bottle of green ointment. It was clear and translucent, giving people a refreshing feeling at a glance. Needless to say, although this was a low-level medicine in the immortal world, it was definitely a panacea in the human world.
Lin Yan quickly put his phone away and applied the ointment on his wound.
As soon as the ointment was applied, a cool feeling rose from the bottom of his heart. His whole body and palm felt very cool and comfortable. The burning wound began to moisten and then gradually changed.
It began to become smooth and slender, even more beautiful than a girl. The new flesh seemed to be jumping, and Lin Yan could feel the aura of regeneration in his hands.
"Ah…"
Perhaps it was because he was too comfortable, Lin Yan could not help but moan. He quickly shut up after realizing that he was on the street. Otherwise, he would probably be called a pervert by others.
However, it was too late. Not far from Lin Yan, a little girl heard Lin Yan's voice and was so scared that her lollipop fell to the ground.
Her eyes were filled with tears as she cried out loud. She tugged at her mother's skirt timidly and pointed at Lin Yan." Mom, that uncle is so strange. His screams scared me."”
The young woman looked at Lin Yan in disgust. She squatted down and wiped the girl's tears." Don't cry. Mommy is here. Don't be afraid. That uncle is a pervert. You have to be obedient. Otherwise, you will become like him."”
The girl's face turned even paler. She hugged the young woman in fear and said firmly," I don't want to. I must study hard. I don't want to become a pervert like Uncle. It's so scary... 5555 "
Err…
Lin Yan was really speechless. His heart was cold. After smiling awkwardly, he quickly left. He was really afraid that the little girl would stab him again.
Just as he walked to the entrance of the supermarket, he saw a couple passing by arguing. Lin Yan watched curiously from the side. The woman suddenly pointed at him and said,"If you were half as handsome as him, we wouldn't have quarreled!" The man looked at him and shouted,"If I were half as handsome as him, would I still like you?"
Immediately, Lin Yan lowered his head shyly and thought, F * ck…It's none of my business! fuck
Of course, this was just a small interlude. Otherwise, Lin Yan realized something. It seemed that after cultivating that spell, he seemed to have become much more handsome.
……
When he arrived at school, Lin Yan did not go to the dormitory. He went straight to the classroom. As soon as he sat down in the classroom, Boss came up impatiently to ask.
"F * ck, Weiqi, where did you go last night dressed up like a dog and didn't come back the whole night? Weiqi, quickly say that you went there to have fun, or else you'll have to play the little didi to serve me!”
"Yeah, Fourth Bro, you're good. You even dare to stay out all night. Not bad, you're going to get rid of your single status!”
"That's too unreasonable. Why doesn't anyone ask me out when I'm so handsome? Look at Weiqi. He has dark circles under his eyes, his legs are shaking, and his face is a little weak. He obviously overindulged in sex.”
" Third Brother, do you still want to be single? Do you still remember what happened in middle school?"
When Lin Yan and Second Brother heard what their boss said, they immediately looked at him curiously." Boss, tell us quickly. What did Third Brother do in junior high?"
Speaking of this, I only found out about it after hearing about it from my third classmate. At that time, I didn't laugh to death.
"Don't say it!"
When he heard that his boss was going to make that matter public, Qian Duoduo immediately became anxious. He quickly covered his boss's mouth in a panic, but Lin Yan and Second Brother could not let him succeed. They immediately pulled him away.
"Boss, hurry up and tell us."
Third Brother looked like he had nothing to live for. He looked at Boss pitifully." Boss, please let me live."”
"Cough cough, Third Brother, you're going to suffocate me to death.”The eldest rolled his eyes and completely ignored the third brother's begging.
"Boss, if you dare to say it, I won't play support for you next time!”Now that things had come to this, Third Brother could only use a vicious move.
" This..." Hearing this, the boss hesitated. This was his lifeline. He was lacking a good support.
"Boss, didn't you like my shirt? It's yours!”When Second Brother saw Third Brother use his ultimate move, he could only give up.
"Third Brother, I'm sorry. I really like that shirt.”The boss looked at the third brother in silence, then turned to us and said,
"When I first entered junior high school, one night during self-study, No. 3's deskmate suddenly said to him," After class, let's go to the back field to see our partners."
You all know how cowardly Third Brother's temper is, so he refused." I'm not going. They're all in the second and third year of junior high school. What if they get too close and beat us up?"”
At this moment, his deskmate seduced him." Don't worry. We'll hold hands and pretend to be a couple. They won't be able to tell in the dark."”
When Third Brother heard this, he began to be tempted. His deskmate saw that there was a chance, so he added fuel to the fire and followed him.
In the end, the two of them caught up with the school's strict enforcement that night and caught many students who were in a relationship. The next day, the whole school even issued a notice to criticize them. Among them, there were 13 girls and 15 boys.”
" 13 girls, 15 boys…" Lin Yan looked at No. 3 and covered his mouth desperately. He bent his waist slightly and tried not to laugh, but he could not hold it in anymore.
"Hahahaha…Third Bro, you're making me laugh. 15 boys, hahahaha…Third Bro, you're so awesome, your picture should be hung in the public square.”
"Fourth Brother!"
Second Brother carefully tugged at the corner of Lin Yan's clothes and gave the podium a look.
Err…
Lin Yan looked up and realized that the entire class was staring at him with their mouths agape. Their gazes were like they were visiting a zoo and looking at a gorilla.
This was awkward!
At this moment, Lin Yan realized that he seemed to be too excited just now. He did not suppress his voice at all, which meant that the whole class had heard it…
Professor Li, the climacteric teacher of Lin Yan and the others on the podium, was so angry that her eyes were about to burn. She wanted to eat Lin Yan up.
No. 3's expression changed instantly. His expression changed from one of despair to one of joy and gloating." Little brat, why did you smile so brightly just now? Let's see how you're going to deal with Abbess Miejue now. She's an existence that's even scarier than Old Wang."”
"Lin Yan, stand up!" Mistress Miejue looked at Lin Yan expressionlessly, and the surrounding atmosphere began to become oppressive.
Helpless, Lin Yan could only stand up and lower his head like an obedient baby.
" Tell me, why did you laugh just now? Was it because my question was too funny?" Priestess Miejue slammed the table fiercely. Coupled with her cold face and aggressive aura, she was very angry.
Everyone's heart trembled. Then, they looked at Lin Yan with a silent expression. Finally, they made a prayer gesture in tacit understanding." Amen, may there be no Abbess Annihilation in heaven. Student Lin Yan, have a good journey."”
"Teacher, I'm sorry." Lin Yan tried his best to make his tone more pious. Otherwise, if Mistress Annihilation were to be serious, he would probably suffer.
" Don't apologize to me. You're not sorry. You should apologize to yourself."”
"Teacher, I really didn't do it on purpose.”Lin Yan said weakly.
"I don't care. It's wrong for you to be so loud in class.”
"Teacher, three seven twenty one!"
Priestess Miejue raised her glasses and said angrily," Didn't I say I wouldn't care?"
Lin Yan and everyone:
"Some people always say that time and life are like flowing water that will flatten the corners of a water chestnut. However, I always feel that even if it's smoothed, it's still a stone because it's still very hard. For a tofu like you who dares to be like this in class, even if a few hard water chestnuts are smoothed out, you are still tofu!”
"For a person like you, if you don't change your attitude, half of your efforts will probably be useless.”Mistress Miejue was probably furious as she pointed at Lin Yan's nose and said.
Although he was indignant, Lin Yan did not dare to look at Mistress Annihilation in the eye. After all, this was indeed his fault. It was only right for his teacher to be angry.
"I know that more than half of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.”Lin Yan said weakly with a sad face.
"Pow!"
Hearing Lin Yan's answer, even Xiao Yingying found it difficult to maintain her image as a goddess. She covered her mouth and laughed. Third Brother and the others even clapped the table and praised him.
"You…You!"
Priestess Miejue pointed at Lin Yan. Looking at his sincere and pitiful expression, she could not say a word for a long time.
He could only angrily say," There's no cure for it ", then announce that the self-study session would end and leave with a wave of resentment.
"F * ck, Fourth Brother, you're good. You can't accept it. You angered Mistress Miejue and made her run away. Aren't you afraid that she'll make things difficult for you?"
Seeing Lin Yan defeat Mistress Annihilation calmly, Boss and the others looked at Lin Yan in admiration and gave him a thumbs up.
"It's fine. I'll deal with whatever comes my way. If it really doesn't work out, I'll just roll around and beg for forgiveness. I don't believe that she'll keep staring at me.”
No. 3 was a little disappointed and unwilling after seeing that Lin Yan had resolved the crisis, so he emphasized again," No. 4, hurry up and get back to the main topic. What did you do last night? Who did you meet? Otherwise, hehe..." As he spoke, he glanced at Lin Yan's position and laughed lewdly.
"Yes, I almost forgot about it when I was interrupted by Third Brother. Although we say that if you confess, you'll go to jail and if you resist, you'll go home for the New Year. That won't work here. If you don't tell us the truth, don't blame us for being merciless.”
"Gu…"
Looking at the three of them staring at his position like a big evil wolf, Lin Yan could not help but feel a chill.
He had already fought a few times last night. Although he was not tired, Lin Yan would not be able to take it if he was tortured by them.
Hence, she covered her little DiDi and said in horror," Brothers, don't, don't be agitated. I just went to the internet cafe and played Russian Square for the whole night. I didn't do anything. At most, I learned some of Teacher Cang's action movies and worshipped Teacher Cang."”
" Really?" Boss and the others asked with some scrutiny.
Lin Yan raised four fingers." I swear to the heavens that if I didn't make use of Teacher Cang's knowledge last night, I would have been struck by lightning and died a horrible death.”
"Death after exhaustion!" No. 3 added.
Helplessly, Lin Yan could only join in.”Then, he spread his hands and said,"Now you believe me?"
"I knew it. Someone like me doesn't even have a girlfriend, so how could Fourth have one? You must have used Teacher Cang to massage yourself, right?”
No. 3 looked as if he had expected it. He was obviously very satisfied with Lin Yan's answer. To a friend, what he could tell him was not "I'm fine, do your best", but "I'm worse off than you."”
Lin Yan did not have a girlfriend, which was why Third Brother found a sense of balance. Of course, Lin Yan and Boss naturally despised him.
"Girls 13, boys 15."
"F * ck, you guys are still talking. Are we brothers? Shut up.”
"Big brother, three big brothers."
"Grandpa, Grandpa, can you do that? Grandpa, please, don't mention it anymore.”
"Who's the ugliest in our dormitory?"
"I'm the ugliest, I'm the ugliest, okay?”
"Who's going to buy dinner?"
"Don't go too far!"
"Girl 13…"
"I'll go, alright?"
In the end, under the threat of the three of them, No. 3 signed a few unfair agreements that humiliated the country. Only then did this matter pass.
For this reason, Lin Yan begged the Lord of the Three Realms in the Red Envelope to bestow him with the Breath Holding Technique. The Breath Holding Technique was a common method to conceal one's aura. When the technique was used, one's true qi realm, flesh, and blood would be concealed, showing weakness to the enemy and reducing their guard. At the critical moment, it could give a fatal blow and catch them off guard in case of emergency!
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