The Queen Mother of the West: " Alright, don't just talk glib. Be more practical. Those who say that the Jade Emperor can't do it, send two red packets to celebrate."
Zi Er: Yes, you can do it.
The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal: " Hey, Your Majesty, you're here. It's been very hot these past two days. Why don't you give me some Peaches of Immortality to quench my thirst?"
Taibai Jinxing: " I've long been sick of eating peaches of immortality. It's more practical to give out red packets. Although His Majesty has given out very few, he has at least given out some. Your Majesty is a woman. I think it's better for Buddha to do the rest."
Marshal Tianpeng: Old White is right. The Buddha is sitting in the Western Heaven and has thousands of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in his hands. He should release this bag.
Wu Gang: Send your grandpa!
Marshal Canopy said,"I'm going to chop wood. Don't cause trouble."
Wu Gang: You are a pig.
Marshal Canopy said,"F * ck you…I'll kill you with a rake."
Wu Gang: You are a pig.
"Alright, stop arguing. Since it's what everyone wants, I'll give this bag away!”
" Red packet?!"
Lin Yan's eyes lit up!
It didn't matter if he could get it or not. He would just grab the Red Envelope if he had it. If he could get it, he would earn it!
I just hope that Tathagata won't be a fake like the Jade Emperor.
Lin Yan's eyes were fixed on the screen, and his thumbs were ready to go!
Ding!
The phone vibrated, and a large red packet with a golden glow appeared on the screen.
"I'll snatch it!"
In the blink of an eye, Lin Yan tapped on the screen like lightning, and the big red packet was opened in just 0.1 seconds. This time, Lin Yan had already used his Primordial Power, and his phone was almost smashed.
0.01 It had already exceeded the limits of human beings. If he still could not snatch it, Lin Yan felt that he did not have to snatch the Red Envelopes in the future.
"Congratulations…"
Lin Yan's eyes continued to watch. He had no choice. This damn system. He congratulated it even if he did not manage to snatch it just now.
"Congratulations, you've earned ten points.”
Whoosh!
Finally, I got it. It wasn't easy!
He opened the Red Envelope's backstage and saw a golden number flashing inside: Spiritual points, ten.
Extraction.
Ding! The exchange rate between Spirit Points and RMB is 1: 100,000. Confirm to withdraw?
…100…100,000!
Lin Yan was stunned. There was such a thing?
F * ck, if this was true, wouldn't it mean that he had just robbed a million yuan!
F * ck, are you lying?
Swallowing his saliva, Lin Yan's hand trembled as he clicked on the confirmation button. Not long after, a withdrawal progress notification appeared on his phone's WeChat.
It was actually true!
Before Lin Yan could react, another withdrawal progress notification appeared. The withdrawal was in his account, and he had withdrawn 1000000 yuan in cash.
Withdrawing bank: China Construction Bank (9527).
F * ck! It was true! I just stole a million yuan. F * ck, I'm invincible!
Lin Yan's body trembled a little, and his phone almost fell from his hand.
………
"Fourth Bro, you're back. What are you doing? I haven't seen you for the entire day. I can't even get through to your phone. Isn't it just a woman? Is there a need to do that?”
Lin Yan had just entered the dormitory when he heard Boss's iconic voice.
There were four people in Lin Yan's dormitory. The eldest was honest and enthusiastic. Ma Biaobiao, this name is awesome!
Speaking of Boss's name, there was even a joke.
When school started, the form teacher didn't know how to read the roll call, so he asked,"Is the horse here yet?"
The language teacher had some literary knowledge and called out, Had ten thousand galloping horses arrived yet?
The PE teacher asked directly,"Has the herd of horses arrived yet?"
The history teacher was not very interested in this name." Had they reached the point of being torn apart?
The math teacher was even more direct,"Is Ma 6 here yet?"
The art teacher was the most vivid,[Has Xu Beihong arrived yet?]
In the end, it was the Dean who unified the name, Ma Liasan!
And it was because of this name that Ma Biaobiao became the leader of their dormitory.
The second brother was called Wang Kai. He was from the countryside, so he was usually more thrifty and seemed a little stingy. However, when you really encountered difficulties, he would still help you.
However, this guy had also made a joke of himself.
Because he was more thrifty, he could not bear to throw anything away. He remembered that one winter, Lin Yan returned to the dormitory and found him taking a cold shower.
"Second Brother, what's wrong?" It's not like there's no heater in the dormitory on such a cold day. How are you going to take a cold shower?”
He said something that Lin Yan would never forget,"There are still two packets of cold medicine left. If you don't take them now, they will expire!”
………
Third Brother, Rich Rich. Don't look at how coquettish his name was. This guy was really stingy.
He remembered that once, the three of them coaxed and pestered him until he finally plucked his fur and treated him to a meal. However, this guy fainted when he was paying the bill.
Fortunately, there was a Chinese medicine clinic nearby. Lin Yan and the other two quickly helped him over.
After the doctor took his pulse and pinched his philtrum, he woke up. Then, he advised him to exercise more, not to buy drinks, drink more water, take more public transport or walk, not to eat outside, try to be vegetarian, and eat less meat and seafood!
The boss asked the doctor doubtfully,"What's wrong with him?"
The old Chinese doctor said,"He's too stingy. He's not suitable for high consumption. Once he spends money, he gets angry!"”
To put it simply, Lin Yan was the only normal person in their dormitory.
"That's impossible. The phone has been on the whole time!”Lin Yan asked doubtfully.
"Bullsh * t, how can I not get through to your phone? It keeps showing that it's not in the service area!" Old Dao.
"Really?" Lin Yan frowned a little.
"Of course!"
"Could it be that this phone can only communicate with immortals or people who are not in this spatial plane?”Lin Yan guessed.
"Fourth Bro, what's wrong?"
"Oh, no, it's fine. Maybe there was no signal just now. By the way, brothers, why don't we eat skewers today?”
" Fourth Brother, you know that my life is a little tight. It'll cost a lot of money to go and eat skewers…"
"It's okay. Everyone, let's eat as much as we want today. It's my treat!”Lin Yan waved his hand indifferently. After all, he had just robbed 100,000 yuan.
With money in his pocket, he was tough!
"Yo, Fourth Bro, you picked up some money?”Second Brother asked.
"I just passed by a lottery station. I won two thousand yuan from a scratch ticket. We're all blessed together. I quickly came over to ask you guys to go eat skewers.”
"Sure, this is very brotherly."
"You pay and I'll come out. Let's drink until we're crazy.”
"Fourth Brother is righteous. It's not in vain that we helped you wash your stinky socks!”
"Get lost. When did you help me wash my socks?”
"No?"
"Is there?"
"Oh, then I might have remembered wrongly."
"Alright, stop nagging. Are you going or not?”
"Yes, why not!" The three animals shouted in unison.
The four of them walked to the snack street outside the school.
"Boss, give me 30 skewers of mutton, 30 pieces of chicken, and a few plates of leeks.”Lin Yan roared as soon as he sat down.
"D * mn, Fourth Brother, you're too arrogant!”
"What's there to be afraid of?”
"Haha, then we won't be polite!”The boss rolled up his sleeves and shouted," Boss, one snowflake and one beef salad. Remember, it's insanely spicy!”
"Don't snow, it's all white!"
"Okay, Boss, change it to white."
The dishes and wine were quickly served. The four of them poured wine and clinked them together.
"Come, cheers!"
The wine was very spicy, but after Lin Yan finished speaking, he raised his head and finished it in a short while.
The three of them looked at each other and raised their heads to kill him. They knew that Lin Yan was unhappy. After all, he had been his girlfriend for a few years.
They broke up just like that. Although Lin Yan had been very calm these few days, as brothers, they knew that Lin Yan was still very upset. He just did not say it out of pride.
However, they did not know how to comfort him. They could only get drunk!
What was a brother? One word: love was iron.
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