What was a tunnel? If someone else didn't have a wife, it would be inappropriate to show off their love in front of him every day.
It wasn't proper to sit in front of someone else with a bowl of seafood risotto and smack his lips.
Other people were in a hurry to go to the toilet, but there was only a hole left in the toilet. If you squatted there and played with your phone, you wouldn't get up. This was called unethical.
However, none of these could compare to the other kind of indecency, which was to send a group of smelly men and women to drag someone out of their bed and show them to the chief of staff.
When you returned to the camp victorious, you actually sang at a high decibel!
" The sky is full of colorful clouds at sunrise. After the fight, the red blood cells return to camp. The red flowers on the chest reflect the colorful clouds. The red blood cells are so scared that they fly all over the field. Missora miso, lasomi knife…"
" Fight as you wish, fight as you wish. Practice getting shot, bayonet grenade, today I'll shoot red blood cells, tomorrow I'll shoot lightning. Watch me shoot lightning, Wolf Fang's pee trembles…"
This song started from the Red Blood Cell base and continued to float. When they passed by the camps of the Lightning Assault Team and the Wolf Fang Special Forces, these guys sang even more energetically.
Zhao Fan sat on Thunderous Battle's shoulder and closed his eyes to admire the crazy girls and wild boys behind him. The system interface in front of him seemed to have gone crazy, and the value of the accumulated rage points kept jumping up.
Some of these Rage Points came from red blood cells, but as the team continued to advance, more Rage Points from lightning and wolf teeth were added. Moreover, these Rage Points were not inferior to red blood cells at all.
Especially when the line " Today I'll hit the red blood cells, tomorrow I'll hit the lightning, and after I hit the lightning, Wolf Fang's pee will tremble " was sung, the anger that came from Wolf Fang almost made Zhao Fan feel like his anger was about to explode.
Seeing that he had accumulated so much, Zhao Fan began to search for new upgrade options in the system interface. Soon, Zhao Fan unlocked the pharmacy skill option.
"Are you sure you want to spend 30,000 Rage Points to unlock the Potioneering skill?”[System Notification: After unlocking the Potioneering skill, you will master different levels of potion synthesis skills.]
You can gradually master the synthesis methods of anesthetics, stamina enhancement potions, agility enhancement potions, vitality enhancement potions, anti-disease potions, etc.”
"Confirm!" Zhao Fan's lips curled up." Although 30,000 skill points is not a small amount, you can't feel bad about this place. You have to spend what you have to spend. Sometimes, this skill can save your life!”
After the 30,000 rage points were deducted, the system started to prompt: "Mastering the method to synthesize attack potions, anesthetic potions, and physical enhancement potions have been successfully mastered.”
Zhao Fan smiled, and a wicked idea suddenly appeared in his mind.
Everyone was very happy today. When they returned to the base, Zhao Fan even gave the team members who had been training overnight a half-day break for the first time, so that they could catch up on sleep in the morning and continue training in the afternoon.
"Wait a minute, Instructor. If we go back to sleep now, it's hard to guarantee that the red blood cells won't come back to regain our face. When the time comes, we'll ask them to return a point to us.”Harley said.
Zhao Fan jumped down from Thunderous Battle's shoulder and tugged Harley's sleeve."Harley, you're really a considerate assistant instructor.
I have two things to say in response to your opinion. First, you haven't washed our stinky military uniforms yet, so sleeping has nothing to do with you.
Secondly, if the red blood cells come to cause trouble, humph, humph, I guarantee that they will be wiped out again. That's it!”
Ten minutes later, Harley was sitting in the water room in despair. In front of him was a mountain of smelly military uniforms. Zhao Fan was sitting by the pool, his legs shaking."Come, I'll accompany you."
On this day, the Harley was only half-washed when the sun was high up in the sky. Zhao Fan, who had no conscience, was still impatiently urging him.
"Hurry up and bathe. If you can't even do this little job well, how can you be a good wife in the future? Li Erniu is about to marry Cuifen.”Zhao Fan rolled his eyes at Harley.
"Come on, Instructor. You're only a few years old. You don't understand adult matters.”Harley laughed.
"You don't understand? Hmph, let me ask you, when was the last time you had physical contact with a girl?”Zhao Fan asked.
Harley was stunned for a moment." Not long. Last Tuesday. Shen Lanni and I had quite a lot of physical contact at that time."”
Zhao Fan smiled contemptuously and took out a lollipop.""That's amazing. What did Shen Lanni say when they met? What did you say?"
A hint of sorrow flashed across Harley's face." She said Harley, are you convinced? If not, let's fight again." I said…I said, can you please take your feet away and let me get up first…"
"Hehe." Zhao Fan said," That's why I'm saying that you've spent too much time at Fire Phoenix and have been dealing with tomboys in our team all day long. You've forgotten how to date normal girls, right?"
Although I'm young, those who come into contact with me are all gentle, considerate, and understanding girls. I'm different from you.”
"It seems so." " Last year, during the Spring Festival, my family asked me to go on a blind date," Harley said thoughtfully." We talked for less than five minutes before the girl turned around and left.”
"Tell me, I'll help you analyze it.”Zhao Fan said.
"At that time, the girl knew that I was a soldier, so she asked me how I was doing in the army.”" I'll tell you the truth," Harley said." I've been in the army for seven years. I've been a private for five years. I only became a sergeant the year before last."”
"Wrong! Big mistake!" "How could you say that to her?" Zhao Fan asked. When other girls hear it, they think that you have no future. You must not say that!”
"Then wouldn't I have to lie?" Harley blinked and said.
" Hmph..." Zhao Fan snorted,""My method doesn't require you to lie at all. It can also keep girls interested and fond of you. Do you believe me?"
"Alright, alright. Instructor, I'm impressed. You're a little smart. Tell me, how should I answer?”Harley had already fallen for the trap and asked piously.
Zhao Fan stretched out his hand.”
Harley's eyes lit up, and he nodded repeatedly. He took out his military security card from his pocket.""We agreed that it would only be for a month. Otherwise, I won't be able to live.”
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