"F * ck, the people from Red Blood Cell are going all out this time.”"It looks like they're holding back their anger from what happened last time," Thunder said.”
"Yes, I am." Zhao Fan also said,"These guys are really too petty. They just had some internal strife with us, and now they're still trying to suppress us at the art performance."
The world of adults is so scary. Look at us children, we definitely won't hold grudges so easily.'
"Please, can you speak with a conscience?”"Last time, you locked him in the sewer and went on a mission," Thunder said.
After the mission was over and the hostages were rescued, you simply forgot about them in the sewers. Only after the commendation ceremony was over did you remember that the red blood cells were still in the sewers!
By the time they found someone to rescue them, the entire Red Blood Cell Special Forces were in a state of complete collapse. Later on, they were sent to the army headquarters to receive psychological correction for nearly a week before they were finally fine.
"To be honest, it's already like this. They just want to earn some limelight in the art performance business to prove themselves. I think they're already quite open-minded.”
"Sigh, what's going on? Are you twisted?”Zhao Fan said,"Alright, those guys from Lightning are overestimating themselves. If they want to sing a chorus, we'll just ignore them."
As for the people from Wolf Fang, they wanted to do a mechanical dance. This was worth paying attention to. The people from Red Blood Cell…Their programs were suitable for the big stage of rural folk arts. If they were placed in the military camp, no one would buy it.
However, the most important problem is still ourselves. What should we do? Hmm? What should we perform?
"Let's perform a fashion show!" "Just based on our temperament, we guarantee that we'll be the best." Tian Guo said seriously.”
"Don't joke around. Even a child like me knows, okay? You guys have flat front and back figures. There's no beauty in twisting them.”"No, you can't!" Zhao Fan said.”
" Then…" Thunderous Battle thought about it." How about we do a play?" It must be interesting."
"I'll just let you take off your pants." Zhao Fan said impatiently. Wrapped in Japanese pants, with the word " brave " written on the front, rushing up to smash your chest with a big stone, and finally sealing you as the naked man. Isn't this plot great?”
Thunderous Battle stuck out his tongue.”
At this moment, Zhao Fan looked at the honest Harley and said,""Harley, tell me, which show do you like?”
Harley smiled foolishly." I don't really know much about these things. It's just…it's just that when we go to the temple fair in our hometown, there will be some performances like walking on stills, rowing a dry boat, and beating up a carriage. That seems pretty good.”
Hearing this, Zhao Fan was inspired. Zhao Fan chuckled."Alright, I understand! Why don't we just perform a dragon and lion dance! A dragon! A lion! It fits the temperament of our special forces members!
Alright, I'll count down to ten. If no one objects, it's settled. Ten to twenty! Thank you for your support, Thunderous Battle, Tan Xiaolin, and Harley. The three of you are responsible for finding the dragon and lion. Meeting dismissed!”
Thunderous Battle, Tan Xiaolin, and Harley instantly put on sad faces."This kid has really gotten used to ordering people around. Where are we going to find dragons and lions to dance with?”
A few days later, on the stage of the group army's performance, after the performances of the other teams, a lion and a dragon rushed onto the stage.
At the same time, Harley was dressed in a doll suit. His entire body was round as he stood backstage waiting.
A staff member at the side really couldn't understand."Harley, didn't you guys play the dragon and lion dance? Why are you dressed like this?”
"That day, I went to look for our instructor and asked me what I should act.”"Our instructor said that he was reading a comic at the time, so he said to me angrily," Harley said very seriously,"Why are you acting like a big ball! I'm like this…"
The staff fell into a heap.
At the same time, a dragon and a lion were dancing on the stage. This time, Thunderous Battle and Lin Guodong were in charge of the lion, while Zhao Fan was the dragon's head. Tang Xiaoxiao, Tan Xiaolin, Ye Cunxin, Tian Guo, and a few other female soldiers were supporting it.
A moment later, Harley's " big rubber ball " also began to come off the stage. A dragon, a lion, and a rubber ball danced in the arena, and the audience below immediately lost interest.
"Comrades, show me your unique skill!”Zhao Fan suddenly shouted.
At this moment, the lion began to spin around the 'big ball', and the dragon in the middle... actually stood up! That's right, the female soldiers formed a human pyramid! A dragon that was four to five meters long stood up!
Tan Xiaolin stood at the bottom, followed by Ye Cunxin, Tian Guo, and Tang Xiaoxiao. After they stood properly, only Zhao Fan, who was in charge of the dragon head, was left to climb up.
Although Zhao Fan's legs were short, he had the dragon head on his back, so his legs were not slow at all. He grabbed the clothes of a few female soldiers and climbed up. At first, it was not a big problem, but when he climbed up along Tang Xiaoxiao, there was a problem!
No one expected Tang Xiaoxiao to be so itchy all over!
As soon as Zhao Fan hugged Tang Xiaoxiao's calf, she started to tremble all over. She was laughing so hard that she almost fell down. She could only grit her teeth and continue climbing up.
However, just as she was about to reach her shoulder, Zhao Fan's arm touched her ribs. This was one of the most itchy places on the human body. Tang Xiaoxiao's body swayed, and Zhao Fan finally lost his grip.
Luckily, before Zhao Fan fell, he grabbed Tang Xiaoxiao's clothes, and at that moment…Tang Xiaoxiao's clothes were ripped open!
The auditorium was filled with more than 1,800 officers from all the units of the entire army!
Tang Xiaoxiao quickly reached out to grab Zhao Fan, and Zhao Fan was also competing with Tang Xiaoxiao."Stand firm! If you keep moving, I'll fall! I'm still a child. I can't fall down!”
Tang Xiaoxiao's voice was even louder than Zhao Fan's.""I can't care so much! I'm not married yet, and now everyone in the army has seen everything!”
The countless audience members below all looked extremely awkward. Even the number one official coughed dryly."Um…the weather is good today, right?”
Everyone followed suit and stared at the ceiling."Yes, the weather is really good!"
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