Qin Shihuang: I want to build the Great Wall
Ye Xiu: No problem, I’ll put ceramic tiles on the Great Wall for free!
King Zhou: I want to build Zhaixing Tower
Ye Xiu: No problem, I’ll give you a nuclear power plant!
Emperor Yang: I want to build the Grand Canal
Ye Xiu: No problem, I’m giving you a 10,000-ton cargo ship. Give it a good review, dear.