"Oh f * ck! "Why is it so smelly around here?" A young man holding a camera covered his nose and said.
Looking at the two figures in the distance, he muttered to himself in surprise,"Why is there still someone here so late at night?"
"Hey! I'm here to watch the fight between Aoudman and Monster.”
He was originally talking to the silly president about Earth, but he looked at the person who greeted him cautiously.
"Hmm? There are humans!"
"Don't worry, I'll deal with it!"
The man with the camera looked at the two people opposite him and said cautiously,"Oh! I'm a reporter. I'm here to watch Monster and Stranger Superman fight. Did you see anything?"
" Hahaha, we didn't see anything." Malama laughed dryly as if he didn't see anything.
"Is that so? Unfortunately, I only managed to capture some from afar.”As if sensing that the horns on their heads were exactly the same as those of monsters, he nervously looked at Malama and the guild leader and said,""Why do your horns look like monsters?”
"Damn it! I knew I couldn't hide it!" Seeing that he was about to be exposed, the guild leader's eyes flashed with killing intent as he prepared to attack.
However, Malama stopped him and plucked his ears off his head."Actually, this is a headdress!”It hurts so much!
"Haha! So it's a headdress!" The reporter patted his chest. He thought it was a monster!
So this was a disguise! The president thought to himself as he looked at the reporters who had been successfully deceived.
"Oh, right? This is a headdress!"
As he spoke, he plucked the monster's ears off his head.
Puchi!
As the ear was pulled out, yellow earwax came out.
"Oh my god! A monster!" The reporter turned around and ran away in fear when he saw the earwax. He did not even dare to look back, as if he was afraid that the monster would eat him.
"Um…"
"Um…"
"It's been too long since I dug my ears." He smiled embarrassedly.
He took out a small brainwashing machine from behind him and instructed Malama,"I'll deal with the aftermath! Leave that reporter to me. I'll report your matter to the dean. Goodbye!”
As he spoke, he carried the small brainwashing machine and rushed towards the miserable reporter who did not stop.
"Limaizao! (Hokkien: Don't go. Meaning)"
A scream pierced through the clouds!
"Alright! I should go too. Otherwise, Little King Kong will be worried!”He could finally stay on Earth!
Solitary Flight Assist Device!
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Sigh! There was no energy left!
He could only walk back. It was so far!
Wouldn't it be a little eye-catching to walk back in a combat suit? You should change into something from Earth." He thought as he touched the tight-fitting combat suit that accentuated his figure.
Battle Suit Transformation!
A stream of light flashed.
"This way, it won't attract attention!”It seemed like she was wearing a maid outfit.
Speaking of which, this was even more eye-catching!
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They had walked for a long time! Where was this place? How far was it!
"Hey! Little girl, don't be in a hurry to leave. Play with us!”
"Oh, you're still wearing a maid costume! Why don't you come and serve us? Ahahaha.”
Two roguish figures walked out from the depths of the alley and said in a vulgar tone.
"Don't be afraid, big brother is a good person.”
The two of them spoke lewd words as they approached Malama.
"Why are these two people as disgusting as JJ beasts!”As a monster, how could Malama encounter such a situation? He stood there in a daze.
By the time Malama reacted, a perverted man had already arrived in front of him and reached out his evil An Lushan's hand to him.
"Pa!"
Boom! The perverted man who had extended his hand was slapped away by something.
"You can touch my horse too!？”Little King Kong's long golden hair fluttered in the wind as he stared expressionlessly at the remaining wretched man.
"Damn it!" The wretched man who had been sent flying crawled out of the trash heap, his entire body emitting an unpleasant stench.
"He actually dared to launch a sneak attack!" The wretched man looked at Little King Kong fiercely and said,"Don't think that just because your hair is long, you're awesome! We have two…"
"Boom!"
Using his powerful physical strength, he punched the head of the other perverted man through the air. His brain splattered everywhere, and a large amount of blood spurted out from his neck to a few meters high. The other perverted man was covered in blood.
"There's only one left."
Little King Kong was like a bloodthirsty Asura as he looked at the wretched man with a strange gaze. Every word Little King Kong said was a heavy blow to the wretched man's heart.
"Plop!"
The wretched man was so frightened that he knelt down. Lian Sheng shouted,"Hero, spare me! Hero, spare me!"
"Oh? Let you go?" Little King Kong teased as he looked at the wretched man who was kneeling on the ground and kowtowing.
"That's right! That's right!" As if he had caught hope, he kowtowed even harder.
"Hero! You don't know this, but I have an 80-year-old wife and a mother.”
Damn, big brother, you seem to have said it the other way around!
"How terrifying! An eighty-year-old wife! Look at you, you must have harmed many old ladies! And I didn't expect you to not even let your mother off.”
"So, please disappear from this world!”
"Pa!"
"No! No! Ah!"
"Eh? I didn't die? Thank you, hero!"
She smiled sinisterly at the wretched man who was thanking her and pointed at the ground.
"Eh?" He looked curiously in the direction Little King Kong was pointing.
"Where are my legs? Hero! I was wrong!" She looked at her disappearing calf and cried out in surprise.
Unfortunately, no matter how he called out, it was useless because Little King Kong ignored him.
Slowly disappearing was a relief for those who were ready to face death, but for those who were not prepared, it was a living nightmare!
The voice gradually died down, and the wretched man's mouth disappeared. Slowly, it was his nose, and finally his eyes.
The last thing the wretched man saw when he left the world was Little King Kong walking towards Malama. If the heavens gave him another chance, he would definitely not have met with that girl.
Unfortunately, there was no such thing in the heavens. He did not even have the chance to go to the universe's terminal station. Even his soul had disappeared from this world.
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Demons! He was a complete demon. There was a demon hidden under his gentle and handsome appearance.
After knocking on the door, the stunned Malama teased,""Little fool, you don't even know that you were almost molested.”
Thinking of Little King Kong's devilish appearance from before, his body involuntarily retreated a few steps.
"Aiya!"
As Malama was wearing high heels that came with a maid's outfit, he lost his balance and fell backward.
Little King Kong directly went over and hugged Malama's small waist to prevent him from falling.
"Little fool! Why? Are you scared?"
Malama blushed and nodded in Little King Kong's arms.
"Then I'm sorry. Let me see how your foot is.”He placed Malama on the ground and carefully took off the white stockings that reached his knees.
"Does it hurt?"
She stroked Malama's jade-like feet and looked at him gently.
The shy Malama didn't say anything and shook his head with a red face.
"It looks like it's fine. It's just a slight sprain.”Little King Kong analyzed after careful consideration.
Yes! It was indeed true! It was white! (All experienced drivers understand.)
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