"Ah?" The man in the suit had a long face and asked in confusion,"Can't the stock market make money? I really want to make a million in the stock market!”
"Whoosh!" The audience was in an uproar. Earning a million in the stock market, and in the Chinese stock market, are you sure you're not joking?
All the viewers, including the live broadcast netizens, looked at the man in a suit in disbelief.
Li Xiao nodded thoughtfully and replied to the man in the suit seriously.
"Yes, it's easy to earn a million!”
The man in the suit's eyes shone with hope as he quickly asked.
"How?"
"Bring 10 million into the market and I guarantee that you can get back 1 million!”Li Xiao raised a finger and smiled.
"Haha!" The audience burst into laughter. Although Li Xiao was joking, he was serious!
And what he said made sense! If he brought 10 million into the market, he could definitely earn 1 million. The remaining 9 million would be lost.
The live stream's bullet comments were even more spamming.
"F * ck, look at this man's expression. Although it's very cruel, Li Xiao is telling the truth!”
"Oh my God, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. The only person who can do this to the stock market is Li Xiao!”
"Although I'm not a shareholder, I still have to say, Li Xiao, well done!”
" I'm giving Li Xiao crazy likes. I'm impressed by this mouth. It's the most fatal when it contains black people.”
After Liu Xiaoyan heard Li Xiao's words, he quickly picked up the microphone and kindly reminded him.
"Li Xiao, stop talking. Be careful not to offend some big shots!”
Li Xiao nodded in realization and said to the camera.
"Since that's the case, I'll advertise for the stock market now. I hope the big shots in the stock market will forgive me for my thoughtlessness.”
When Li Xiao said this, he became serious and looked at the camera.
"If a guy wants to hide his money, I suggest throwing it into the stock market! After all, it was the safest place to put it, and no one could find it.”
The audience looked at Li Xiao in confusion. He had just blackened the stock market, and now he was advertising?
Could it be that Li Xiao was a coward and did not dare to scam the stock market? Of course, there were also many viewers who expressed their understanding.
After all, China's stock market was very deep, and it was easy to guess who was behind it.
It was understandable that Li Xiao did not dare to offend him.
Following Li Xiao's advertisement, the live audience was silent. No one even played the screen.
Li Xiao saw that the audience was silent and continued.
"Not only can others not find it, even you can't find it. I'm asking if it's safe to hide your private money in the stock market!”
"Haha!" The audience once again let out a pig-like laugh.
At first, they really thought that Li Xiao was afraid. Who knew that the last sentence would be another high-end insult.
If he hid his money in the stock market, not only would others not be able to find it, even he would not be able to find it. This was a total loss!
The brutality of the stock market could be seen from this.
Li Xiao helplessly watched as the man in the suit sat down dejectedly. He turned to Liu Xiaoyan and teased him.
"Host, don't tell me you don't want to host anymore? I told him that the black car had already left, and it wouldn't be so easy to get out.”
Liu Xiaoyan was amused by these words and pretended to be depressed.
"Aiya, if I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have gotten in this car.”
"It's too late to complain now. Let's get down to business!”Li Xiao's gaze locked onto the few female audience members.
He casually pointed at a female audience member and asked with a smile.
"Sister, if you have any questions, you can ask!”
The girl stood up in surprise. He held the microphone with both hands and asked hurriedly.
"Li Xiao, I want to ask you, what do you think about the cultural heritage of Korea?”
"I have to clear the name of the Korean nation!”Li Xiao suddenly became excited, and the hand holding the microphone was trembling.
When they heard that Li Xiao was going to clear the name of the Koreans, all the audience's expressions became serious. They knew that Li Xiao was going to start slandering the Koreans again.
Li Xiao looked at the camera, adjusted his suit, and said solemnly.
"Some people always say that the Koreans are shameless and plagiarized. Let me ask you, have you really understood the Koreans? If you really know them, you will realize.”
"What did you find? Tell me quickly!" One of the audience members couldn't stand it anymore and stood up to ask loudly.
As one of the audience members stood up, all the audience members asked loudly.
"What did you find? Tell me quickly!"
"You will find that they are more shameless than you think!”Li Xiao shrugged innocently.
Before the audience could react, Li Xiao continued.
"The Koreans are actually very amazing. They were hungry, so they invented dumplings. They were thirsty, so they invented soy milk. They wanted to practice calligraphy, so they invented Chinese characters.”
The audience laughed as they watched Li Xiao criticize the Koreans. Although it seemed like he was praising the Koreans, everyone knew that he was a high-end hater.
Li Xiao was mocking the Koreans for applying for the World Heritage dumpling, soy milk, and Chinese characters, so the audience was holding back their laughter.
Li Xiao saw that the audience was trying to hold back their laughter and continued.
"The Koreans wanted to play chess, so they invented Go. The Koreans wanted to celebrate the festival, so they fished Qu Yuan out of the Miluo River and threw him into the Han River.”
"Even Sun Wukong and Confucius were invented by the Koreans.”
"Puchi!" The female audience member who had asked the question could no longer hold it in and laughed wildly."According to what you said, what did the Chinese people invent?”
Li Xiao aimed at the microphone and replied loudly.
"The Chinese invented the Korean people!”
"Hahaha!" The audience laughed wildly. Li Xiao was indeed the same Li Xiao.
No one could compare to this black man's ability. He held the stick for three minutes, and the essence was all in the last sentence.
The Chinese had invented the Koreans. F * ck! Many of the audience members were laughing so hard that they were about to suffocate. They held their stomachs and only laughed. No one spoke.
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The important things must be said three times.
The important things must be said three times.
The important things must be said three times.
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