The guests and audience saw that the Chinese men's football team was still smiling at the camera.
They all stared at the Chinese football team with pity.
The show started very quickly. The first guest was Li Dan, the program planner. He was in a panic.
The original ten minutes of the black man's script was reduced to three minutes. In short, it was just one sentence.
"Although the Chinese men's football team always loses, the responsibility does not lie with the players, but with the venue, the weather, the climate, and the fans!”
One by one, the guests went on stage to read the script. Although there was some sarcasm in them, the real core was to clear the name of the Chinese men's football team.
Zhang Gang looked at the last guest with a complicated expression. He took the script and slowly walked onto the stage as if he was going to an execution ground.
"The next guest can be said to be highly anticipated. He is the darling of the media and has become popular overnight.”
When Zhang Gang said this, the audience's cheers drowned out his voice.
"Li Xiao, Li Xiao."
"Li Xiao!"
"Li Xiao!"
Zhang Gang was at a loss as to what to do with the audience's passionate cheers. He could only force himself to explain with the volume of the microphone.
"Next, let us give a warm round of applause to Liu Xiaoyan and Li Xiao!”
Li Xiao and Liu Xiaoyan walked out hand in hand. Liu Xiaoyan was in charge of catching up, while Li Xiao was in charge of clearing up. The two of them had already divided the work offstage.
Li Xiao took the microphone and went on stage. Looking at the jubilant audience, he revealed a signature smile.
"Hello, everyone. I've been invited by the production team to participate in this show. My goal is very obvious. I'm here to ridicule the Chinese men's football team, which is the few people on my left.”
Li Xiao pretended to be puzzled as he asked Liu Xiaoyan.
"Why did the production team invite me over?”
"Because you're popular!" Liu Xiaoyan rolled his eyes and said unhappily.
Li Xiao nodded in realization and smiled at Liu Xiaoyan.
"Then why should I invite you?"
"What do you mean? You mean I'm not popular?" Liu Xiaoyan asked angrily with his hands on his hips.
Li Xiao waved his hand, indicating that he didn't mean it that way, and explained to Liu Xiaoyan.
"I didn't mean that. I was just thinking about a question and replied to your question!”
"Oh?" "What are you thinking about?" Liu Xiaoyan asked in confusion.”
Li Xiao pointed at the Chinese football team and said with a smile.
"I'm thinking of a couplet for them!"
"Yo, you know how to write couplets?" Liu Xiaoyan pretended to be surprised as he sized up Li Xiao and asked,"Then have you thought of any couplets?”
Li Xiao nodded and said to Liu Xiaoyan.
"The first half is, ask me how much worry the national football team has!”
"It's normal. What about the second half?"
Not only was Liu Xiaoyan looking forward to it, but all the guests and audience were also looking forward to Li Xiao's golden sentence.
"The second line is, like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel!”Li Xiao revealed a meaningful smile.
The audience and guests were stunned. They did not know what Li Xiao's couplet meant.
He could only look at Li Xiao blankly.
The Chinese men's soccer team members were also dumbfounded. They looked at Li Xiao, not understanding what he meant.
Liu Xiaoyan saw that everyone was deep in thought and quickly asked.
"Li Xiao, what do you mean? What does it have to do with the Chinese football team? Can you explain?"
Li Xiao shook his head, looked at the camera, and smiled at the director.
"Come, release the comments of the netizens. I believe that there will definitely be netizens who understand what I mean.”
When the director heard this, he quickly released the comments of the netizens on the big screen. However, something that disappointed Li Xiao happened.
No one understood what he meant. They were all guessing blindly.
Li Xiao shook his head in disappointment and pointed at the camera.
"You don't even understand such a simple meaning? No one could shoot a eunuch in a brothel!”
"Puchi!" Liu Xiaoyan, who was standing beside Li Xiao, instantly reacted. He covered his stomach and laughed loudly.
Liu Xiaoyan's smile seemed to have caused a chain reaction. All the audience burst into laughter.
Even a few members of the national football team covered their mouths and laughed along.
The audience laughed as they recalled Li Xiao's words. They asked me how sad the national football team was, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
Now, they finally understood what he meant. If a eunuch went to a brothel and couldn't do anything, wouldn't that mean that no one could shoot him?。
This was mocking the national football team that no one could shoot, but wasn't this too profound?
Li Xiao saw that everyone was laughing, so he didn't care and continued.
"Actually, I didn't just write one couplet, but several. Can you guess what it means?”
The audience laughed and nodded.
Li Xiao revealed a meaningful smile and threw out three couplets in a row.
"Ask the national football team how much worry they have when guarding the door, just like a group of prostitutes guarding the brothel.”
"Ask the national footballer how much he worries about shooting. Just like a group of naughty children going to a brothel."
"Ask the audience how sad they are. It's like a waiter in a brothel."
Come, guess what these couplets mean.
In an instant, the netizens 'bullet comments flooded the screen crazily. One by one, the answers seemed to rush out of the screen and arrive in front of Li Xiao.
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These three couplets all have a hidden meaning. Do you know who is reading this?
I can't do it on Baidu. If I do, it'll be boring. I'm signing the contract today, so I'm going to explode in the afternoon.
I'll update five more chapters in the afternoon, as long as you give me your flowers, thank you.
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