Li Xiao looked at the so-called answers and helplessly asked the camera.
"After being influenced by me for so long, none of you have the correct answer!”
Seeing Li Xiao's depressed expression, Liu Xiaoyan covered his mouth and chuckled.
"Don't keep me in suspense. Hurry up and tell me!”
When the captain of the Chinese men's football team heard this, he glared at Li Xiao with an unfriendly expression.
From the moment Li Xiao started to slander them, the captain of the national football team had never given Li Xiao a good look.
Especially when the players actually laughed with the audience, the captain of the national football team felt extremely uncomfortable.
Li Xiao glanced at the gloomy captain of the men's football team and explained with a smile.
"Asking the national football team to guard the door is like asking a group of prostitutes to guard a brothel. The meaning of this couplet is very simple!”
Li Xiao said with an evil smile.
"Always getting shot!"
"Pfft! Hahahaha!" The audience applauded wildly. It was simply perfect to use this sentence to describe the goalkeeper of the men's football team.
There was no one else who was always shot at. Only the Chinese men's football team was always shot at and never received a request.
What was the difference between this and a prostitute? They were all people who could not resist being shot.
Li Xiao didn't care about the laughter of the audience and continued to explain.
"Ask the national footballer how much he worries about shooting. It was like a group of naughty children going to a brothel. This was even simpler. They could not shoot yet!”
When Liu Xiaoyan heard this, his cheeks turned red. He did not know how to continue. Li Xiao was using his ultimate move this time.
The meaning of this joke was so deep that even those under 20 years old would not understand it. No one could shoot, but they would always be shot. Liu Xiaoyan did not dare to think of the last one.
However, she had a hunch that this couplet was about shooting again.
The audience finally calmed down. Li Xiao's words made them hold their stomachs and laugh loudly again.
"The last one is even simpler. Ask the audience how worried they are. It was like a waiter in a brothel. The meaning of this couplet was to watch others shoot!”
Although Li Xiao's couplets were very dirty, they all made sense! It was especially suitable for the national football team.
No one can shoot, always be shot, still can't shoot, watch others shoot.
The four words vividly described the current situation of the national football team and the helplessness of the fans.
Some people were happy while others were worried. The captain of the national football team and his players could no longer laugh.
Originally, they had received the statement that they were trying to clear their name and gain more support from the fans. Ever since Li Xiao came on, they had discovered that something was wrong.
This Li Xiao seemed to have been slandering him all this time and had no intention of clearing his name.
The captain of the national football team glanced at the director who was still smiling foolishly from the corner of his eye, and the anger in his heart suddenly rose.
At this moment, the bullet comments on the big screen began to scroll crazily.
"Li Xiao 66666, no one can shoot enough to make me laugh for half a year. The national football team is indeed like a eunuch going to a brothel.”
"What do you mean? I think that the prostitute guarding the brothel is the best, okay? It was perfect to describe the goalkeeper of the national football team. He was always shot and couldn't counterattack!”
"Hahaha, I suddenly feel that the jokes of the national football team in the past were weak. Under Li Xiao's crazy brain, the national football team's face was extremely ugly!”
"It's awesome. I've supported the national football team for so many years, but I have heart disease and high blood pressure. The most pitiful thing is my old father. He never saw the national football team enter the World Cup in his life!”
The words on the bullet screen were like a sharp knife that stabbed into the hearts of every team member. Their faces were ashen. If this wasn't a live broadcast, they would have taken action long ago.
Li Xiao looked at the unfriendly faces of his team members without any fear. He looked for the camera and said with a smile.
"Don't slander the national football team. The national football team members have always been benefiting society. It's just that you haven't seen their hard work!”
"What? To benefit society?" When the national football team members heard this, their expressions eased a lot.
Although they did not know how they had benefited society, it was best that Li Xiao could clear their names.
It could only be said that the national football team members were too young and had not seen Li Xiao's live broadcast. If they had seen it, their expressions would definitely be even uglier than before.
This was because all the people who Li Xiao had cleansed were all cold, and they were the kind who were heart-piercing and whose hearts were soaring.
Li Xiao stood in front of the camera and explained seriously.
"I've calculated a number. If you took out 1000 yuan from 1990 and bet half of it on every national football game, you would have about 4.59 million yuan now. Are you worried about losing money? Don't joke around. What could be more certain than betting on the national football team? 30 years of professional loss, this is not a joke! Say, the national football team has made such a big contribution, how can you still have the cheek to slander them?”
As soon as Li Xiao said this, the guests at the scene could not sit still anymore. They stood up one after another and looked at the national football team members worriedly.
The audience didn't care if the situation was awkward or not. They just wanted to laugh out loud.
This was so f * cking evil. He even used data to talk about it. However, on second thought, that was indeed the case.
Starting from 1990, you only needed 1,000 yuan to bet on the national football team losing. Now, you have about 4.59 million yuan in assets.
Why did he need to work, why did he need to steal batteries to make a living? He could just bet on the national football team losing.
At the thought of this, the live audience began to jeer.
"Haha, I was wrong, Li Xiao. It turns out that the national football team was giving us a chance to get rich, but we didn't seize it!”
"That's right. If Li Xiao hadn't said that I wouldn't have known? The national football team had always been helping the people to become well-off!”
"By the way, if I bet on the national football team losing now, will I become a local tycoon in a few decades?”
"Previous poster, don't worry. The national football team can't win. It's impossible for them to win in this lifetime!”
Hearing the audience's jeering, the national football team captain's face began to stiffen. A fake smile hung on his face, which was so dazzling.
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The important things must be said three times.
The important things must be said three times.
The important things must be said three times.
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