As soon as Li Xiao said this, the director's face instantly darkened. This was definitely going to be a big deal.
Looking at the bullet screen behind Li Xiao, the director did not dare to turn off the live broadcast easily. Now that something had happened to the naked buttocks, there was no one to take the blame.
Therefore, he could only place his hopes on the gods and buddhas in the sky, hoping that they would open their eyes and stop Li Xiao from darkening.
However, it was obvious that his wish had come to nothing.
Li Xiao raised the microphone again and asked in a low voice.
"I'm sure everyone hasn't forgotten that last year, because of the trivial matter of buying some milk powder in exchange for an iPhone, our Hong Kong compatriots got into a fight with the mainland.”
The audience nodded and answered with a smile.
"We know. It's the national football team who stepped forward again!”
"That's right!" Li Xiao nodded and smiled." It's the national football team again. They'd rather shoot at the goal than win. They used two 0:0 to maintain the harmonious relationship between Hong Kong and the mainland."
Li Xiao looked at the audience and laughed, then turned to look at the black-faced national football team and the worried director.
Liu Xiaoyan stood at the side and stared at Li Xiao awkwardly.
She did not expect that after she finally managed to invite Li Xiao, it would end up like this.
The most important thing was that she still did not know how to stop Li Xiao. Li Xiaoming in front of her was in a daze and had no intention of stopping at all.
Li Xiao gestured for the audience to stop laughing. After the audience calmed down, Li Xiao continued.
"There's still a lark. Their country is still at war and in deep waters. Being able to watch two games is their only joy. He had to lose out of consideration for humanity!”
"Of course, there's also Qatar, the host country of the next World Cup. How embarrassing would it be if they were eliminated this time? Therefore, we must lose!"
Li Xiao shrugged helplessly.
"As for the Bangzi Kingdom, everyone knows that they have extremely high self-esteem. If they win, won't they fight to the death with China? Their fragile self-esteem needed careful care, so there was no doubt that the national football team would lose again!”
"Haiti, Argentina, but these countries are so miserable! They were not even taught in geography class. They had to lose!”
"The little brothers from Southeast Asia always say that we bullied them and they lost!”
"The tycoons of West Asia are still counting on them to sell oil to us! Lose!"
"The African brothers are supporting us at the United Nations every day.”
Li Xiao told them all about the countries that the national football team had played against over the years, and the audience was already overjoyed.
What was black? Originally, this program was not called a hater at all. Li Xiao was a high-end hater.
He was clearly mocking the fact that the national football team had been losing, but he still wanted to find a reason for the national football team to lose. Who could compare to this?
Li Xiao didn't care about the laughing audience and sighed.
"Look at the national football team. They put in a lot of effort. On the other hand, the representative teams of gymnastics, table tennis, and diving don't know how to look at the big picture. They win gold medals every day and go around torturing others internationally, creating the impression that China is too strong. In the end, they still have to rely on the national football team to apologize one by one!”
When the audience heard this, they held their stomachs and laughed.
"Well said. The national football team has worked too hard. We've always misunderstood them, but let me finish laughing first!”
"I can't take it anymore. I believed Li Xiao's evil words. Isn't it too funny? The national football team was so great that they couldn't afford to offend them!”
"Haha, the national football team really went through a lot of trouble to lose! I suggest that the national football team ask Li Xiao to apologize next time and help you think of a better excuse!”
"Well said. After inviting Li Xiao, we won't blame the venue, the time difference, the players, and the fans for the apology in the future! At least Li Xiao can give you the best reason!”
The audience's mockery made the national football team members feel like they were sitting on pins and needles. If there were cracks in the ground now, they would have crawled into them.
If you, Li Xiao, want to slander us, then so be it. Why do you have to use champion sports like ping pong and diving to slap our faces?
When the national football team members thought of this, their hatred for Li Xiao increased a little.
Li Xiao adjusted his emotions and stared at the camera seriously. He spoke in an authentic broadcasting tone.
" At present, our peaceful development is not easy to achieve. A large part of the credit comes from the national football team. They are the ones who braced themselves and worked hard to carry the infamy alone. They did not fail their mission and created a good external environment for our country by constantly losing!”
"Especially since the 21st century, a small number of countries have been constantly advocating the so-called threat theory of China to suppress us. It is the national football team that bravely stands up every time and smacks them in the face with defeat after defeat. Therefore, as long as they are around, the threat theory of China will always be a false proposition!”
Li Xiao said this emotionally, and the studio instantly applauded.
Countless audience members even had tears in their eyes. They stood up in unison and shouted in unison.
"You've worked hard, National Football Team. We misunderstood you!”
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The important things must be said three times.
The important things must be said three times.
The important things must be said three times.
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