Special Forces Soldiers Who Can Write Poetry
20 Midnight pranks

Zeng Xiaoh

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Time passed by quietly, like the moon that had unknowingly climbed higher.

After some time, Old Eagle finally spoke, forcing the ostrich to answer. "What did he ask you?"

Of course, he was referring to the vice-class monitor. In his eyes, there was no one else he could not let go of other than himself.

"What else can you ask me? Just ask me what happened on the mountain.”

"Then did you say it?"

"I'm not an idiot.”

"Oh, that's more like it."

"Why are you arguing in the middle of the night?”Hearing the old soldier's muttering, the class leader stood up and shouted.

"Who's making a fuss? We're just whispering a few words. Is it illegal to say a few words?" Old Eagle unceremoniously pushed the class monitor back, his words showing no mercy, his eyes showing no respect for the class monitor at all.

This was like a sub-wolf in a wolf's den challenging the authority of the wolf king. The class monitor was furious when he heard this. "What time is it already? What else is there to say?”

"What time is it? You have to say what's on your mind.”Old Eagle replied without the slightest bit of weakness.

"Is it because I haven't trained you for a long time that your bones are itchy?”

"So what if it's itchy? Is it because the class monitor wants to give us a special treatment and drag us outside to practice?”He was already unlucky enough to have been slapped twice by a woman today, but now that the class monitor had said so, he naturally had to accept the challenge. Otherwise, how could he show off in front of the veterans in the future? Thus, Old Eagle wasn't afraid at all.

"What are you talking about? We're in the same class. He still wanted to fight one-on-one, right? Should he sign a life and death contract? Life and death were up to the heavens.”The vice-class monitor, who had always acted as a peacemaker in the class, added. Of course, this was not to add fuel to the fire, but to persuade them to reconcile.

"So be it. I've been practicing for a long time anyway.”

"Enough, Old Eagle. Don't think that just because you call me an eagle, I'm an eagle. If the sharp-eared old horse hears you, you'll really have to go to the field to practice.”

When they heard the deputy class monitor mention the company commander Ma Jianming, everyone immediately fell silent. This was the real devil of the reconnaissance company. He had crawled out from the pile of dead people in the Vietnam War. He would not show any mercy to his soldiers. If he caught that soldier causing trouble, he would drag that person to compete with him in terms of military quality. If you couldn't beat him, you would be dead. Putting aside the punches and kicks, he would make you run a few five-kilometer cross-country runs with weights every day until you were lying on the field and unable to move.

It was because of his ruthlessness that his subordinates gave him the nickname of Horse Bandit. It was also because he punished the soldiers in front of them and missed many opportunities to be promoted. Wang Ning, who had come down from the Vietnam War like him, was now a regiment commander, while he was a company commander. At that time, they were only one rank apart. He was a platoon leader, while Wang Ning was a company commander. Wang Ning was now the regiment commander, while he was still the company commander.

Humph...

Humph...

Everyone snorted in their hearts and then lowered their heads to pretend to be asleep.

The moonlight outside the window was like silver, gently sprinkling on the tall rows of poplar trees outside the window. As the breeze blew, withered trees fell to the ground. Zeng Jianfei, who hadn't slept for two days and two nights, should have fallen asleep long ago, but for some reason, Wu Caiyun's face was like the bright moonlight outside the window, sleepless. It was like the leaves falling from the tree, making a sound when they fell to the ground.

Although Zeng Jianfei's body was stiff, his heart was pounding. Wu Caiyun was like a deep heart, unable to calm down for a long time.

"Get up…"

"You're up..." In the middle of the night, he heard Old Eagle calling out to a seasoned soldier.

The veteran got up and asked in a low voice. "Old Eagle, what do you think you're doing?"

"I didn't sleep well today. Don't let them sleep well either.”Old Eagle said bluntly.

"How? Old Eagle."

"Put toothpaste on the soles of their feet.”

"Alright." When the veteran heard this, he was overjoyed. No one knew which wicked person came up with the idea of smearing toothpaste on the soles of people's feet. As long as one smeared toothpaste on the soles of people's feet at night, they would have dreams at night. Those embarrassing dreams were simply difficult to speak of. Any adult man would know that.

Especially the men in the army who had a serious imbalance of yin and yang, it worked every time they tried. Thinking of that, the two veterans smiled knowingly.

"If you go against me, I'll make sure that none of you can get up tomorrow.”

It was warm in April. For these well-trained soldiers who were as strong as bulls, they didn't need to cover anything at night. They only covered their bellies with a little bit of quilt. They looked like panting corpses lying in coffins with their limbs facing the sky. Old Eagle and a veteran sneaked up to the class monitor's bedside, one grabbing his feet and the other wiping toothpaste on the soles of his feet.

The two of them smeared their faces in the night. They first applied toothpaste from the soles of the class monitor's feet to the vice-class monitor's feet. After wiping the class monitor and vice class monitor, Old Eagle stood in front of Zeng Jianfei and asked Old Eagle. "Does he want to apply it too?"

"Of course, without him, I wouldn't have been slapped by that little girl.”

"Wipe." Old Eagle said affirmatively, and the two of them began to rub toothpaste on Zeng Jianfei's feet.

After they were done, the two of them could not help but laugh sinisterly. Then, they lay back on the bed in satisfaction.

After a long time, Zeng Jianfei had a strange dream. He dreamed that Wu Caiyun was naked and lying on his body. Then, his body spurted out a sticky thing. Then he woke up and felt that there was really a sticky thing under his pants. It was like oil and snot. Zeng Jianfei was so scared that he didn't dare to move. He lay on the bed for a long time, unable to figure out what had happened.

Then, he secretly cursed Wu Caiyun.。。。

Not long after he woke up, he heard his class monitor and deputy class monitor talking in their dreams.

"Aiyo, comfortable…"

"Yes, yes..."

After a round of shouting, they jumped out of bed one after another. Then, they shuffled around the room as if they were looking for a change of clothes. Then, they went to the bathroom.

Zeng Jianfei listened to them go to the washroom one by one and felt extremely uncomfortable with the sticky thing on his head. He couldn't help but get up and change into a pair of big underpants for himself. Then, he went to the washroom and cleaned himself up. At the same time, he washed his pants. Looking at the sticky thing, he could not figure out what it was.

He could only blame himself for not attending any biology classes. Otherwise, he wouldn't be so panicked and confused. This was a normal human phenomenon, also known as wet dreams. It was a sign that a person had grown up and matured. It seemed that he had really grown up, but the second characteristic was not obvious yet. It was because he was thick-skinned enough that the beard could not immediately come out of his tender face.

Hearing them all go to the bathroom, Old Eagle and the other veteran couldn't help but laugh in their hearts.。。

For Zeng Jianfei, this was a night of panic and fear. He attributed all of this to Wu Caiyun. In his heart, she was like a female ghost in the Liao Zhai, sucking his soul and blood essence in the middle of the night. She suddenly had a natural fear and fear of her.

It was just like a song that said, women are tigers.。。。

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