The funny male god of the Chinese restaurant
25 It doesn’t matter who you kill first

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Li Yi chuckled, sending chills down the director's spine.""It's the new year. Our family didn't buy anything for the new year. We only have a pig and a donkey left.……”

"Wait!"

The director suddenly stopped Li Yi from continuing. He reached out and pulled the assistant director and executive director beside him even tighter before nodding to indicate that he could continue.

Naturally, such a situation would not affect Li Yi much. He cleared his throat and asked,""Let me ask you again. I have a pig and a donkey at home. I want to kill one for meat during the new year.”

The director subconsciously opened his mouth to answer, but when he thought about how he had been fooled so much that he couldn't tell north from south, he fell into melancholy and didn't know how to answer.

In just an instant, the director had an idea. He turned to the assistant director and executive director and said,"I'll give you two a chance. Who do you think you should kill first?”

"Let's kill the pig first. The pork is delicious."

The assistant director gave a suggestion at the side. Then, the director thought that there was nothing to be cheated of, so he casually said,"Then let's kill the pig first."

Upon hearing this, the smile on Li Yi's face grew even more sinister.""Congratulations, you got it right."

The director was naturally pleased when he heard that he got it right. He boasted to the staff beside him that his IQ was completely normal. It was an accident that he had failed at Li Yi's hands the last time.

Huang Lei and He Jiong did not know what the question was about. Just as they were about to ask, Li Yi spoke again,""Director, I haven't finished speaking yet. I said you were right. Donkey thought the same.”

Silence, a suffocating silence, followed by a burst of laughter that almost broke one's eardrums.

Everyone, be it those who came to the market or those who were holding microphones for the video recording, could not help but laugh when they heard Li Yi's words. They were all holding their stomachs in their hands.

And now, in Mango TV's live broadcast room, the netizens were laughing so hard that they couldn't even catch their breath.

"Oh my god, I didn't expect this Li Yi to be... a comedic star. He followed me with just a flip of his hand. He's a fan now!”

"Hahahaha, that's really awesome. I feel like the director is not feeling well right now. He must be sitting by the roadside doubting his life!”

"So the director is a donkey. No wonder he couldn't tell the difference between the seven monkeys previously. It would be strange if he could!”

"I never thought that Li Yi's question would be so interesting, and the answer would be even more interesting!”

“……”

At this moment, the director's entire face was pulled down. He rubbed his nose, feeling a little indignant.

"What's wrong? Are you not convinced?"

Naturally, Li Yi could tell that the director was unhappy. He added,"" Then I'll give you another chance to start over. I'll ask you again…"

The question was repeated again. This time, the director was even more nervous. Anyone who was called a donkey would definitely not be happy!

"Then why don't we kill the donkey first this time?" The executive director thought about it for a long time and decided to change it to an animal kill.

Just as the director was about to say that he would kill the donkey first, he sensed that something was wrong. He reached out and patted the hat on the executive director's head a few times. He looked at the latter with disappointment and said,"Congratulations, pigs think so too!”

Seeing that the director had completely understood that this question could not be answered, the people beside him laughed even louder. It was as if they were going to laugh until their throats split.

Seeing that the three directors were reluctant to give an answer, Li Yi coughed lightly and asked,""How about this? Executive Director, shouldn't the three of you give an answer after discussing for so long? Do you think we should kill the pig or the donkey first?"

"Don't kill them! That should be enough, right?" The executive director raised his head and shouted through gritted teeth.

"Congratulations, pigs and donkeys think so too.”

As soon as he finished speaking, there was no sound around him. More than half of the people were laughing so hard that they could not make a sound. There were also some who were lying on the ground, clutching their stomachs and kicking their legs. It seemed that it was really too funny. They were laughing so hard that they could not even stand up.

However, the production team was a professional after all. No matter how funny things were, although they couldn't guarantee that they wouldn't laugh, at least they wouldn't fall to the ground and roll around.

At the same time, Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Reba were also laughing non-stop.

"Haha! Invincible! Li Yi is too awesome!"

"No matter what, he's from Tsinghua University!”He Jiong, who was standing at the side, kept nodding."He's much more powerful than we were back then. There are really talented people in the generations.”

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