When the netizens saw Li Yi's ploy, they burst into laughter. This was because it was too interesting, and Li Yi's joke was very novel. Not only the audience, but even Teacher Huang and Teacher He, who were drinking tea, burst into laughter.
"See, I was right. I told you there was something wrong with your IQ, but you didn't believe me!”Li Yi pursed his lips and said to the director directly.
"Don't do this. Tell me if I have a problem with my IQ. If you have the ability, let's compare. With my IQ, I'm two pounds more than you!”The director said indignantly,
"Since you've said so, I'll give you two brain teasers today. Not only can I prove that there's something wrong with your IQ, but I can also correct it for you today!”Li Yi walked to the director's side and pointed at Teacher He and Teacher Huang. "Teacher He and Teacher Huang are here! You can be a witness for us!"
"Don't mess with a three-year-old. If you have the ability, mess with a four-year-old!”The director said nonchalantly.
"No, Lil 'Yi, if that doesn't work, we'll give the two hundred corn to the director!”Mr. He pulled Li Yi to his side as he watched Li Yi and the director fight over 200 pieces of corn.
"That's right. After all, the director is older than the two of you combined. His life experience and social experience are higher than yours!”Teacher Huang said worriedly. It wasn't that he was afraid of the director turning hostile. After all, it was all for the viewership ratings. The director was happy to cooperate.
"What are we afraid of? Look, the director's IQ is only at the age of three or four! What are you afraid of him for?" Li Yi waved at Teacher Huang and Teacher He. After all, his IQ had been modified by the system. He could be said to be the smartest person in the world. It was not difficult for him to fool a small director!
"Four years old?" Li Yi turned to the director and asked.
"I don't care if you're five years old!" the director said indifferently.
"Director, then let's make a deal. After I help you recuperate, we can't take back the corn we owe!”Li Yi said to the director directly.
"What recuperation? There's nothing wrong with my IQ!”The director waved at Li Yi.
"Alright, then please listen to the first question! Nanbovan!" Li Yi extended a finger at the director.
"Ask, under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?”
"One plus one doesn't equal three under any circumstances!”The director blurted out.
"If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to three!”Li Yi sneakily moved to the director's side." Did you hear that? One plus one equals three if the calculation is wrong!”
"You're wrong. If you're wrong, he's still equal to six!”The director said disdainfully.
"Hehehe! That means you didn't answer hundreds of millions!" Li Yi snickered.
"Do it again, do it again. You're bluffing. It has nothing to do with intelligence!”the director said to Li Yi.
"Alright then, please listen to the second question! Nanbo spit!" Li Yi slyly extended two fingers at the director.
"Why doesn't your puppy give birth to a flirt?”
"Because our puppy pays attention to hygiene!”The director thought about it briefly.
"Wrong! Because dogs could only give birth to dogs, nothing else!”Li Yi looked at the director as if he was looking at an idiot.
"Are you born?" The director said unhappily.
"Hehe, don't worry about which student. You didn't answer!”Li Yi smiled wickedly as he circled around the director with his hands behind his back.
"Please listen to the third question! Nan Bosan!" Li Yi extended three fingers at the director.
"A monkey riding on a tree, a monkey on the ground! How many monkeys are there together!"
"Eight monkeys!" The director quickly arrived.
"Two monkeys!" Li Yi said directly.
"A monkey riding on a tree, a monkey on the ground, two monkeys!”Li Yi smiled as he made the pose of riding a horse.
"Riding?" The director was instantly dumbfounded. "You, you are a homonym. Come again, come again! I found the trick!"
"Stop answering!" Teacher He couldn't stand it anymore and quickly advised. If he continued to answer, the director would probably doubt his life.
"Another question?" Li Yi looked at the director who was starting to doubt his life and smiled.
"He said that there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?”Li Yi asked very quickly.
"Two monkeys!" the director answered.
"Wrong, eight monkeys!" Li Yi corrected.
"How?" The director was even more dumbfounded. Weren't there two monkeys just now? How come there were eight monkeys in such a short time?
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