Wu Gang had been very angry recently…As the first person to land on the moon and was punished to cut down trees, he had gradually forgotten what a woman was after hundreds of thousands of years! Every day, he only wanted to cut down this thousand-foot-long osmanthus tree, then complete his merits and return home to be a happy immortal.
In the end…
Just a few days ago, a woman flew up to the moon. That's right, Wu Gang saw it clearly. She was dressed in white and was flying in the air. Her figure was so graceful that Wu Gang almost thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. What was worse was that her appearance was absolutely devastatingly beautiful! Wu Gang could guarantee this with his life! Even though pigs were extremely beautiful in his eyes now…
Alright, the originally silent moon suddenly had a beautiful neighbor. Wu Gang could no longer hold it in. However, when he thought about how the Sky Official had received the beautiful woman and set up a beautiful palace for her to live in, Wu Gang knew that this woman had a backer! It was far from what he, an unlucky fellow who had been exiled here to atone for his sins, could compare to. At the very least, he lived in a broken tent.
However, after thousands of years of loneliness and the beauty beside him, Wu Gang finally couldn't hold it in anymore. After confirming that no one had come to the Moon Palace to see the beauty for 3,500 years, he decided to visit his neighbor today!
After putting away the axe, Wu Gang fixed his hair and appearance. He thought that he had the most handsome hairstyle in a thousand years, and then he walked to the Moon Palace.
However, the closer he got, the more terrified Wu Gang became. His originally generous visit gradually became tiptoeing, climbing over the courtyard wall, tiptoeing to climb through the window...
Looking through the window, Yi Xi could see a woman sitting in a bathtub and gently washing her arms behind a curtain in the room…This thousand-year-old otaku finally couldn't take it anymore…His nose felt hot, and two streams of blood flowed down.
Just as Wu Gang's heart was burning with excitement, he suddenly felt a gust of hot air coming from the side. He turned around abruptly and saw a rabbit on the window! The rabbit stared at him with bloodshot eyes, as if to say,""I caught you!"
Wu Gang was shocked. His beautiful neighbor had an extraordinary background. He did not want to be tricked by Emperor Yan again because of his peeping! Thinking of the days when he had been chopping osmanthus trees for thousands of years, Wu Gang suddenly felt a surge of anger and slapped him.
Puff!
The rabbit was slapped off the balcony by this fellow and fell to the ground, dead!
The moment the rabbit died, Wu Gang's mind suddenly cleared up. Only then did he remember that there were only two people and one rabbit on the damn moon!
Jade Rabbit was dead. If it wasn't Chang'e, it was him! Did he even need his brain to think about this?
Thinking of this, Wu Gang was anxious. If this matter was exposed, he would probably have to cut down the laurel tree for thousands of years. The more he thought about it, the more afraid he was. At this moment, a cold but extremely pleasant voice came from the house,"Yu 'Er, where are you?"
Wu Gang knew that if he didn't think of a way, he would be finished! With a flash of inspiration, he took out a strange flag and thought,""I didn't expect to use the flag that Old Lord gave me on a rabbit…Sigh, what a waste!”，The flag covered the jade rabbit. Then, Wu Gang cast a spell to capture the soul from afar!
On Earth in the 21st century, Qin Shou beat a terrified foreign man to death with one swing of his club. He shouted with a ferocious but relieved expression,"Haha…Damn it, I finally got my revenge!”
Almost at the same time, a few gunshots rang out. A group of black men shot Qin Shou to the ground!
Qin Shou was still laughing until his death.
No one noticed that the moment Qin Shou's soul left his body, it was swept away by an unknown force. At the same time, a drop of blood was swept away…
"What is this place?" Qin Shou looked around in confusion. However, his surroundings were all white and he could not see much. He seemed to be moving at high speed in a pipe, but it also seemed to be still. This was a strange space.
At this moment, a golden light spot caught up from behind. Qin Shou looked at the trajectory of the golden light spot and exclaimed,"F * ck! Don't come over to me, damn it, don't you know how to f * cking look at cars? Take the overtaking lane, I'm stepping on the brakes, slow down…"
Boom!
In the end, Qin Shou was hit by the golden speck of light and fainted again.
"F * ck, why does my whole body hurt so much!”Qin Shou shook his head. He felt like his body was about to fall apart. Then, he suddenly realized something and said,"Something's wrong!" Didn't I die? Why did he come back to life? Did I get saved?"
Just as Qin Shou's mind was running wild, he felt a pain in his ear. Then, his body was lifted up.
"F * ck! Who the f * ck pulled my ear! Let go, it hurts!" Qin Shou opened his mouth to curse, but when the words reached his mouth, they turned into strange squeaking sounds. No matter how Qin Shou heard it, it sounded familiar. Wasn't this the sound of a rabbit? What was going on? He subconsciously reached out to scratch his head, but to his shock, he did not raise his hand. Instead, it was a furry claw! The heart of the claw was pink and tender. It was definitely the claw of a noble pet!
Just as Qin Shou's mind went blank, a voice that was pleasant to the ear but extremely out of place sounded beside his ear."Yu 'Er, you stupid rabbit. Why didn't you stay at home and wait for a shower? Do you want a beating?"
"F * ck, whose seductive woman? So fierce?" Qin Shou's colleague, who had such a thought in his mind, was forced to turn his gaze away. Then…he saw a majestic scene! Then, he was hugged into the other party's arms!
At that moment, Qin Shou closed his eyes, and there was only one word in his heart-awesome!
"F * ck, is this a woman's chest? It was indeed comfortable and soft, more comfortable than any Simmons! F * ck, the revenge from his previous life had been avenged. It was time for his parents to rest in peace. " Although I've become a rabbit in this life, I'm still a pet rabbit. I don't have to worry about food and clothing. I can eat and sleep well. It doesn't seem too bad…Moreover, I have such a comfortable bed to lie on, hehe…" Qin Shou had always been a very open-minded person. Furthermore, as a standard 21st-century novel fan, his ability to accept things like transmigration, reincarnation, and rebirth was so strong that it was almost abnormal.
This fellow quickly adapted to his new identity. He stretched out his claws and generously pressed on the other party's chest twice. Qin Shou felt like he had fainted from happiness.
At this moment, Qin Shou suddenly thought of a problem."Those with good figures and voices are generally not good looking! What if his master was a dinosaur?”
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