Wu Gang gulped again. Seeing Qin Shou take out another mooncake, he said angrily,"Alright, stop eating! I'm eating, I'm done! I'm teaching you magic, right? No problem! Give me the mooncakes first!"
Qin Shou was instantly amused when he heard that." Tell me first, what divine art are you going to teach me?" Can you defeat the Jade Emperor?"
"If I had that divine power, would I still be chopping trees here? He would have long gone to be a jade…Bah, bah, bah, the words of a child are unquestionable.”
"You're about to become an old demon, yet you still dare to speak like a child. Your face is more shameless than a pearl.”
Sure enough, Wu Gang became much gentler in the next moment, giving Qin Shou goosebumps. He quickly threw the interspatial bag over and said,""You should continue staring at me.”
Wu Gang took the interspatial bag and took out a mooncake. After smelling it, he broke a piece and ate it. He raised his eyebrows and said,"It tastes really good. Rabbit, your life is better than mine. There are beautiful women looking at you and delicious food to eat. To be honest, you should be thanking me.”
"Forget it. I'm in another world. I'm a powerful figure. A beauty like Chang'e is worth 3,000! Three thousand beauties in the harem, that's me, Uncle Rabbit! "I can eat whatever I want…Who knew that I would be brought here by a prodigal child like you? Life is tough…" After Qin Shou boasted, he began to cry about his poverty.
Wu Gang had long understood this guy's character. Nine out of ten sentences were fake, and the remaining sentence was bullsh * t! He was talking about this damned rabbit!
Wu Gang kept his interspatial bag and continued cutting down trees.
Qin Shou couldn't understand." F * ck, Old Rou, do you have to be so diligent?"!”
"What do you know!" Wu Gang said. The moon is so big today. Not only does the moon palace have a projection, but I also have a projection! It's fine if I'm usually sneaky, but today, everyone in the world is watching. If I'm caught and reported to Fire Cloud Palace, Emperor Yan might think of something to torture me.”
"Like I said, you're not usually this diligent."”
"Alright, you brat, hurry up and get lost. The spell I passed to you is in this piece of bark. Go back and comprehend it yourself. Get lost quickly. If the projected spell falls and you're found here, it'll be troublesome.”Wu Gang urged.
Qin Shou hurriedly kept the tree bark and left. There was no jade on the moon to store information. Using the bark of the Osmanthus Tree King to store information could be considered Wu Gang's craftsmanship. Qin Shou had tried it before, so he was naturally not unfamiliar with it.
He ran back excitedly, only to see Chang'e standing there with her hands on her hips facing his toilet bowl. She had an unhappy look on her face!
"What are you doing?" Qin Shou hurriedly ran over. What are you doing? Are you going to eat it?”
"Get lost! Your toilet bowl is too lousy. It's actually blocked after water is poured in. You still have the cheek to give this thing away?”Chang'e asked.
Qin Shou looked into the toilet bowl and realized that it was really blocked. However, what were the black dregs inside?
"I tried to make a new snack, but I failed…" Chang'e blushed.
Qin Shou revealed an expression as if he had expected it and said,""This is a little troublesome, but it can't stop me!”
Qin Shou immediately ran away. Not long after, he took a stick. In front of the stick was a semi-circular fruit peel.
"What are you doing?" Chang'e asked.
Qin Shou said," Poking the toilet bowl. This is my invention. It's made by perfectly combining the skin of the chicken fruit with a stick. It can produce…Forget it, you won't understand even if I explain it to you." In short, it could open the toilet.”
After Qin Shou finished speaking, he jumped onto the toilet bowl and stood on it. He inserted the cork into it and started fiddling with it.
At this moment, a spell light descended…
Qin Shou raised his head and asked curiously,""What is this?"
"Spiritual Projection…" Chang'e replied awkwardly.
" What?!" Qin Shou's forehead was instantly filled with black lines. Wouldn't his glorious image be completely ruined? However, very soon, Qin Shou displayed the spirit of giving up. It was just a projection anyway, so what could he see? If anyone asks me what I'm doing…Hmm…I'm making medicine! That's right, he was pounding medicine!
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At the same time, in the Earth Immortal Realm, with the arrival of the Mid-Autumn Festival, all the countries were celebrating. Whether it was humans, demons, or ghosts, all of them were celebrating with lanterns and streamers. There were many more good dishes on the table. There were many good people at the yao's table…cough cough…
In any case, even if it was chaotic, they were all very happy.
In a small alley, a child suddenly shouted,""Look, Grandpa, look at the moon. Is that a jade rabbit? What is he doing?"
The grandfather also looked up and frowned. In the past, he had seen the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival many times, but the shadow back then was just a beautiful fairy holding a rabbit and sitting there, admiring her beauty.
He still remembered that this silhouette had charmed the entire city and even the souls of all men in the country. Chang'e had also become the dream lover of countless men. Unfortunately, no one had seen her true appearance. There were many legends about her, but no one knew which one was true.
Today, he realized that this rabbit was indeed different from before. It was actually standing on a big jar and poking it with a stick. He really couldn't figure it out.
At this moment, the little girl from the Lin family shouted,"Brother Azhen is so stupid. That bucket looks very similar to our stone mortar. And that stick, could it be the stone pestle used to pound medicine?”
"You're the stupid one. My father said that immortals use gold, silver, and jade. Why would they use things made of stone?”The two kids started fighting.
The old man patted his head. Why do you think this jade rabbit is pounding medicine? Is Chang'e sick?"
"Dad, don't talk nonsense. Chang'e is a god, how could she be sick? I heard that Fairy Chang'e took an immortal pill to ascend. Do you think Rabbit is concocting an elixir of immortality?”the old man's son said.
After that, the family had different opinions. Gradually, the noise window opened. One spread to ten, ten spread to a hundred. Finally, the rumor of the jade rabbit pounding the immortal medicine spread like wildfire.
At this moment, Qin Shou, who was focused on cleaning the toilet bowl, naturally did not know that he had already advanced to a super rabbit that had mastered the secret of immortality! It was almost as good as Tang Sanzang's meat…
No matter what, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival passed by peacefully.
The Mid-Autumn Festival was a festival in the mortal world. Even if the immortals wanted to celebrate it, they would go down to the lower realm. They would change their image and blend into the people. The heavens did not organize large-scale events. Of course, he could forget about being a celestial being. The Jade Emperor's request for leave was not easy to obtain.
It was not easy to unblock the toilet, and the light from the projection had also moved away. Qin Shou guessed that it was most likely to shine on that miserable man, Wu Gang.# Daguan Review Passed: Daguan Time:053201810:17AM
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