When the two of them came out, everyone's gaze gathered on them.
Although he didn't know what happened inside, he could tell that the two of them looked refreshed.
"Brother, be careful in the future…" He Hao said sincerely.
He Jiong,"
..."”Chen He smiled awkwardly. He changed his pants and threw away his magic mirror. He glanced around and saw He Hao lying on the summer sleeping mat. He ran over to greet him."Brother, you look unfamiliar. Could you be a permanent guest?"”
"Yes!" He Hao nodded.
Chen He wanted to chat with He Hao, but he could only give up when he saw He Hao closing his eyes like a salted fish.
However…his
eyes were looking in the direction of the stove, but Chen He found that there was no such thing!
"Teacher Huang, the ingredients you prepared don't look like Buddha jumps over the wall!”Chen He, who had run to Huang Lei's side impatiently, asked.
"Let's have a farmhouse meal at noon and Buddha jumps over the wall at night.”Huang Lei picked the vegetables and said helplessly.
"There should be one at noon and one at night!”Chen He mumbled.
"Don't dance at noon. Eat some farmhouse food. It's too greasy and not good for your health.”Huang Lei replied.
"A little jump at noon and a big jump at night.”Chen He's eyes were filled with anticipation.
"
Hehe, if you eat like this, you'll definitely have high blood pressure, high blood fat, and high blood sugar when you get older.”Huang Lei advised earnestly.
"Teacher Huang, let's eat. You can't be too rational. You have to be emotional. When you eat, you should be emotional.”Chen He danced excitedly.
Huang Lei was speechless
.
I can't f * cking win, can I?
Since the other party had suggested it, he could only do as he was told.
Huang Lei ran to the director's side and asked,"Abalone, Sichuan pepper, beef tendon, ham, hoof tips, shiitake mushrooms, fried pork slices, bamboo shoots, how much are these ingredients?”
The director took out his computer and started to operate like a tiger.
"A total of 9827 pieces of corn!”
He Jiong and Liu Xianhua trembled as they listened.
They hurriedly surrounded him!
"How much?"
"9827 pieces of corn!" the director said with a smile.
"We have 10,000 grains of corn in our field?”He Jiong asked leisurely.
"Yes!" The director's answer was very certain.
In the end, Huang Lei had an idea and said,"Why don't we change the ingredients?”
He pondered for a long time.
Huang Lei gave the final answer."Pepper, meat skin, prawns, quail eggs, fungus, dried scallops, ribs, and half a chicken! It would be perfect to pick some mushrooms on the mountain later!”
"3245!" The director clicked his tongue.
Everyone's faces were filled with pain!
More than three thousand!
How long would it take to repay such a heavy debt?!
However, this was already the simplest version of Buddha Jumps Over The Wall Soup. There was no way to continue cutting and replacing the ingredients.
Seeing that everyone was about to agree, He Hao hurried over.
If he really had to bear such a heavy debt, how could he be alone when it came to splitting corn?
"Wait!" He Hao shouted.
The director's hand that was holding the computer trembled.
Could it be that this kid was going to cause trouble again?!
He Hao pondered for two seconds before reciting a poem:
"There is true love in the world. The director is very handsome!
Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can't it be cheaper?”
Everyone: "???"
F * ck!
So wet!
So wet!
This horse patting was of a high standard!
The director was delighted to hear that. He said happily,"Sure, then…"
However, before he could finish his sentence, He Hao interrupted him.
"Why do we have to know each other? You must cut me thirty!"”
The director was about to nod.
He Hao's mouth didn't stop.
"If the spring breeze doesn't cross Jade Gate Pass, why don't we reduce it by 330?”
The director's eyes almost popped out!
F * ck you!
You have a red mouth and white teeth. You want to lose 330 points just by opening and closing your mouth?
Do you think you can do whatever you want just because you're cultured?!
He Hao continued,"Two yellow orioles singing in the green willows. How about we reduce it by 990?”
The director was dumbfounded.
"If the heavens have feelings, the heavens will also grow old. How about a thousand pieces of corn?”
"A thousand grains of corn is still expensive!”
"Stop, stop, stop!" the director shouted.
He was afraid that He Hao would continue to talk. Not only would he wipe out the debt, but he would also make the production team owe them.
He didn't doubt Hao's strength at all.
"Director, I'm in the mood for poetry. Don't stop me!”He Hao said unhappily. Then, he opened his mouth and prepared to recite a poem.
The director was about to cry.
Boss, take back your divine power!
I'm scared!
I'm freaking scared!
Can it work?
"One thousand! Only 1,000!" The director's voice was firm and resolute."Before the sun sets today, we must bring back the corn corn!”
He Hao clicked his tongue and could only give up.
He Hao, He Jiong, Huang Lei, and Liu Xianhua looked at each other. Clearly, they were thinking the same thing.
Chen He could feel the four people's gazes on him. He immediately took a few steps back and pulled on his pants. He panicked."I…I don't need to change my pants!"”
Everyone: "…"
Just how much of a psychological trauma did Liu Xianhua cause you?
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