The next day.
Everyone woke up one after another.
He Hao naturally got up with the others. After washing up, he drank a cup of milk and sat there in a daze.
Being a salted fish was an attitude towards life, not a habit.
The landline suddenly rang.
He Hao strolled over to answer the call.
"Hello?"
"Is this the mushroom house?" With a voice changer installed, it was impossible to tell whether it was a man or a woman. Moreover, they were speaking in a dialect.
"Yes, sir!"
"I'm a guest today. The program team said that I can order as I please?”
"Yes!"
"I want a meat and vegetable combination. Ten dishes. The first one is..."
"Wait!" He Hao hurriedly pressed the pause button.
"What's wrong?" The other party asked.
"What was your first question?”He Hao asked with a fake smile.
"Is this the mushroom house?" The other party recalled and said.
"No!"
Pa!
With the speed of a single person for twenty years, he hung up the phone very quickly!
The director was speechless.
The guest was speechless.
The sun had risen.
It was time to go out and bask in the sun!
He Hao strolled out slowly.
He Jiong, who was chatting, stopped." Ah Hao, I heard the phone ring just now. Was it a call from a guest?”
"Yes, sir!"
"What did they order?"
"I didn't give him a chance!" He Hao lay on the chair proudly." She wants to order ten dishes at once. How can I spoil her?" He died on the spot!"
Huang Lei laughed like a pig.
He Jiong facepalmed." Ah Hao, since you're a guest, you have to treat us warmly! How could you…"
Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding!
The phone rang again.
"Ah Hao, answer the phone and take down the customer's menu.”He Jiong gave He Hao a chance to salvage the situation.
He Hao didn't want to embarrass his brother, so he slowly walked into the house and picked up the phone.
"Liar, how can you lie? The staff said that this was the phone number of the mushroom house!”The other party said aggrievedly.
"I was just giving you a warning. Remember, coming to our mushroom house as a guest is not to see what dishes you order, but to see what dishes I can cook!”He Hao said domineeringly.
The director: "???"
The staff: "???"
Dumbfounded!
He was completely stunned!
It felt like this show wouldn't last for a season!
With this little bit of coquettish talk, if he met a celebrity with a bad temper, he would probably turn around and leave!
"I don't care. I want to order ten dishes!”The other party was very persistent.
He Hao lowered his head and admitted defeat.
"Tell me, I'll remember!"
"Alright, remember this!" The other party said happily," Stir-fried peanuts with green onions, stir-fried fragrant ploughing with lugao, dried chrysanthemum soup, rock sugar maggie mixed with profits and taxes, thousand-layer oil cake, school bag wonderful line, wheat, soy sauce rice, Uncle Ba sweet potato, boiled in salt water, stir-fried carrot mountain.”
He Hao: "???"
Am I hallucinating?
I've been in the country for so many years, but I only know soy sauce rice and thousand-layer oil cake!
He Hao wanted to check again, but the other party hung up in a hurry.
Can I call back from the landline?
Probably…not?
Forget it!
He Hao wrote down the menu according to his memory.
Then, he walked out with heavy steps.
"Ah Hao, what dishes did the guests order?”Huang Lei asked with a smile.
He Hao handed the menu to Huang Lei with a heavy tone." Teacher Huang, ten dishes and soy sauce rice. I've already memorized them. Today…you have to work hard!"”
"Isn't it just ten dishes? " I…" When Huang Lei saw the dishes on the menu, his smile gradually disappeared. He was even a little flustered.
There were some dishes that he had never heard of, and he had never tried to match them with those that he had heard of!
Could it be that I, Little Chef Huang, am outdated?
The key was…the wonderful lines of the bag!
Was this a f * cking dish?
And…fried carrot hill!
The most wonderful thing was the word 'mountain'!
How big was this mountain?
Huang Lei had the urge to leave…
He Jiong came over. After taking a look, he was also dumbfounded.
"Are you sure this is the menu that the customer ordered?”He Jiong's mouth twitched.
"Absolutely!" He Hao nodded solemnly.
The two refused to believe it and asked Ho Hao's VJ, Zhao Fei, to replay the video…
After reading it, the two of them were completely silent.
Let's split up!
Let's go back to Gao Laozhuang!
The show really couldn't go on anymore!
Liu Xianhua had just come out of the toilet and felt the strange atmosphere. He giggled and said," Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Brother Ritian, what's wrong?”
Liu Xianhua picked up the menu on the summer sleeping mat, glanced at it, and muttered to himself," Stir-fried fragrant lotus root with spring onions, stir-fried dried wormwood, chrysanthemum leaf egg soup, water chestnut water with rock sugar, thousand-layer oil cake, vegetarian celery, shumai, soy sauce rice, shredded sweet potato, salted peanuts, stir-fried shredded carrots. Teacher Huang, today's food is so sumptuous!”
Everyone was shocked!
F * ck you!
How could it be translated like this?
However…it seemed like the correct answer!
"Big Light, say it again!" Huang Lei grabbed onto his life-saving straw.
Liu Xianhua repeated.
The smile returned to Huang Lei's face.
"No wonder I heard it so strangely just now. So that's why. Big Hua, your Chinese is not bad.”
"Of course!" Liu Xianhua said proudly," My Chinese teacher said that I'm very talented.”
Everyone nodded emotionally.
Liu Xianhua ran to He Hao's side." Ritian Bro, look, Mr. Huang and Mr. He praised my Chinese! Then I'm not wrong! That word wasn't Hao, it was Ritian! He Ritian!"
He Hao's eyes began to search around.
"Brother Ritian, what are you looking for?" Liu Xianhua asked curiously.
"Look for my 40-meter-long saber!”He Hao said faintly.
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