After taking care of the three players who had fallen to the ground and looting their items, Lin Ke-er found a car and brought her teammates to the next safe zone because the safe zone was quite far away.
On this cheerful racing road, the two idle teammates who only knew how to shout 666 kept asking questions.
"Seriously, goddess, are you a streamer?”
"To be honest, it would be a waste of your talent if you didn't become a streamer.”
……
Lin Ke-er was very cold and aloof, and she directly ignored their questions.
The two curious people thought of Daimei's familiar voice and decided to play with the fish.
When he looked at it, he saw that Daimei was live-streaming, and the two of them were live-streaming.
"F * ck, I'm actually on TV!？“
"Oh my god, no wonder your voice is so familiar. So you're the old woman herself.”
"What's wrong?" Are you regretting talking to me like that now?”
"What are you regretting? I've wanted to complain about you for a long time. Why are your breasts so flat?”
The bold teammate threw out a bold question. When the bold girl heard this bold question, her expression changed.
For a moment, the situation was…very awkward.
In this awkward atmosphere, Lin Ke-er came out to help. She pouted and said,"Your words are too lacking.”
"Is it your place to complain about our old woman? This is really too much."
"From now on, I'm the only one who can complain about Daimei. Does everyone have any objections?”
……
"No objections, no objections. Lolita is always right!”
"Little loli, please complain about this stupid girl!”
"Everyone, quiet down.”
"The bench is ready. Please complain to your heart's content.”
After gaining the approval of her fans, Lin Ke-er gave a look to Daomei.
Daimei tacitly agreed and didn't refuse. She also wanted to hear the legendary high-level ridicule.
Usually, her fickle netizens would complain about her as an " old woman "," flat-chested ", and so on. Daimei's head hurt from listening to them. Now that the little loli had volunteered herself, she was willing to give up and let her be.
Lin Ke-er had nothing else to say when she saw Daimei indulging her.
She mulled it over for a moment and threw a smirk at the camera.
Then, a well-known limerick spread to everyone's ears…
"Alright, little brothers and sisters, although I'm not very knowledgeable, I'll write a poem for you. Since we're fated, please listen carefully!“
"Old woman, flat-chested, why do you have the face to do a live broadcast? It's useless even if you stuff watermelons in your mouth.“
"Old virgin, terrible voice, the whole audience will go crazy when she sings, and she will never have a boyfriend.”
"Poor technique, low awareness, no matter how strong your teammates are, it's useless.”
"Pretending to be a loli, lying to her teammates, and pretending to be cute in the voice chat. Who knew that she was an old widow.”
" Live broadcast? You don't know how to count. You don't have an audience to give you gifts. Who asked you to be a bumpkin?"“
"Listen to what you have to say and turn off the live broadcast. From now on, I'll turn the fish into a pure land and go home to plant sweet potatoes in peace.”
……
An extremely cute loli voice and a catchy limerick.
None of the netizens present had ever heard of such a high-level black scene!
The audience in the live broadcast room immediately got excited.
"This Bo Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, Di Hua Zhixiu, Creation God Zhongxiu!”
"Student Chen Duxiu, please sit down and stop showing off!”
"So wet, so wet, rhyme from beginning to end!"
"If there were lolis in the Tang Dynasty, how many ancient poems would there be?”
"Applause, applause, this limerick is making my stomach hurt!”
"It's the same nine-year duty, but why are you so outstanding, Loli?”
"This show is making my scalp tingle."
"I'll give you 99 points for this round of ridicule. I'm afraid you'll be proud if I give you less than 1 point.”
……
As for the silly girl.
She looked at Lin Ke-er with a face full of despair. There was only the sound of regret in her heart.
Why was he so curious?
Lin Ke-er playfully stuck out her tongue at Daimei, her face full of innocence.
It was as if he was saying that this was what he wanted him to say. He couldn't possibly be calculative with a little loli like him, right?
Amidst the laughter, the four of them soon arrived at the first wave of the safe zone.
……
Meanwhile, on the other side of the desert map.
In Pika City.
Countless players 'bullets pierced through the air and shot at the enemies. Pika City was filled with the sound of gunfire.
Bang!
Bang!
7.62 The bullets streaked across the heads of the two unlucky fellows and they died on the spot.
After headshotting the two fleeing players, 17shou was satisfied.
"Very good, I killed another one. The feel of this one is too good. It's impossible not to get chicken dinner this time!”
"With these people's skills, they still dare to jump out of the pickup truck. They're really sending their heads to me!”
17shou, who was talking to himself, jumped up and down. He looked at the corpse on the ground and his heart swelled.
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