The audience began to laugh.
"I'll come in too…I'll bring you lunch!"”
"Why aren't you entering?"
"Hmph, I'm a spy in the police station!"”
Ye Han: " What's all this nonsense? It's a new era. We have to get down to business. Don't be so vain."
Guo Donglin: Yes, yes, I have the same idea. I'm thinking of helping Chinese football.
Ye Han,"Good idea!" This year was the World Cup.
Guo Donglin asked,"Brother Han, guess how I can help?"
[Ye Han: China's soccer team. No matter how you help them, it will be helpful.]
Guo Donglin: " Brother Han, the Huaxia soccer team didn't enter the World Cup this time. What should we do?"
Ye Han: " I have an idea. I guarantee that China's soccer team will definitely enter the World Cup next time and win the championship in one fell swoop."
Guo Donglin said," Oh, tell me about it. Don't talk about supplements for the kidneys…I've already used it, but it didn't work."
Ye Han: " What? Who said anything about the Chinese soccer team?" No need, they were rotten wood that could not be carved.
Guo Donglin: " Then…what do you have in mind? I'm all ears."
Ye Han,"I'll use the female table tennis players to participate. How about it?"
Guo Donglin: What? You're using female table tennis players to participate in the Men's Football World Cup? He had never heard of it. Would the Fifa agree to it?
Ye Han: " What do you know? The International Football Association can only control football. I'm using table tennis players. He can't control it!"
Guo Donglin: What are you talking about? Hey, what are you doing?
Ye Han took the Jingdong drum from the female assistant. You see, I will use the Tokyo Drum to broadcast the participation of the female table tennis players in the World Cup.
Guo Donglin: " This is new. I don't care if you get beaten up later."
Ye Han beat the drum, the red sun had just come out of the mountain, and half of the sky was on the court. Two more people from the Chinese team came…
Guo Donglin: How many?
Ye Han thought,"Eleven, an old lady. She's a coach…"
Guo Donglin introduced the team members.
Ye Han: Wang Nan is in her fifties this year.
Guo Donglin asked,"How old?"
Ye Han: 15 - 26 years old
Guo Donglin: Maybe he retired.
Ye Han,"Her daughter is following behind…"
Guo Donglin:
Ye Han,"No, it's a female team member!" They were all heroines, but Captain Wang Nan was not simple. He passed the ball with a racket…
Guo Donglin: Stop, handball foul!
Ye Han thought,"Who would use their feet if they can solve it with their hands?"
Guo Donglin:
Ye Han: " Look at this ball. It has a thin skin and a big filling. It has 18 folds. Goubuli's buns aren't that round. Zhang Yining wanted to make up for it and let Wang Nan rest for a while to smoke a cigarette. Wang Nan said," I raised my hand to shoot at the door. After shooting at the door, we can smoke…Hey!"
Guo Donglin: What are you talking about?
Ye Han,"How is it? With this, the Baxi team will completely rest."
Guo Donglin: " Of course you'll be beaten up. I'll beat you until you can't take care of yourself. Is that so reckless?"
Ye Han: " Um, then I won't help the soccer team. I'll use the Tianjin Express to broadcast the weather forecast."
Guo Donglin said,"Fine, you can do whatever you want. I'm listening."
Ye Han: " Assistant, bring me my Tianjin rapper."
Guo Donglin thought,"Ha, she's a female assistant."
Ye Han: " Nonsense, who's going to bring the man?"
Guo Donglin: " Don't be so cocky. It's starting. I'll broadcast the weather forecast with Tianjin Kuaiban."
Ye Han: "The bamboo planks are so thick. The snow mountain is as big as a flower. When I take a closer look, it's Goubuli steamed buns (za) falling from the sky."
Guo Donglin: " That's pure nonsense. It's snowing. Go on!"
Ye Han: " Sigh, this Tianjin Clipper really can't do the weather forecast. If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools. I want to use a guitar and pop songs to broadcast the weather forecast."
Guo Donglin: " Alright, assistant, give him the guitar."
Ye Han,"Hahaha, you have a female assistant too."
Guo Donglin: " Nonsense, I'm not gay. Continue!"
Ye Han took the guitar and strummed it a few times.
Guo Donglin: What, you were born to play cotton?
Ye Han played the guitar, intoxicated." Are you my favorite snow? Why don't you play? When I think of you, you won't play."
Guo Donglin: " Oh, it's an adaptation of 'Am I the One You Loved Most?' It's quite hot now, but it's cool after the snow."
PS, slight changes, because many of the lines in this crosstalk are no longer suitable, please forgive me.
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。