At this moment, Guo Donglin, who was riding a bicycle, appeared unsteadily.
Ye Han gave her a look and Yang Mi reluctantly shouted," I'm just passing by. I'm selling crutches. I'm selling crutches…"
Guo Donglin, who was riding the bicycle, turned the bicycle head unnaturally. He was affected by Yang Mi and turned a few times, almost falling down. He stopped the bicycle and said unhappily,
"Big sister, you know where I'm going. Why are you blindly commanding me?"
Guo Donglin spoke in a thick northeastern dialect, which amused most of the audience.
" Abducted, sold..." Yang Mi continued to shout.
Guo Donglin stopped his bicycle." Hey, hey, hey, big sister, who is the one who wants to kidnap and sell people in broad daylight?"”
Yang Mi pointed at Ye Han and said,"He…is abducting…no, selling crutches…"
"Oh my, is there still any law? There's actually someone abducting women.”
Guo Donglin locked his bicycle and walked to Ye Han.
"Big brother, what's with your eyes? I abducted her? Do you want it?"
Yang Mi, who was wearing the clothes of a middle-aged woman in the countryside, completely subverted her image at this time. She looked like a country bumpkin.
"No, big sister, tell me clearly. Is he trying to kidnap you? I'll call the police."
Guo Donglin said as he took out his phone, muttering, Selling people is illegal.
"Brother, he didn't kidnap me. Don't cause trouble.”Yang Mi shouted.
At this moment, Ye Han walked in front of Guo Donglin.""Big brother, don't talk. Let me assess your class.”
Guo Donglin put down his phone and raised his head."Sure, go ahead. I'm listening.”
"Big head, thick neck, either a rich man or a cook! Am I right?" Ye Han gestured at Guo Donglin's neck.
The audience burst into laughter.
Guo Degang, who was watching from the side, looked more and more gloomy. He had thought that he would win this time and that the works he had chosen were the best.
Meanwhile, the Shanghai Satellite TV executives backstage were overjoyed. From the viewership ratings and live audience feedback, this episode of " The Comedy Explosion " had reached a new height.
The program on the stage continued. The audience was already laughing out loud from the continuous jokes. Some people were holding back their laughter, afraid that they would miss their lines.
"The nerve compression in your leg has affected your brain cells. If you don't do it now, you'll be in a vegetative state in the future.”Ye Han made a realistic vegetative expression.
The scene was drowned out by laughter. Ye Han and the others had to wait for a minute to continue their performance.
Several judges were already laughing so hard that they were swaying on the judges 'seats. Song Dandan, who was already not funny, jumped up and stomped her feet.
Even Guo Degang and Yu Qian were laughing so hard that they bent over. Now, they no longer treated themselves as players, but as an ordinary audience to enjoy Ye Han and the other two's exquisite performances.
Feng Ku, who always had a serious expression on his face, turned red. He tried his best to restrain himself from laughing out loud. He even pinched his thigh to suppress himself.
On the field, Yang Mi was trying to persuade Guo Donglin not to fall for Ye Han's trick, but Guo Donglin's face was full of anger as he scolded,
"Big sister! Why are you so dirty! This is a discussion between patients. Why are you meddling in it?”
Immediately, Guo Donglin took out some money from his pocket and solemnly took the crutch from Ye Han's hand. He said to Ye Han with an extremely grateful expression,""Big brother, it's fate!"
"Hahaha…"
The audience couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing like a bomb.
After Yang Mi mumbled, Ye Han immediately exploded,"What bicycle? What bicycle did you say you wanted?"
"I didn't say I wanted a bicycle! I didn't say that!" Yang Mi argued for herself.
Guo Donglin, who was about to get on the bicycle with the crutch, put down his leg decisively. He staggered and pushed the bicycle over.
"Big brother, my legs, I'll say goodbye to bicycles in the future. This is for you, Big Brother."
Yang Mi leaned over and whispered to Guo Donglin,"Big brother, he's trying to trick you."
Guo Donglin was furious and said, You're cheating me! They were a couple who lived together. Why was the difference between them so big?!!
The audience burst into laughter again. The three people's realistic performance, superb lines, and humorous dialogue completely conquered the audience.
"Thank you." When Guo Donglin, who had walked far away, turned back to thank him.
Everyone stood up, applauded, and cheered.
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