Genius Comedy Master
36 General Patton

Ximen Siqu

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The production team of 'Party A, Party B' was quickly formed, and the audition for the actors had basically been completed.

Ge You's schedule was already full. He was filming " Kara is a Pig " and could not get away. Ye Han had decided to act in it herself. If it were anyone else, they would not be at ease.

As the director, Feng Dagang persuaded Wang Jun to increase the budget.

An entire tank company was pulled to the production team. This was also obtained by Wang Jun through a friend. It could only be filmed for three days.

When Ye Han went there, she found these tanks. This was the scene they were going to shoot today. After filming, the military people would drive back.

Ying Zhuang, who was acting as the bookstore owner, was already sitting in front of the camera.

"Xiao Ye, look, should we change the lines and make him exaggerate a little more?”

Feng Dagang said to Ye Han.

"No, if you exaggerate any further, it will become comical.”Ye Han said.

"Alright, I'll listen to you. Actors, get ready. All departments, get ready.”

Feng Dagang shouted.

Ye Han was looking at the camera. Ying Zhuang excitedly patted the shoulder of the bookstore staff and said,

"Keep an eye on him for a while. This bro is going to realize a dream today.”

With that, he walked into a small room in the bookstore to change his clothes.

When he came out, he was already dressed in military attire. He was wearing a boat-shaped hat on his head, and the four stars on his arms were shining. He was wearing high combat boots and had a big cigar in his mouth.

"Go, hurry up and GO."

After getting into the green jeep, Ying Zhuang ordered Feng Dagang and Ye Han.

"Yes, yes, sir!" The actor, Wang Xiaoming, was driving.

The green jeep was also speeding in the empty space. Beside it were two cameras following along the track.

In the wind, Ye Han complained loudly to Ying Zhuang,""General, we haven't had ice cream for a week, and Coca-Cola isn't the original. The chewing gum we were chewing on was sold to the belgian tyrants by the bad guys in Antwerp. My mouth is so smelly that I can't even kiss the Bary girls who welcomed us.”

"F * ck! I'm going to send those sons of b * tches to the military court. Ike, send a telegram to Marshall in my name. If the logistics supplies don't come soon, we won't march into Bari!”

Ying Zhuang spat fiercely with a cigar in his mouth.

" General, we have to follow the orders of the Commander-in-Chief of the Alliance Army and move the troops to point H, otherwise..." Feng Dagang said loudly.

"Thomas, don't care about the orders from the headquarters. Those sons of bitches only know how to sit on the soft sofa and give orders. What about our chewing gum? Send a telegram to tell the headquarters that it's fine if Bary is liberated a little later. It might be better to let the people of Farucci temper themselves in the flames of war.”

Ying Zhuang flicked the cigarette ash with his middle finger and arrogantly looked to the side. When he saw the camera truck, he hurriedly tidied his military uniform.

Wang Xiaoming slammed on the brakes, and the three people in the back seat smashed into him like a pile of potatoes.

Looking up, there was a roadblock in front of them. Seven to eight soldiers dressed in the uniform of the alliance army were inspecting the passing vehicles under the lead of a captain.

Wang Baoqiang was the captain. He stopped the car with one hand."Get out of the car to check. There have been too many agents pretending to be allies to spy on the military these past few days. No one is an exception.”

Ying Zhuang, who was pointed at, stared at Wang Baoqiang. He took off the boat hat on his head and lit his cigar again after getting out of the car.

Then, he took the boat-shaped hat and patted the license plate a few times. The number on the license plate that was covered by dust appeared: sb0001。

"I'm sorry, sir!" When Wang Baoqiang saw the license plate, he was so scared that he stood at attention. The other soldiers also saluted.

"What's your name?" Ying Zhuang walked over amiably.

"Sir, my name is Ma Ke." Wang Baoqiang looked at the blue sky road and did not dare to look at the legendary general in front of him. His feet were trembling.

"Uh-huh, where is your hometown?”Ying Zhuang enjoyed this feeling very much.

"Sir, my hometown is in Texas.”

"The Texas braised chicken tastes good."

"Sir, it's Texas. There's no braised chicken there, only Texas hold 'em.”

"There will be braised chicken. There will be after the war ends. Let us go over. Hurry up. If you're one step late, I'll shoot you!”

After being ridiculed, Ying Zhuang was instantly furious.

"Sir, we can go over now.”Wang Baoqiang stood straight.

"Humph."

Ying Zhuang took the command whip and got into the jeep. The jeep passed through the roadblock and left.

This line was done in one go. The Texas braised chicken that the actor added at the last minute was also not bad.

Ye Han was very satisfied. Not far ahead was another studio that was prepared for a military meeting.

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