Genius Comedy Master
50 Dissing the whole mobilization

Ximen Siqu

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"Master Xing's white hair is getting more and more. My heart aches.”

"Comedies are so brain-burning.”

"I'm just curious. What right does this Ye Han have? Even Master Xing is here.”

At the venue, Zhou Xingxing started to chat with Ye Han in his slightly broken Mandarin.

"Congratulations, Mr. Ye. Every generation has a talented person. Mr. Ye is such a talent.”

"Mr. Zhou, you flatter me. You're the one who's too high to reach. Many people get cervical vertebra disease.”

Ye Han pointed at her spine, which made Zhou Xingxing laugh. He was a comedy, but he rarely laughed in reality.

The audience burst into laughter.

"Mr. Ye, I appreciate your performance very much. If there's a chance, let's work together in the future.”

Zhou Xingxing said to Ye Han while holding the trophy.

"Sir Xing, can you give me the trophy first before we talk about cooperation?”

Ye Han pointed at the trophy in his arms.

" Hahahaha…" The audience burst into laughter.

"Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Ye. I thought this trophy was mine.”Zhou Xingxing smiled and handed the trophy to Ye Han.

"It looks heavy, so it must be very reassuring to hold it. This is made of pure gold, right?”

Ye Han took the trophy and teased the host, Wu Xiubo.

"I don't know about that. Is the production team that generous?”Wu Xiubo pretended to be surprised.

"No matter how I look at it, it looks like it's made of stainless steel.”Zhou Xingxing glanced at it.

"Let me test it by hand. The identification is complete. It's ceramic.”

Ye Han touched the trophy and continued teasing.

"Not bad, Mr. Ye. I haven't won any trophy yet. Can you give this to me as a souvenir?”Zhou Xingxing said with a smile.

"No, I would rather lose my virginity than lose this…this piece of porcelain.”

Ye Han's serious look made Zhou Xingxing laugh out loud.

The awards ceremony ended in a cheerful atmosphere. This season's " Comedy Explosion " had achieved unprecedented success.

While they were resting backstage and preparing for the celebratory feast, Zhou Xingxing and Ye Han started chatting about comedy.

Zhou Xingxing told Ye Han that he was preparing a nonsensical movie, but he had been preparing for three years and still could not make any progress.

"I want to ask you to give me some advice. I won't treat you unfairly.”

Zhou Xingxing took out an outline of a concept. Ye Han looked at it and it seemed to be a Ming Dynasty drama, but it was indeed not very good.

Ye Han searched through the works in her mind and quickly locked onto one. However, it was still too early, so Ye Han told Zhou Xingxing that she couldn't leave now and would work with him next year.

Zhou Xingxing was very regretful, but he could only accept it.

At the celebration party, there were a lot of guests. Almost half of the entertainment industry had come.

Those big shots came over to toast Ye Han one by one. Ye Han, who thought she could hold her liquor, did not refuse and was soon drunk.

With the help of several assistants, Ye Han was carried into the presidential suite of the hotel.

When she woke up, it was already the afternoon of the next day. Looking at the ceiling, Ye Han could only remember the award ceremony. She could not remember anything else. She had lost her memory!

Damn it, what if he spoke nonsense or…Ye Han shuddered at the thought of this.

Ye Han had a terrible headache. It was the same when she transmigrated. Comedy works kept appearing in her mind. A metallic voice said to him,[Ding-dong. Mission: Prepare for the Dissing General Mobilisation. The system will reward you for ten successful episodes.]”

"System?" Ye Han said in surprise. It was too late!

" Host, the Genius Comedy Master System has been activated. Mission: Prepare to complain, reward…"

"Didn't you say it just now? What reward do I want to know? There should also be a novice gift bag, right?”Ye Han was talking to the system subconsciously.

"I've already given you the Newbie Gift Pack. Otherwise, how could you win the championship?”

"The script and comedy acting skills in my mind are also part of the novice gift bag?”

"Yes, you ask too much." the system said coldly.

"Complain? I don't have a script!" Ye Han was puzzled.

"There is. Just think about it. Remember, the system doesn't appear often. Just do your job well. The key is to complete the mission. If you can't complete it, the system will automatically untie you.”

The system disappeared instantly after saying that. Ye Han's headache also disappeared instantly.

After the hangover, Ye Han's stomach was very uncomfortable. She decided to get up and look for something to eat. Although she had no appetite at all, she still had to eat a little. Otherwise, her stomach would be hurt.

Complain the whole mobilization? What the hell? In this world, there weren't any trash talk shows, but in his previous life, there was a variety show like the trash talk show that was popular all over the country.

Ye Han used her mind to open the scripts. As expected, there were some. She hurriedly checked them and realized that many of them were scripts from the previous life's ridicule meeting. There were also some that had to be improvised, but they provided some methods and ideas to ridicule.

This was not bad. Ye Han was a little happy. After she got up, she opened the window. It was clear outside, the sun was shining, and the clouds were white.

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