Li Yunhao put his hand on Li Xiuning's shoulder and stood in a safe place, looking at the tens of thousands of arrows flying up from outside the city wall.
Li Xiuning leaned her head on Li Yunhao's shoulder.
In the night sky, apart from seeing the enemy's arrows attacking the city, one could also look up at the dazzling starry sky in the desert.
Li Yunhao pinched Li Xiuning in the dark and smiled evilly.
"I don't think we've tried it on the city tower before.”
Li Xiuning was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to say anything. Li Yunhao saw that she didn't make a sound and started to fight. He did what he wanted to do without hesitation.
Li Yunhao and Li Xiuning were the only ones within 100 meters. The soldiers closest to them were hiding behind the city wall 100 meters away from the enemy's arrows.
Li Yunhao lifted the lower half of Li Xiuning's armor and began to fiddle with her.
Li Xiuning couldn't help but sigh. She secretly sighed that Li Yunhao, this bad guy, had too much energy…
The scarecrows on the city wall were filled with arrows. The soldiers wore full-body armor and went out to change the scarecrows. They did not notice the discordant sounds from Li Yunhao and Li Xiuning.
Half an hour later, Chai Shao's arrows had stopped firing.
Li Yunhao had yet to give up.
Li Xiuning bit a handkerchief in her mouth to prevent herself from making too much noise.
"Yun... Hao, let's go back and deal with it. Chai Shao is about to attack the city.”
Li Yunhao was in high spirits." There's no hurry. We'll go over when he starts shouting."”
"We have plenty of time. The soldiers over there are about to attack." Li Xiu Ning pleaded in a low voice.”
The soldiers 100 meters away from Li Yunhao were about to report. Forget it, there was still a chance to mess around tonight.
He gently patted Li Xiu Ning.
Pa ~
"I'll deal with you when we get back."
The two of them tidied up their armor and walked towards the city wall one after the other.
When the soldiers outside the city wall finished using their arrows, Chai Shao finally felt that something was wrong.
Chai Shao asked Jun Jun to come over." We've already shot out 300,000 arrows, but we haven't heard a single sound from the soldiers at Jade Gate Pass. Go light two torches and come over to see what's going on the city wall."”
After a while, the soldiers raised their torches and threw them at the city wall.
Although the torches could not be thrown 30 meters above the city wall, the flames could still vaguely illuminate the scarecrows on the city wall.
" General Chai, you've been deceived by Li Yunhao. There are no soldiers guarding the walls of Jade Gate Pass. Li Yunhao is using scarecrows to stand guard."”
Chai Shao cursed,"Li Yunhao is simply a bastard, despicable, shameless, and despicable. He actually used a scarecrow to stand guard."”
Chai Shao ordered the soldiers to continue throwing torches at the city wall. He saw a row of scarecrows on the eastern wall.
Each scarecrow was filled with arrows, which were important military supplies.
Joined Army said sourly.
"This general has already advised General Chai to use the rockets to scout the enemy's position, but you just wouldn't listen. Now, 300,000 arrows are given to Li Yunhao for nothing.”
Chai Shao was so angry that he had no place to throw a tantrum. He grabbed the collar of the soldier and gave him a beating.
He directly vented his anger on Junjun and only stopped when half of Junjun's life was left.
Li Yunhao, who was on the wall of the city tower, ordered the soldiers to withdraw the scarecrows to prevent Chai Shao from firing rockets at the city.
"Yi, isn't the person under the city gate tower Chai Shao?”
Chai Shao followed the voice and looked up at the city wall. From afar, he saw Li Yunhao standing at the gap in the city wall with a smile on his face.
"Li Yunhao, if you have the guts, come out of the city and fight me one-on-one. Don't hide in the city like a coward.”
Li Yunhao waved his hand and called the Zhonglang General who was guarding the city gate over.
The Zhonglang General carried a bucket of feces mixed with clear water and boarded the city tower with a depressed expression.
"The prefect is going to splash Chai Shao with dung again?”
Li Yunhao nodded affirmatively and looked at the Lieutenant General with an encouraging gaze.
"The people who splash manure live in the entire Jade Gate Pass. You are the only one who has experience, so you must splash it accurately.”
Ever since the Zhonglang General had splashed Chai Shao with dung on the city wall, the soldiers of the Jade Gate Pass had given him the nickname 'General of Dung.'
Zhonglang General didn't want such an unpleasant nickname. He originally thought that it was just a splash, but he didn't expect Chai Shao to come to Jade Gate Pass again today.
"This is the task that the Prefect has given me, I will not hesitate to go through fire and water.”
The middle-aged general pinched his nose and scooped up a spoonful of 1:2 ratio excrement water from the manure bucket.
"Wait a minute," Li Yunhao stopped him.”
"Governor, you changed your mind at the last minute and didn't splash Chai Shao's dung?"”
Li Yunhao said," We have to splash water. The last time we splashed water, the city wall was only 10 meters high. Now that the city wall is 30 meters high, it will definitely be more difficult. Wait for me to call Chai Shao closer before splashing water."”
The Lieutenant General was also very helpless. He pinched his nose and waited for Li Yunhao's orders.
He thought to himself, Chai Shao shouldn't be so stupid to be attracted by the prefect.
Li Yunhao casually crumpled a piece of white paper into a ball and threw it under the city wall. His hand was like a trumpet as he shouted at Chai Shao, who was outside the city wall.
"Chai Shao, look at the letter of challenge on the ground.”
Chai Shao looked at the ball of paper under the city wall and did not dare to move.
"Li Yunhao, you're full of tricks. Just play whatever tricks you want. I only accept your verbal declaration of war.”
"You coward who doesn't dare to accept the challenge, scram back to your original spot!" Li Yunhao shouted.”
Chai Shao's fiancée had already been snatched away by Li Yunhao. Now, in front of 10,000 soldiers, he definitely could not admit defeat.
He ordered two soldiers to raise their shields and go to the city wall to prevent Li Yunhao from shooting arrows in the dark.
He carefully picked up the ball of paper and opened it.
"Li Yunhao, what challenge letter did you write? There's not a single word in it.”
Li Yunhao winked at the Lieutenant General, asking him to splash the water.
"Sorry, I'll teach you a lesson now.”
Chai Shao noticed a figure peeking out from the gap in the city wall.
He looked at the armor on the figure and the square face with a beard.
That figure seemed to be the general guarding the gate who splashed the feces water last time?
Chai Shao wanted to run back, but the stinky and cold feces above his head had already been splashed down.
It was still the original recipe and the familiar taste.
The middle-aged general finished splashing a ladle of dung water and shouted at Chai Shao, who was covered in dung water.
"Duke of Lu, General Chai Shao, we meet again."
Chai Shao retched in disgust and subconsciously raised his head to curse. When he opened his mouth, a bucket of feces was poured onto his forehead.
The scene was filled with a heavy taste.
Chai Shao, who drank a few mouthfuls of feces, vomited non-stop.
Li Yunhao, who was on the city tower, gave the general a thumbs up.
"Not bad, not bad. You're very talented at splashing feces. I'll give you a secondary position.”
The Zhonglang General was overjoyed. He didn't expect that he could be promoted by pouring dung water.
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