Weak! Can I ask for a few flowers and a 10-point rating?
The courtyard of the mushroom house suddenly fell into silence.
The director paused for a few seconds. Before Ye Xuan could continue speaking, he couldn't help but ask,""And then?"
"No more!"
" What?" Ye Xuan shrugged and asked," Don't you think it's funny, Director?"”
The courtyard was filled with another one jin.
The director and the group of directors had cold expressions.
Coincidentally, a crow flew over the mushroom house.""Gah ~ Gah ~"
It was especially fitting.
"Director, isn't this joke funny?”Ye Xuan asked again.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
The director and the other directors forced a few laughs.
There was a moment when the camera shifted to the director.
The director hugged his chest in an exaggerated manner. His entire body shook twice and he grinned at the camera." Hahaha, damn it! It's so cold!"
Ye Xuan was speechless.
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter. I'm really dying of laughter!”
"Brother Ye Xuan, how can you be so funny! So my Little Brother Ye Xuan isn't just cold and aloof!”
"I can't get the point of this joke at all. I was completely amused by the director's team!”
"It's so cold! Little Brother Ye Xuan's cold joke is so cold that my hair is about to stand on end!”
"I'm really speechless. This bullshit Ye Xuan is completely a newcomer. What kind of joke did he tell? I can't get the point at all? I think if it weren't for the director saving the scene, the daylily would probably be cold by now!”
"I hate this Ye Xuan guy more and more!”
……
"Is it really not funny?"
Ye Xuan scratched his head and suggested,""Then why don't I tell you another one?"
"Don't, don't, don't!" The director rejected Ye Xuan's suggestion exaggeratedly, causing the bullet screen in the live broadcast room to explode again.
Not long after, someone knocked on the door.
Along with the knocking on the door, there was a girl's greeting."Excuse me, is anyone here?"
"There's a girl!" Ye Xuan stood up from his seat and replied," I'll be right there!"”
He quickly walked to the door and opened it. What greeted his eyes was…
Two! Head! Mountains! Sheep!
Yes, it was.
You didn't see wrongly.
There were two goats, one big and one small.
Moreover…
There were only these two goats at the door!
"Meh ~~"
One of the slightly larger goats raised its head and barked at Ye Xuan.
“……”
Ye Xuan was stunned.
At this moment, the live broadcast room was filled with laughter.
"Hmm? I heard that there are girls?"
"Hahahahahaha, Aiyo, this show is really something. I'm about to die of laughter!”
"How can you be so funny? My stomach hurts from laughing!”
"Little Brother Ye Xuan heard the girl knocking on the door and ran over happily to open the door. I didn't expect it to be Tianba and Diandian!”
"Look at Little Brother Ye Xuan's dumbfounded look now. A screenshot has been taken!”
"It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be two goats. I clearly heard a girl's voice just now.”Ye Xuan found it a little hard to accept.
At this moment, the director suddenly walked up and gave Ye Xuan another stab.""Cough cough! Let me remind you that the female voice just now was one of the program team's directors. She's right there! It's the one with the visor!"
As he said that, the camera moved to the female director who was standing on the light screen below the stairs.
"That's right, I was the one who knocked on the door just now.”The female director waved at the camera with a straight face.
Ye Xuan's face darkened.
"The first episode is already so funny. I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing so much that my makeup is all over!”
"I realized that the program team is very good at causing trouble!”
"Hahahahaha, my Little Brother Ye Xuan has been tricked by the program team!”
"Ye Xuan, who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going?"
“……”
In the end, Ye Xuan still led Tian Ba and Diandian into the courtyard.
After closing the door, Ye Xuan walked into the kitchen and took out a large kitchen knife and a whetstone. He sat in the well and started sharpening the knife.
The director was puzzled. He stuck his head out and asked, Ye Xuan, what are you trying to do?"
Ye Xuan answered while sharpening his knife,""Sharpen a knife to a goat!"
The director was speechless.
……
"Dong dong dong!"
The familiar knocking sounded again.
"Is the master at home? The guest is here!"
Her voice was very sweet, so sweet that people couldn't help but think about it.
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