"Alright, today we celebrate the official start of the second season of the life we yearn for. At the same time, we welcome a new guest to the mushroom house. Let's have a good meal tonight.”He Jiong stood in the pavilion and faced the prosperous wilderness below."Look, everything is mine!"”
Huang
Lei's eyes lit up. This kid's sense of variety was pretty good. What was the effect of the show? With this joke, wouldn't the effect of the show come out?
He Jiong was also a veteran of variety shows. When Bai Hao answered, he immediately thought of his lines and said unhappily with a fierce face,"Rebel, how dare you say that my country is gone? What nonsense are you spouting!?"”
Huang Lei couldn't help but exclaim,"Two actors, friends, do you know why Teacher He was the director of 'Gardenias Bloom' and not the lead actor?" Your acting skills are too exaggerated. Bad review!"
"666, you've picked up the joke quite well. The two of them have a great rapport, unlike the first day they met.”
"I feel that Little Brother's sense of variety is better than the others. His reaction is very fast and he almost subconsciously picked up.”
"Previous poster, did you eat Teacher Huang?”
"Your Majesty, you have already forgotten about the Qing Dynasty…Pfft, I can't take it!”
"Pfft, what's so good about an amateur? Let's not talk about Teacher Huang and Teacher He. Big Light and Peng Peng have more fans than him!”
"..." The
joke was almost over. Huang Lei stood up and shouted at the director,"Wang Zhengyu, give me the money. We're going to cook."”
"Here, use it sparingly. This is your living expenses for the next three months.”The director's heart ached as he touched Grandpa Zhang Mao. He was afraid that they would spend all their money today. Did he really expect to torture this group of celebrities like dogs? The fans had to smash the windows of his house. They said that they were scamming the guests, but in fact, everyone was just playing around. For example, in the previous season, they would occasionally send a few temporary guests with money to relieve the financial pressure of the mushroom house. Did you really think that the production team had forgotten to confiscate their wallets? It was intentional, but both parties had a tacit understanding.
Bai Hao complained,"Three months, 100 dollars?" Your funds are indeed not enough.”
"…" The director's face darkened. Can you not mention this?
"Haha!" Huang Lei laughed like a pig."Da Hua, go get the money."”
Clearing his throat, he looked at the crowd and said,"There's still some time before the sky turns dark. Whether or not we can eat tonight depends on the afternoon. The most important thing now is to get a stove. How about this, Big Hua and Peng Peng, you two are responsible for moving the bricks…"
”
He recalled the fear of being dominated by moving bricks last season.
"Do you want to eat?" Huang Lei glared at him, and Dahua instantly turned into a quail. Huang Lei continued,"Mr. He, help me transport some yellow soil over. As for Liying, go down and pick some vegetables. Cabbage, mustard, cabbage, whatever you want."”
He didn't give Bai Hao any tasks for the time being. After all, he had just agreed that he could stop working, but he believed that this situation wouldn't last long.
Well, the mushroom house had a magical power!
"Cough cough-" The director smiled at them and said,"Let me remind you that this hundred yuan is an advance. You need to finish planting the seedlings today and tomorrow.”
"Doesn't your conscience hurt?”Huang Lei knew that he would be scammed by the production team again this season, but he did not expect it to come so early. It was only the first day.
Although the area of the field did not seem to be large, transplanting rice seedlings was actually very tiring work. Although he and He Jiong had transplanted rice, that was more than ten years ago. Now that they were old, their bodies would definitely not be able to take it. How many young people had transplanted rice seedlings? Da Hua and Peng Peng had never done farm work before, but Zhao Liying might. You couldn't let a girl do it, right?
"Forget it, forget it. I'll go with Peng Peng to transplant the rice seedlings. I'll teach Peng Peng. Transplanting rice seedlings is very simple. I'll teach him once. Dahua, you stay behind and help Teacher Huang move the bricks. If this continues, it'll be dark soon.”He Jiong stepped forward to be the peacemaker.
"Alright, let's move.”When Huang Lei heard He Jiong's words, he thought about it and felt that it made sense. The world was big, and eating was the most important thing. In the future, he would have plenty of time to deal with the program team.
After assigning the tasks, the rest was simple. After Peng Peng changed his clothes, He Jiong brought him to the field to transplant the seedlings, and Zhao Liying carried the small bamboo basket out to pick the vegetables.
Just as Big Light was about to move the bricks, he was stopped by Huang Lei."Big Light, I've thought about it. You should go dig some yellow soil. Let's make a clay stove. That way, you'll be more relaxed."”
"Alright, Teacher Huang."
Originally, Huang Lei wanted to build a stove like the first season, but he did not have enough manpower. Big Light had to carry bricks and dig soil alone. By the time he was done, it would probably be night. Anyway, it was the first day today, so he would build a clay stove to make do.
"Wang Zhengyu, we have guests today. Give us two catties of pork.”
"Sure, 100 yuan."
"How much?" Bai Hao couldn't hold it in anymore. It would be strange if he could. This concerned his dinner."Will the Bureau of Price Limits agree to your pricing?”
"You don't have to worry about whether the Bureau agrees or not. The meat is in my hands now. If you want to eat meat, you can.”
At the same time, bullet comments popped up in the live broadcast room
.”
"Oh my god, two catties of pork is equivalent to a day's salary. I can't afford it!”
"This is robbery!"
"Wrong, this is faster than snatching.”
"I plan to resign tomorrow and then go to the market to buy a batch of pork to sell at the mushroom house. When the second season is over, I'll have enough money for the down payment.”
Seeing the director's expression, Bai Hao sighed helplessly."I suddenly remembered that I have a duck at home. Teacher Huang, let's make duck soup tonight."”
"Old duck soup is good. Add some vermicelli, it's a great tonic ~" Huang Lei almost drooled when he heard that.
This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]