"Yes, this is the mushroom house. I'm Liu Xianhua. You can call me Da Hua. Sure, sure, go ahead."
Da Hua held the microphone with his shoulder and opened his notebook to record. The other party seemed to be speaking a little fast. Da Hua said nervously," I'm sorry, can you speak slower? My Chinese isn't that good."”
"Maca Dragon Tooth?"
"Stir-fried rabbit head?"
"Help Fei Pian up?"
Puchi!
Bai Hao, who had followed them in, finally understood Huang Lei and He Jiong's worries when he saw the few lines of words written on the notebook.
What was this?
He knew that Maca seemed to be a tonic.
There was also fried rabbit heads. Of course, Bai Hao was not naive enough to think that the guests really wanted to eat rabbit heads. Big Light's method reminded him of his English class in the past. When he encountered a word that he could not pronounce, he would secretly take a pen and note the homonym of the Chinese characters.
He couldn't stand it anymore. The other side had already ordered the fifth dish. Bai Hao decisively took Big Light's place. If this continued, Huang Lei and the others would be so poor that they would have to sell themselves tomorrow.
"Hello, hello. Yes, he was a temporary worker at our mushroom house just now. He can't make the decision.”
Bai Hao pushed Big Light away, but Big Light was still unhappy and insisted on snatching the phone. In the end, he was easily restrained by him with one hand. Little guy, I'm saving you. Otherwise, if you take seven or eight dishes out, the yellow lightning won't beat you to death.
A woman's voice came from the other end. Her voice sounded very crisp and she should be quite young. She said," Then I'll repeat myself. I want to eat spicy lobster, fried potatoes, pork lungs in chili sauce, braised chicken drumsticks, braised pork trotters, pork stewed vermicelli…"
" You have good taste, and the dishes you ordered are quite stylish, but..." Bai Hao's tone suddenly became very serious." I have to remind you that our Mushroom Hut has rules. You can't eat whatever you want. Have you played games before? You know your contribution points, right? Your dinner tomorrow night is proportional to your contribution during the day."”
Do you really think this is a restaurant? You ordered seven or eight dishes. Can you finish them?
The other side said aggrievedly," Didn't the director say that the more I order, the happier you will be?”
It turned out that it was the director's doing.
Bai Hao had an idea. He gave the cameraman a fierce expression and said earnestly," It's like this. We're already very happy that you're here as a guest, but we can't harm you because we're happy. The lobsters, lung slices, and chicken drumsticks that you ordered have a high fat content. You'll gain three pounds in one bite. Think about it. For a meal, your body shape will change, and you'll lose fans in the end. Is it worth it?”
" It doesn't seem worth it." After a long silence, the other party asked uncertainly," What can I order?"”
"Stir-fried potatoes are pretty good. I'm sure you're tired of eating exotic delicacies. Actually, the main reason for coming to our mushroom house is to reminisce about the bitter and sweet, and experience life that you can't experience in the big city. How about this? Let's have some farmhouse fun and add mushroom soup. It's high in protein and low in fat. Eating more mushrooms can strengthen the body's resistance, detoxify and nourish your face. Then, I'll cook you sweet and sour fish. Fish doesn't have hormones, so it's healthier to eat fish. One meat, one vegetable, and one soup. What do you think of this combination?”
After all, he was a big shot. Although he sounded like he was negotiating, there was more or less no room for doubt.
"Then…then we'll do as you say.”
The other side was probably stunned as well.
"Done!" After hanging up, Bai Hao snorted coldly." Who gave you the courage to order so many dishes alone? Liang Jingru?"
At the same time, bullet comments started popping up crazily.
"What the f * ck is this temporary worker? I've learned another move. I'm impressed by his skills ~~"
"I feel sorry for the guest who came tomorrow. The lobster, chicken drumsticks, and pork trotters were all gone. They were only served with potatoes and mushrooms. The only meat dish was ordered by another guest.”
"How much endorsement fee did Liang Jingru give you?”
"Take notes and write down the key points!”
"Did you hear that? Lobsters have a high fat content. Don't eat them.”
"That's why I said I have to study hard. Otherwise, I won't even know if I'm sold.”
"Just listening to the voice makes me impulsive. I'm so curious who the female guest will be tomorrow.”
“……”
Da Hua stammered," Xiao Bai, isn't it inappropriate for us to deceive the guests like this?”
Bai Hao pursed his lips." When did I lie to her? I was clearly being reasonable, okay? She ate so much for one meal. Does she even want her figure?" If the goddess gets fat, she will lose her fans. I'm thinking for her.”
Just as the two of them were about to go out, a group of people walked in. Huang Lei brushed his hair." Is it a customer? What did you order?"”
"This guest is easy to deal with. He only ordered fried potatoes and mushroom soup, as well as sweet and sour fish.”
Bai Hao noticed that Huang Lei's hair was covered in water droplets, and Zhao Liying's gray shirt was obviously drenched.
"Yes, it's not small. Fortunately, we ran fast.”Huang Lei smiled and said," Looks like the guests coming tomorrow are acquaintances. In other words, we just need to cook two more vegetarian dishes? Wang Zhengyu, you can invite more of these guests in the future.”
At this moment, the director couldn't help but interrupt." Bai Hao, don't trick the guests into changing the menu in the future.”
"What happened?" He Jiong asked.
Da Hua complained softly," Teacher He, you don't know. That guest originally ordered seven or eight dishes in one go…"
"What?" Huang Lei stomped his feet." How many people?"
Big Light stretched out a finger.
"One?" He Jiong sucked in a breath of cold air. Fortunately, he had the foresight to instruct Baibai to follow him in. He ordered so many dishes alone. Was he going to eat a poor mushroom house?
Huang Lei's slippers were already loaded. He narrowed his eyes and looked at the director." Wang Zhengyu, did you do this?”
Nonsense. No matter how much a celebrity cared about their reputation, it was impossible for them to go on a show and order seven or eight dishes. Moreover, there were so many dishes. Could she finish them all by herself? It was definitely the production team who had urged her.
"Don't accuse me. How could I do such a shameless thing?”The director refused to admit it. If he confessed, he would be lenient. If he resisted, he would be punished severely. When he returned home for the New Year, didn't he see them holding their shoes and clenching their fists? If he admitted it now, he was afraid that he was tired of living.
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