Hua Qianshan clapped his hands and announced loudly,""Alright! The inauguration ceremony of the new village chief was completed, and the village chief's on-site office was also over. Next, I would like to invite all the guests to visit my chicken, duck, fish, pig, cattle, and sheep breeding farm. Then, we will have a feast,'lamb soup, steamed buns, and green onions...' It should be ready by now. Hehehe... Village chief, please!”
Good boy! His shout shook the earth and mountains. What was with his wording and language? A grand meeting? More than 1,000 people came to attend the meeting. "Finished filming"? Do you think this is filming? Should he still say "completed"? He had successfully created a new puppet village chief.
However, when they heard that they would be taking care of the meals, some of them became happy, such as the three great members of the Scenic Peak Tribe. Just as Gu Tong was dancing and muttering," There's a free lunch to eat and drink…""You three little fools, don't follow me! Where is your food?"
Jing Feng's eyes widened." Are they from this village?"”
Seeing Jing Feng's stiff neck and wide eyes, Hua Qianshan quickly answered,""Yes, yes, yes!"
"They just attended the meeting, right?”
"I…I'm participating!"
"Then, then, then we have to keep our word. Everyone who comes to the meeting will be provided with food. No, no, otherwise, I'll go home and eat.”
"Hey, don't, don't, village chief! Meals, all meals! Let the three of them follow."
Wooden Pillar was still angry. The troll army nudged him with his elbow and whispered,"It's not like you're paying for it. This is the presbyopic's fee. Why are you angry?”
"I…I just don't like these little fools together…"
It was time to eat. The village committee members, Hua Qianshan's workers, Jing Song, Shi Gang, and the others made up less than 20 people.
Hua Qianshan had another speech before the meal." Everyone! There was enough mutton soup today! I'm sorry that I can't satisfy all the pancakes! It's just that the time is short and the task is heavy, so we can't make it out. Therefore, we have to agree on a rule. Each person is only allowed to take two pancakes at a time, and they can only take the second one after eating. Good! Let's eat!"
While Hua Qianshan was nagging, Jing Feng was already looking around and counting with his fingers. At this time, he whispered to Jing Song and his tribe members,""Learn to eat from me, do you hear me? Brother! Why don't you learn from me?"
Jing Feng first pulled Shi Gang and Gu Tong over and whispered a few words into their ears. Then, the two of them rushed to a small field of Taros by the stream like arrows. They pulled out five large leaves and placed them on the dining tables in front of Jing Song, Jing Feng, Xing 'er, and themselves.
Jing Feng picked up a piece of bread and wrapped it around a green onion. Then, he picked up a bowl of mutton soup and started eating. The others rolled up two pancakes and gave him contemptuous looks with mutton soup in their hands. Gu Tong and Xing 'Er both wanted to take two pancakes, but they took one after Shi Gang knocked it out. Jing Song smiled and picked up a pancake and a bowl of mutton soup to eat.
Looking at the bamboo basket, there were not many buns left. There were only about 13 or 14 left. Perhaps in the eyes of others, the villagers of the silly village chief were all fools. If the other party took two, they would take one pancake. It was normal for fools to suffer.
However, they didn't notice that Jing Feng was eating casually. He took a bite of the big piece of mutton in his bowl and placed it on the green leaves. After a while, the bowl of mutton soup was finished. Soon after, he finished a piece of bread. His tribe members followed his example and finished the first round. The others only finished half of it. The faster ones only finished half of it.
Jing Feng took the lead and easily took two pancakes, wrapped them with two scallions, and then scooped a big bowl of mutton. He returned to his seat and began to eat leisurely. His tribe members did the same. Only then did the others react." Ah? This stupid village chief has a flash of inspiration!"
Others ate two pancakes, they ate three, others ate a bowl of meat, they ate two bowls. After eating the second bowl, he went back to eat the leftover mutton.
At daybreak, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant. Jing Feng lowered his head and spun around in the yard after a few punches and kicks.
"You have something on your mind!" Grandpa Jing looked at his grandson and did not disturb him. Jing Song didn't pay attention to him and only cared about his own matters.
During breakfast, his grandfather asked Jing Feng what was on his mind. "It's alright, Grandpa!" Jing Feng patted his chest. Building a school and filling up the pit is a big deal. The village committee doesn't give money, so I slowly think of a way.”
She walked around like a child and returned to her seat. She stretched her neck across the table and asked Jing Song,""Brother! Can you take me to the county town today?"
"What? I still have more than 20 fruit trees to heal!”
"I'll help you later! Get Shi Gang and the others to help."
"Hey, don't, don't! I don't do much work and eat a lot. I can't afford to eat.”
"Tsk! I, I, I'll pay the bill. Who asked you to pay? Stingy…"
"Of course you're not stingy. You can spend whatever you want with Mom's bank. How would I dare to ask Mom for money?”
"I want it! If I want it, I'll give it to you, okay?"
"Forget it! Don't give it to me, remember! I don't want it even if you give it to me. I want to work hard and earn a lot of money! Are we leaving now?"
"Let's go! Immediately!"
"Hey, where's Boss going? Bring us along."
Two young men and a little girl ran in from outside the door.
"Today…I have to go to the county town to do something. You guys can't follow me. I'll bring you some delicious food when I come back!”
"Mm-" The three of them were like angry rubber balls and went to play on their own. After walking a long distance, Li Xing ran back and shouted,"Boss! Remember to buy me some candy. I want bubble gum, something I can blow!”
"Sigh! " Remember, remember, remember…" Jing Feng was anxious. He could not remember what he was going to say for a long time.
When they arrived at the county town, they were not in a hurry to go home because they knew that their parents would not be at home at this time. There was only the nanny. Jing Feng did not manage to buy any of his favorite books, not even a painting, after walking around the mall. He was in a bad mood, so he bought a few calligraphy books for his followers and went to eat. Jing Song did buy a lot of fruit trees, flowers, and other things. He couldn't contain his joy. However, Jing Feng was a little lucky. He bought a set of ten copies of Jade Zhen Kao Lu at a second-hand book stall for twenty yuan. It was a thread-bound book with black and white photos and an introduction in traditional Chinese characters.
Jing Song couldn't recognize a few words, but Jing Feng was like a treasure, hugging it in his arms without caring about the branded clothes.
"Blind baby! How can you read if you can't read!”Jing Song asked him disapprovingly.
"Worry for nothing! If I can't read books, I'll read stones. If I can, I'll look for photos! I, I, I looked it up in the dictionary word by word. I want to see who can stop me!”
"Hehe! Words were dead, and nothing could stop them! You're the only one who's awesome!"
As the two of them were chatting and laughing, they passed by a blind massage parlor called " Pleasant Massage ". Jing Feng shouted,"I haven't been to a foot massage, massage, or KTV room since I returned to my hometown. If we have time today, shall we go in and relax for a while?”
Jing Song hesitated for a moment and said,"Go!" However, I'm the elder brother, so I have to pay the bill!”
"Are you rich?"
"Not yet!"
"Then let me pay?"
"I'm not going!"
"Okay, okay, okay. I'll listen to you, brother!"
The two brothers walked into Pleasant Massage Parlor and were warmly received. The boss was a tall, fat, middle-aged woman who wandered around. Why was it "Five Shakes"? The shaking of the head was one, the two large pendules on the chest were two, and the shaking of the head was one. Two thick arms swinging uncoordinated, this was three; As they walked forward like ducks, their bodies swayed and their butts shook. This was the fourth and fifth!
Needless to say, the big fat woman really had a keen eye for business. Jing Feng was fair and tender. She immediately found a delicate and handsome girl to massage him. Jing Song was dark and strong, and his body, arms, and legs were covered in lumps of muscle. He found a girl named " Black Peony " to massage him.
During the massage, Jing Song closed his eyes to rest. He looked intoxicated and would probably fall asleep soon. But Jing Feng was not like that. He had been staring at the blind masseuse from the moment he saw her. If his gaze could turn into embroidery needles, it was very likely that it would pierce through the masseuse's clothes and skin, stabbing into her body and taking her life.
The masseuse was indeed good-looking. She was about 1.66 meters tall and had a slim figure. She had black hair and an oval-shaped face. There were beads of sweat on her straight nose. Her small nose twitched slightly, looking delicate and adorable. Her eyebrows were very beautiful, thin and curved, like a touch of indigo. At this moment, her face was flushed red, probably due to her forceful movements. It was like a blooming lily, fragrant and pure.
"Aiya, Mom! You…female hooligan…broke Yours Truly's baseball bat!”
"You're the hooligan! You kept nagging and praising me for being pretty, comparable to a fairy or a goddess. I don't care for your compliments. When I massaged my thighs, your hands were restless. You touched my hands and pulled my fingers. When I massaged my buttocks, you pulled my fingers and placed them on a hard stick. I thought it was the armrest by the bed, so I used my palm to look at it. Who knew…who knew what it was?”
"You, you, you…don't know what it is?”
"I don't know!"
"Pretend! If he didn't know what it was, how would he know how to hit it?”
"I just don't know what hit me. Next time, I'll hit you with a stick. A stick hitting a stick won't dirty my hands!”
"You…"
"You what? Stop messing around here! She's a top masseuse. If you don't mess around, she won't punish you!……A baseball bat? I think you're just a straw man. That thing was at most a 'garlic stem', not even a green cucumber! Hehehe…"
"Who said my baby isn't a baseball bat? That's right! If you don't believe me, take a look…"
"Stop! Are you an exhibitionist? What are you looking at…Shameless!"
"I dared to confess my love. Why did you scold me as shameless?”
"You still want to confess your love? Most of the girls here are blind. Why are you showing your love?”
"So what if he's blind? I like her this way. I'll always be her eyes!”
"Haha! She was quite infatuated. Only a fool would love her! Are you stupid?"
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