The next morning, the soft sunlight shone through the glass. Wukong yawned lazily and muttered,"" It's morning." He got up and was about to wake Bulma up, but when he saw Bulma sleeping, he couldn't help but gulp.
"This fellow…His sleeping posture was too bad.”Looking at Bulma's snow-white thighs, Wukong felt his blood boiling.""Wow... This is a woman's thigh…" Seeing Bulma sleeping soundly, Wukong couldn't help but secretly touch him. The smooth and delicate feeling made Wukong unable to move his hands away. He caressed Bulma's thigh over and over again, and his breathing became a little hurried. He felt an animal nature that he had never felt before slowly invading his mind.。
"Oh right... I said I wanted to do that before." After Wukong sneaked onto Bulma's bed, he placed his head between Bulma's thighs and said,""So comfortable…It felt different from a pillow.。Oh right, there's something I'm even more curious about.。。”
Wukong took off Bulma's body, looked at Bulma's private parts, and muttered,""As expected, girls don't have penises.”However, what scared Wukong the most was that Bulma suddenly let out a " oh " sound and slowly opened his eyes.
While Bulma was still in a daze, Wukong suddenly let out a shrill scream. Bulma was startled awake."What happened?“
" Ouch…Ouch…I saw a cockroach crawling onto your bed just now. I wanted to kill it for you, but I accidentally bumped my toe on the edge of the bed." Wukong said as he magically took out a cockroach's corpse.
" Ya, take it away!" Bulma complained after screaming,""But you're really useless. Even if it was me, I wouldn't make such a loud sound when my toes hit the edge of the bed."I haven't slept well yet." Wukong laughed awkwardly when he heard this.
Soon, the two of them were ready to set off. Wukong leaned against the door and said helplessly to Bulma, who was still doing her hair,""You haven't recovered yet? Women are really troublesome. If you're so slow, you'll turn into a turtle."”
"It's so noisy. What turtle?。Also, why are you up so early in the morning? Also, don't keep calling me 'you'. I'm four years older than you. You should at least call me Sister Bulma. "Bulma said unhappily.
"No, it feels so mushy and disgusting.”Wukong said in disdain.
"What? How is this disgusting?”Bulma made himself a cup of strong coffee and asked,""Do you want some coffee?"
"I don't want it. That thing is bitter. Take your time to prepare. I'll go out and do some gymnastics first."After Wukong walked out of the house, he first practiced two sets of punches outside. Then, he found a rock and prepared to throw the rock into the air and smash it to practice the power of his fists and feet. However, a hoarse and panicked voice came from the strange smooth rock."You…What are you doing?" Wukong realized that short limbs and a head were slowly extending from the rock.。。
"Ah... Wu... Turtle!" Wukong let go of his hand in surprise, and the turtle slowly heaved a sigh of relief.""You really gave me a fright."
"Bulma…You... You really turned into a turtle! Look, who told you to be slow!" Wukong's ridicule made Oogway dumbfounded. Bulma walked out of the room and asked curiously,""Wukong, who are you talking to? Aiya…Is this a turtle?"
"It's not you. I thought you were too slow and turned into a turtle. Wukong sighed in relief.
"Idiot." Bulma rolled his eyes and said strangely,""But isn't this a sea turtle? Why would he appear here?“
"Um... I'm sorry." At this time, the turtle begged,"I'm really uncomfortable. Can you give me a bucket of salt water?" If possible, add some seaweed."
"What an enjoyable turtle…No, why can you talk?" Bulma asked in shock.
"I've already lived for ten thousand years.。”The turtle explained slowly. After wolfing down the saltwater Bulma had prepared for him, he burped with satisfaction."Thank you for your hospitality. I'm full.”
"Then why are you here?”Bulma asked curiously.
"This is the truth…" After a long silence, the turtle slowly said,""I am a sea turtle."
"I can tell at a glance... You're still that slow turtle." Bulma complained," You only said this after pausing for a long time. I thought you had something to hide."”
"Although I'm a turtle, I like to eat pine mushrooms very much. A year ago, when I came to the land to pick pine mushrooms to eat, I accidentally got lost because I walked too far. I have been looking for the way back to the sea.”the sea turtle said in distress.
"You want to return to the sea? But you are walking in the opposite direction! The sea was 120 kilometers to the south from here. It was a long way from here to the sea, not to mention the sea turtles!”After Bulma finished speaking, the turtle's face suddenly became uglier than crying.
Bulma, what is the sea?" Wukong asked in confusion.
"Simply put, it's a huge pool of water. Bulma sighed in the face of Wukong, who had transformed into a hundred thousand whys, and explained in the simplest way.
"Oh…" Wukong smiled at the turtle and said,""In that case, let me send you back to the seaside.”
"Really…Really? Thank you so much!" The turtle said gratefully.
"Wait, what are you talking about? Why are we doing this?" Bulma asked unhappily.
"Bulma, I remember you said at the end of the first episode that I could see the sea as long as I followed you. Can't I just take it that I want to see the sea now? Wukong asked adorably.
"That's for the future! In short, our top priority is to find the seven Dragon Balls! It doesn't matter if your grandfather can't get back his four planets?”Bulma objected,"It's a waste of time to go to the beach! Let it go!"
"Our journey was obviously very leisurely. Grandpa told me to help others often when he was alive.。Besides, the Four Planets are very safe in their hands. I don't believe they can gather the Dragon Balls so quickly.”Wukong was already a little angry when he said this."Since you don't want to go, then I'll go alone!”
"Up to you. If you want to leave now, don't ever appear in front of me again! Ignoring Bulma's anger, Wukong carried the turtle on his back.""Hold on to me."
"I'm sorry…" The sea turtle said apologetically as it looked at Wukong, who was walking away. Bulma stomped her feet in anger. Don't ever come back…Did he really leave?"
"Hey, wait a minute!" Goku, who was riding a motorcycle, caught up with Goku, who was carrying a turtle on his back.""I have no choice but to go with you.”
"Eh, didn't you say you never want to see me again? Wukong asked.
"You... You're not cute at all! Bulma looked at Wukong helplessly and sighed.(You won't have a girlfriend in the future.)
Haha, I understand now. You're afraid that no one will guarantee your safety, right? As expected, you still can't leave me!" Wukong winked and said.
"You must be joking. I just don't want to travel alone! As long as there was a second person, he would not follow them!”Bulma said arrogantly, and Wukong was too lazy to argue with her. He continued to carry the turtle towards the sea.
While carrying the turtle on his back, the turtle said to Wukong in embarrassment,""I'm sorry, do you think I'm very heavy? I've gained some weight recently."
"It's fine. This is a small matter to me. It can't even reach the weight that I train every day.”Wukong's straightforward look made the turtle feel even more ashamed.""Um... I can walk on my own."
"Are you kidding me? If we follow you, we won't be able to reach it even if we walk for a month!”Bulma said disdainfully.
"Alright, Bulma…How far was it from here to the sea?”After Wukong asked, Bulma took out the map and studied it for a moment.""Yes, I am. About two kilometers."
"Yes, I am. I can smell the waves." The turtle agreed.
"Alright, I'll be able to see what the sea looks like very soon!”Wukong, on the other hand, was full of anticipation for the unknown sea. However, what they did not notice was that two pairs of sinful eyes were looking at them through the binoculars."Heh heh…They brought good things." After saying that, they ran out from the bushes and stood in front of Wukong and the others,""I opened this mountain, I planted this tree!”
Wukong looked forward and saw a dog-like orc and a pig-like orc walking toward them with podao in their hands."If you want to pass, leave the turtle behind!”
"Tsk, now even things worse than pigs and dogs dare to rob the Dao? "Wukong's disdainful attitude angered the two of them, but before they could curse out loud. Wukong quickly went forward and grabbed the podao of the dogman and stabbed it into his thigh, causing him to fall to the ground and groan continuously. It seemed that he could not stand up again.
"Damn it, you dog. Son of a bitch…" The Pigman pulled out his pistol, but Wukong grabbed it and squeezed it hard. The pistol instantly turned into a pile of scrap metal. Wukong smashed the scrap iron on the Pigman's head, embedding the scrap iron into the Pigman's head. Needless to say, the Pigman was definitely dead.
Looking at the scared Dogman, Wukong said coldly,""Your companion's mouth was too dirty, so I sent him off. I never kill innocent people. Get lost.。Don't do bad things again, but the tendons in your thigh have been broken, and you'll be spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair. This is also your punishment. "Wukong paused for a moment before continuing," In the first episode, there was a talking pterosaur with some bandits around it. You guys are in the same group, right?“
Looking at Wukong's cold eyes, the dog man hurriedly kowtowed and said,""Yes, yes, yes! That Winged Dragon is our second-in-command! Our king is in the cave not far away! Grandpa, I've told you everything... Please let me live!“
"Alright." At this point, Wukong turned to Bulma, who was used to it, and the shocked turtle.""Before we send the turtle back, let's go to the bandits 'lair first. We can't watch them cause trouble."
"Even if I don't agree, you'll definitely go.。After all, you have such a strong sense of justice." Bulma crossed his arms and smiled helplessly."You have to protect me."
At this moment, in a bandit cave not far away, an orange bear-shaped orc with a Mohican hairstyle, dressed like a Greek wrestler, was chewing on the apples and burgers on the table."Damn it, is there nothing good to eat?”
"Delicious food? Are you referring to this?" At this moment, a voice sounded from below the bear. The bear bent down with difficulty and looked at Wukong, who was small to him. Beside him was a sea turtle that was paralyzed with fear.
"Haha, good! I love turtles! Good job, I'll reward you handsomely!”Because the big bearman had many bandits under his command, he only treated Wukong as a bandit minion he had never seen before. He took the turtle to ask for credit.
"Hehe, can you please take a look at the surrounding situation first? I've been here for at least five minutes, but I've been immersed in eating.”As Wukong reminded him, the giant bear man looked around in surprise. He discovered an unbelievable scene: The iron gate at the entrance of the cave had been kicked into pieces, the long staircase had been trampled into rubble, the vehicles they had stolen were all burning, and the big rocks used for ambush had also been shattered. Even the escape bridge was broken. To make matters worse, there were a bunch of bandits lying around, moaning in pain and unable to fight back.
"Are you a cop?" The giant bear man's expression turned extremely gloomy.
"I'm not a hook. I'm just a passerby who doesn't like you.”"By the way, I killed your second in charge." Wukong explained with a sneer.”
"Hmph hmph... You have guts, kid." The giant bear man revealed a terrifying smile.""I should have torn you into pieces, but I can still give you a chance to live.。Leave the turtle in your hand and I'll let you live. Unless you're tired of living! Or do you want to eat it yourself…This way, I can also give you a turtle shell to eat.”
"Heh, you're still doing this for this sea turtle? What a bad leader. No wonder he brought out such lawless scum.”Wukong muttered," Hey, since you are a bandit, you should have killed many innocent people, right?“
"Of course. If not a thousand, there are at least a few hundred who have died in my hands.”The giant bear man revealed a sinister smile. This was a great honor for a bandit.
"That's good…" Wukong heaved a sigh of relief and explained to the big bear man, who had a puzzled look on his face,"I am a very kind person, except for extremely evil people. I usually don't take the lives of others easily, but I'm born with bloodthirsty blood.。So thank you, thank you for giving me a reason to kill you.”
"Idiot, you're courting death! You're the first one who dares to resist me!”The giant bear man drew his huge waist blade.""Watch me chop your little head into two small water ladles!”With that, he slashed at Wukong with his saber. Wukong quickly kicked the turtle to the side and rushed forward. Like a bolt of lightning, he elbowed the bear's stomach. Da Xiong screamed and spat out a mouthful of saliva. He fell back a few meters and collapsed on his chair.
"Little brat…Your actions are quite fast! I didn't expect you to be able to dodge my saber.。”The giant bear man paused for a moment before saying fiercely,"But it was just a coincidence!“
"Whether it's a coincidence or not, can't you just use your eyes to confirm? You can see it with one eye, right?" Wukong's provocation was no different from angering the giant bear even more. He waved his waist saber crazily, but Wukong was like a loach, always able to dodge the waist saber agilely. He even made faces at the giant bear man in disdain.
Seeing Wukong and the big bearman fighting, the sea turtle crawled to Bulma's feet and asked carefully,""Will he be alright?“
"If I were that guy... I'll take this opportunity to escape." Bulma's confidence surprised the turtle. The way he looked at Goku changed.。I think I've seen him there before)
"Damn it, watch this move of mine!" The giant bear roared and suddenly waved his waist blade. The sword qi on the waist blade actually materialized into an impact force that hit Wukong. Wukong looked at this move in surprise. He hurriedly pulled out his Wishful Staff and waved it, dispersing the impact."Phew…You scared me. He didn't expect that other than his grandfather, there was someone else who could materialize energy.”
"Woo..." No matter how stupid the giant bear was, he understood the gap between him and Wukong. He wanted to escape, but he couldn't. In order to get away, he had to take out the test subjects he bought from the Grudmans Kingdom at a high price.
"Go, my baby!" The bear man suddenly threw a capsule on the ground. A wasp the size of a fist emerged from the smoke of the capsule. It quickly flapped its wings and stabbed its stinger at Wukong's neck!
" What?!" Seeing a black shadow that even he couldn't see clearly approaching him, Wukong thought that the big bearman had thrown some hidden weapon. He hurriedly extended the two ends of the Wishful Staff to the maximum extent that he could swing it, and used the strongest secret of the Wishful Staff:"Wishful Staff Shadow!"
The Wishful Staff in Wukong's hand seemed to be separated from Wukong's waving. The Wishful Staff was so fast that it left afterimages as it hit the wasps from all directions. Even if this wasp was gifted, it would not be able to escape the fate of being beaten into meat paste. After he finished waving, Wukong panted as he retracted his Wishful Staff. He took a big stride and jumped onto the shoulder of the big bearman who was already scared silly."You have quite a few tricks up your sleeve, but you're almost there!”After saying that, he punched the bear man's head."Rock, paper, scissors!" With Wukong's iron fist, a big hole was instantly formed in the big bearman's head. It screamed and fell to the ground, dead.
"Not bad, it's a good warm-up.”After Wu Kong jumped off the bear man's corpse, he glared at the trembling bandits and suddenly shouted,""Your boss has already been killed by me. If you don't want to be buried with him, then get lost! Listen, after you leave the mountain, live a good life like a commoner. If you dare to do bad things again, I won't let you off easily!”After seeing the bandits flee, Bulma ran to Goku and said in admiration,""Wow, you're really amazing! I didn't expect you to be able to defeat such a powerful opponent.”
"Little brother, thank you very much for saving my life.”The sea turtle said gratefully to Wukong.
"Hey, turtle. I want to ask you a question. Why do they want to capture you?" "Is it because you're delicious?" Wukong asked curiously.”Upon hearing this, the sea turtle stammered because Wukong wanted to eat it,""No, I don't think so. It was not delicious! I taste terrible, that's what everyone says!”
"That's true. You don't look delicious.。Besides, Grandpa told me not to eat talking animals. You're already intelligent.”After Wukong carried the turtle out of the cave, he unintentionally looked up at the sky. However, when he looked up, he saw something that he could not take his eyes off.
"It's Steamed Bun Mountain who stole our Dragon Ball's plane!”Wukong pointed at the orange plane in the sky and said excitedly,""Finally found it!"
"Eh? Bulma raised her head in surprise.“
"Hurry, Bulma! Hurry up and take out the plane! Otherwise, they would run away! "Urged by Wukong, Bulma quickly threw the all-purpose capsule out of the plane and took off. He threw a confused turtle on the ground."That... Aren't you going to send me back?“
At this moment, the orange-haired woman who was in charge of the pilot of the plane with the special seal of the Gurmans Kingdom complained impatiently to Bongo beside her,"I asked those bandits to help me find the Dragon Ball, but there's no news at all. What a bunch of useless fellows. He doesn't even pick up the radio now."
"Hmph, trusting those fellows was a mistake. They are just small fries, and we naturally have to personally offer the treasure that is more valuable than rubies to King Gormes. Speaking of which, what would King Gormes wish to eat?" Bongo asked in confusion.
"We'll be looking forward to this. The author hasn't written it yet.。He needed the support of the audience.”The orange-haired women suddenly frowned after saying something strange. She saw Bulma's plane fly next to them, and Bulma shouted as he flew,"Thief, stop! Return the Dragon Ball to us!"
"Tsk, I didn't expect it to be those guys!”Bongo revealed a cruel smile and asked,""How about giving those guys a greeting? Pascal?" Only then did Bongo reveal the orange-haired woman's name.
"That's right. We all wanted to pay out of goodwill, but we didn't accept it. What a greedy guy.”Pascal ran to the backup area of the plane and opened the hatch. After setting up a heavy machine gun, he started firing crazily at Bulma's plane!
Looking at Bulma, who had been scared silly by the sudden bullet, Wukong hurriedly went forward and fiddled with the control panel of the plane."Bulma, get out of the way!" With Goku's timely help, the plane managed to avoid the bullets, but the bullets still broke the glass and one of the wings.
Bulma, are you alright?" Wukong asked Bulma anxiously as he watched the plane lose its balance.
"Damn it, that woman is so fierce.。Since she wants to do this, I'll play with her! Let's fight it out with her!" Bulma pulled the control stick hard, and the plane flew in a crooked circle from the low end to the front of their plane. Bulma pressed a button, and the machine gun bullet hit their plane, causing a violent explosion at the front of the plane, destroying many of the instruments on their plane.
"Ah…" " Damn it!" Bongo screamed angrily." They destroyed the Dragon Ball radar on our plane!"”
"You're quite capable…A pilot who flies a plane, but don't get too carried away! Pascal took out a rocket and aimed it at Bulma's plane.
"Wukong, jump out!" Bulma looked at the incoming rocket and shouted at Goku. Seeing Bulma's plane explode into sparks, Pascal took out a rose and said,""Greed is very dangerous…Let's go!"
Goku and Bulma, who managed to escape in time, were falling to the ground due to gravity. Bulma anxiously shouted to Goku in midair,""Hey, I believed that you could save me, so I had the courage to jump out of the plane!”
" I don't need you to tell me!" Wukong threw the Wishful Staff and nailed Bulma's clothes to the cliff. As for himself, he turned around in the air and fell into a small stream to dissipate the impact.
"Hey, can't you be gentler? I peed my pants again because of this! Bulma wailed on the cliff. Although she sounded disgusted, she was happy in her heart.... He's really my small but very capable hero.）
"Damn it…"Wukong put Bulma down and said unwillingly," Bulma, let's continue chasing them!“
"No, the plane has been destroyed. They must have flown far away." "Besides, the turtles are still waiting," Bulma said regretfully.。。”
When they returned to the turtle's location, Wukong got an elephant out of nowhere and asked it to carry Bulma and the turtle forward. Bulma saw this and asked in admiration and confusion,"Wukong, you're amazing! When you heard that the motorcycle was out of gas, you got me an elephant. If not for it, I would have died from walking.”
"Because I live in Steamed Bun Mountain, I can speak the language of animals. I asked it when I met it in the forest just now. Wukong handed Bulma and the turtle a cloth bag."You must be hungry after walking for so long, right? Have some jerky. I made it myself last night.”
" Aren't you going to eat?" Bulma asked suspiciously.
"I don't want to eat…" Wukong was very discouraged when he said this, and his energetic crab head became limp."To be honest, I feel very useless. Before Grandpa left, he asked me to protect the Dragon Ball, but I didn't.。My grandfather picked me up from the valley and raised me.。He taught me reading and martial arts.。No, she's the most important person in my life.。Even my biological parents can't compare to him, so I have to fulfill his last wish and take back the four planets.”
When the turtle heard this, it thought suspiciously (Strange, I seem to have heard this version of the story somewhere before.). Where is it? Sigh... I'm old and forgetful.)
When Bulma heard this, his sympathy was overflowing. His eyes were filled with pity for Wukong."Don't worry, we can definitely take back planet four! Wukong, don't worry. Even if I don't fulfill my wish, I'll help you take back the four planets!”Bulma handed the jerky to Wukong.""You haven't eaten anything all day today.”
" Thank you." Wukong forced a smile and ate a little.
"Wukong, there's actually something I've been hiding from you.”Bulma said apologetically," Actually, when the Dragon Ball summons the Dragon God to fulfill its wish, the Dragon Balls will be scattered to every corner of the Earth.。To be honest, I didn't expect the four planets to be so important to you.。If that's the case, then my wish is not worth mentioning.”
"Oh, that's okay. It's not like it's completely gone. As long as you lend me the Dragon Ball radar, I'll be able to find the Dragon Ball. Wukong was silent for a moment."Bulma, you said that the Dragon Ball can fulfill one wish every year, right? Then can you give me the wish this time?”
"I understand. I guess you want to resurrect your grandfather, right?”Bulma immediately guessed Wukong's wish.""Sure, I'll gather the dragon balls next time. But when the time comes, you have to accompany me."
Wukong smiled happily. Bulma put the beef jerky into his mouth and chewed on the delicious and tender taste of the beef jerky."How did you make this beef jerky? I've never eaten such delicious beef jerky.”
"This isn't beef jerky, it's lizard and python meat.”After Wukong finished speaking, Bulma gave him a tight slap.。
(Sorry, I haven't had any inspiration recently. I'll only update 7000 words this time.) The next chapter was guaranteed to be 10,000 words. The following is a unified answer to everyone's questions in the book review:
1. Sorry for the wrong word in the first chapter, it shouldn't affect the reading.
2. Wukong's CP is very complicated. I can only say that there are some ambiguous relationships with all the important girls. As the male lead, he would have a vague relationship with Bulma, the female lead of Dragon Ball, to make up for the regret of Old Niao not letting them be together.。
3. I know that I've cheated many times in the past, but I really want to write this one as the ending.。As long as everyone continues to support me, I guarantee that I will not give up on the game.)
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