Dragon Ball: The Scum Roth Who Has No Memory Loss
5 Chapter 4: Unable to Sit on the Somersault Cloud

Captain Ax

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With the help of the elephant, Wukong and the others arrived at the vast and flawless beach. On a coconut tree, a creature wearing a gas mask and looking like Akira Toriyama muttered to himself,"This is not Penguin Village."

"Then this is the sea!" Bulma said excitedly as he looked at the sea in front of him. In fact, as a rich girl, it was her first time seeing the sea up close. She was also shocked by the waves that came from time to time, the seagulls hovering on the sea surface, and the crabs playing on the beach. Not to mention Wukong, who had been staying in the mountains all this time."Great! Turtle, your place is so big!"I've never seen such a big river. No, the sea!"

"I'm a turtle... But that was not important anymore. Finally.。They had finally arrived! This was the sea. No matter what others said, it was the sea!”The turtle cried tears of joy and said,"Thank you very much, little brother." You saved my life and sent me back to the sea!“

It's okay, take care."Seeing that Wukong was about to leave, the sea turtle stopped him,""Um…can you wait here for a while? No matter what, I want to thank you. Please accept my gift! I'll be right back. Wait here for a moment!”

"A gift?" Bulma looked at the turtle and asked curiously,""Don't tell me it's a treasure box from the Dragon Palace?”

"Eh, is it the story of the old man, Urashima Taro? Wukong said coldly.

"But we waited for it to come back for such a long time.。。”"But if I had known that I would come to the beach today, I would have brought a swimsuit from home," Bulma muttered.”After tasting the water in the sea, Wukong revealed a sad expression.""Bah, this water is so salty!“

The water in the sea is salty, and maybe everyone is still peeing in it."Bulma sighed softly, worried about the quality of humans.

The camera turned to Piraff's castle. Pilaf was holding a planet and fantasizing about him becoming the king of the world, but Xiao Wu and Ah Xiu, who had rushed in, interrupted his thoughts. He pulled a long face and said unhappily:"Why are you so slow?”

"Well…it's like this. The last time we heard the news about the Dragon Valley, we heard it from passersby. There was no Dragon Pearl at all. We went back and found only a sparkling ruby. Xiao Wu hurriedly offered the ruby, hoping Piraff would be happy.

" What?" Pilaf was obviously very angry. He had no interest in the ruby at all. This was because Pilaf was very rich during this period.

When Ah Xiu saw that his plan had failed, he hurriedly tried to hurt himself."Not only that, we were also surrounded by a pack of wolves! The most troublesome thing was that a little ghost that looked like a monkey had suddenly appeared! But before he could finish, Pilaf interrupted impatiently,""Shut up, I don't want to hear any excuses from you! If he had the time to waste here, he might as well hurry up and find new information!"Just as Pilaf was throwing a tantrum, the phone in his hand suddenly rang. This call made his expression suddenly become very surprised. He hurriedly picked up the phone."I'm Pilaf... Eh?"Okay, I got it! Thank you!" After hanging up the phone, Pilaf's expression instantly became very relaxed and happy."According to our informant, we have found the location of a dragon ball. It is said that it is in the hands of an old man called Turtle Hermit! The old man lived on a small island 250 kilometers southeast of the castle!“

"Turtle Hermit, what a strange name. Xiao Wu ridiculed, and Ah Xiu nodded in agreement.

"You don't want mushrooms anymore, go!”Under Pilaf's urging, Xiu and Xiao Wu ran near the aircraft, but they discovered Pilaf following them: "Eh? Is Sir Pilaf going with us?”

"Nonsense, I'm afraid that only the two of you will go and return empty-handed! After Pilaf finished speaking, the three of them squeezed into the small aircraft."Damn it, Xiao Wu, don't move! I'm having trouble breathing!"

"It can't be helped. This seat was originally for two people, but there was one more person.。”Xiu, who was in charge of driving, said disdainfully.

What did you say?" Seeing Pilaf's glare, Xiu hurriedly changed his words."No, I didn't say anything!" Thus, the aircraft flew towards the small island where Turtle Hermit was.

On the other side, Bulma, who had been waiting on the beach for a long time, finally saw something on the sea."Wukong, what is that?"

Wukong fixed his eyes on it and said,"It's the turtle from earlier. There's a person on its back."”

"Your eyesight is really good. You can see from so far away."I'm quite curious who it will bring," Bulma muttered.

"Sorry to keep you waiting!" As the turtle slowly approached, Wukong and Bulma saw the person riding the turtle clearly. It was a bald old man with a long white beard and sunglasses. The old man was wearing a sunsuit and slippers with wildflowers printed on it. He held an ancient walking stick in his hand and carried a thick turtle shell on his back. He looked very comical. The old man looked at the two of them and chuckled.“GOODAFTERAOON! I heard that you saved the turtle?"

" What a fashionable old man," Bulma said in surprise.

"Grandpa, who are you?" Wukong asked curiously.

"Me? My name is Turtle Hermit!" "Who saved you?" Turtle Hermit asked the turtle.”

" It's that little brother," the turtle said, pointing at Wukong.

"Is that so? Little brother, it's been hard on you. Thank you for saving my turtle. This guy has caused you trouble. In return, I'll give you something great as a gift.”After Turtle Hermit finished speaking, he raised his walking stick above his head and shouted,""Come on, Immortal Bird!“

"Immortal Bird?!" Seeing Bulma's surprised look, Wukong asked in confusion,"What's wrong?"Bulma, what's an Undying Bird?“

"It's the legendary divine bird that will never die. I've also seen it in books. I didn't expect this old man to have it. I can see it today! However, after a moment of silence, Wukong said with a dumbfounded expression,""But nothing came.”

"Um... Didn't the Undying Bird die of food poisoning last year?”With the turtle's reminder, Turtle Hermit patted his head and said,""Oh right, I forgot! That guy's presence was too low!”

"That... Isn't the Immortal Bird a divine bird that will never die? Bulma asked weakly.

"Actually, it's just a very ordinary bird. I named them Undying Birds because I hope they will never die.。Forget it, I'll use this instead!" With that, Turtle Hermit raised his walking stick again.""Come on, Somersault Cloud!"

This time, he gave Turtle Hermit face. As soon as he finished speaking, a yellow cloud quickly stopped in front of the two of them."Ah, Yunfei is coming!" Bulma said in surprise."This is the Somersault Cloud. As soon as Turtle Hermit finished speaking, Wukong looked around the Somersault Cloud and asked curiously,""Um... Although I'm very grateful for giving this to me, how do I eat it?

"Such precious clouds are not for eating!”Turtle Hermit said speechlessly.

"What? Then what's the use of this cloud? Is it just for show?" Wukong said with some dissatisfaction.

"Riding on this cloud, you can fly freely in the sky.”Turtle Hermit explained proudly.

"So powerful!" When he thought of being able to fly freely, Wukong's eyes shone with a strange light.

"Then what does this have to do with Turtle Hermit? How could a turtle crawling on the ground be related to a cloud? Bulma asked in confusion.

"Don't brag about your flaws.。”Turtle Hermit turned his head and said to Wukong,""Isn't it great? However, this Somersault Cloud could only be piloted by people with a pure heart. Look carefully, I'll show you.”With that, Turtle Hermit jumped onto the Somersault Cloud.。Then, he fell to the ground through the Somersault Cloud."Aiyo…My old waist!"

"Turtle Hermit…Are you alright?" After the turtle helped Turtle Hermit up, Turtle Hermit mumbled in confusion,""That shouldn't be... I should have already achieved peace of mind after entering immortal mode.。”

Bulma said proudly,""Hahaha, it seems that only a pure and kind princess like me can sit on it. Stand aside and leave it to the beautiful Miss Bulma.”Bulma also jumped onto the Somersault Cloud after saying that. However, she also fell miserably."Wuwuwu... Why? Was beauty also a mistake?”

"Strange, the two of you can't ride it. Is it because you have some impure thoughts?”Wukong said to them with a mocking expression.

"That's not true! Although you may be an innocent child now, you might grow up to be a lecherous and wretched person who uses other people's sexy photos as a condition! Bulma retorted.

"That's right, every man is more or less lecherous! Turtle Hermit nodded.

"Uh... That's just what you think. I definitely won't do that. Wukong gently stepped onto the Somersault Cloud, but just as he stretched out one foot to step in, he slowly retracted it."I don't think I like this Somersault Cloud. I prefer animals. I like raising animals the most.”

It sounds nice, but it can't be that you can't sit too, right? Bulma looked at Wukong with disdain. Wukong coughed lightly and said,"No, I just feel that riding a cloud is a little low. My mount should be the kind that's flashy and arrogant.“

"Alright, since you don't like it…I have another one for you.”Turtle Hermit raised his cane for the third time.""Come on, Velociraptor!" As soon as he finished speaking, a clear and tender dragon cry sounded from afar. Wukong looked up and saw a chubby little dinosaur with small wings flying over from the sky at a speed that did not match its size. It landed beside Turtle Hermit and chirped obediently.

"Wow, so cute!" Bulma's eyes sparkled when she saw the speedy dragon queen."I'm the worst at cute things!”

"This is a Velociraptor, a type of dragon that can fly very fast. Although it had a gentle personality, if an ordinary person rode it and flew, they would be left behind by the raptor's super speed. That was why no one could ride a raptor now.。Except for me." Turtle Hermit looked at Wukong meaningfully and said,""I wonder if you can control it? If you can, I'll give it to you. If not, I don't have it anymore.”

"Alright, I'll give it a try," Wukong said gently as he carefully mounted the speedy dragon queen."Please take care of me, Swift Dragon." The Swift Dragon responded with a light cry and pouted its mouth, as if reminding Wukong to sit properly. Wukong signaled that he was ready and held the two horns of the raptor.。。

At the same time, in the distant sky. Pilaf and the other two were piloting the aircraft to search for traces of Turtle Hermit Island in the sky. Pilaf looked down for a long time with his binoculars and said in surprise,""I found Turtle Hermit's island!" After saying that, they hurriedly landed on the small island. The island was made up of sand and land, and there were a few coconut trees planted on it. There was also a big pink house with the words "Kamehouse" printed on it.

"Turtle Immortal House? I heard that Turtle Hermit is an old man. As a house for the elderly, this pink color is a little too fashionable.""Pilaf surveyed the Turtle Immortal House for a moment before saying coldly,""We must find the Dragon Ball! It doesn't matter if we kill people if necessary!"After saying that, the three of them walked to the door of the Turtle Immortal House and stared fiercely at the door.。。

"Hello, I'm the newspaper delivery man. Is anyone home?”The three of them pinched their noses and repeated it many times. After waiting for a long time, Pilaf revealed a sinister smile."Hmph hmph hmph…It seemed that there was no one inside.”

"Then just break the window and break in.”Xiu suggested.

"That would be uncivilized. Fortunately, I prepared a master key that can open any door for such a moment. Breaking a window was the behavior of a barbarian. Civilized people should use their brains.。。Hey, where did I put it?" After Pilaf stripped himself naked, ignoring Xiao Wu and Xiu's reluctance to look, he finally found the master key and inserted it into the keyhole. After twisting it, he happily said: "It's opened... Strange? The lock rang just now!"

Ah Xiu and Xiao Wu flipped through the unlocked window and opened the door from the inside."It seems like…the door wasn't locked from the beginning. You locked it just now.”

At this moment, Turtle Hermit, the owner of the Turtle Fairy House, was watching Wukong fly freely in the sky on the fast-moving dragon from the distant coast. He nodded silently and said,""Good, you're indeed a good seedling.”

At this time, Wukong, who had flown enough, asked the speedy dragon to stop beside Turtle Hermit and asked happily,""Hey, Grandpa Turtle Hermit, this is too powerful. Are you really going to give it to me?”

"Of course. I once said that I would give it to whoever could control a raptor. You're really amazing to be able to control it so quickly." Turtle Hermit said gratefully, and the speedy dragon rubbed Wukong's cheek. Because of Wukong's natural attraction to animals, it seemed that it was already very close to Wukong.

Bulma, who had been watching, envied the feeling of flying freely in the sky, so she asked Turtle Hermit coquettishly,""Hey, Grandpa. Can you give me something that can fly in the sky?”

Turtle Hermit turned to the turtle and asked,""Can this girl save you?"

" No, not at all," the turtle said angrily, recalling Bulma's attitude towards it.

"What? I clearly gave you a bucket of salt water! Bulma said unhappily.

"Hmm…Unfortunately, I don't have anything worth giving you. If I say that I'm giving you my underwear, you'll definitely be angry. However, I can promise you another condition. At this point, Turtle Hermit revealed a lustful smile, completely different from his serious expression just now."Let me…let me see your underwear.”

"Ah... Underwear?" Bulma's face turned red, and the turtle directly reprimanded,""You're an immortal after all. How can you say such shameless words?! Now I know why you can't sit on the Somersault Cloud. You must be too lecherous!”

"Then... So what? Immortals were also humans! He also wanted to look at women's underwear occasionally!”Turtle Hermit complained.

"Okay…okay, but you can only watch." Bulma reluctantly pulled her skirt up slowly. However, Wukong, who was flying in the sky, suddenly widened his eyes when he saw this scene. Cold sweat poured down his face. He hurriedly urged the Velociraptor to fly toward the ground at high speed. Wukong, however, blocked Turtle Hermit's line of sight in time.

"Brat, what are you doing?" Turtle Hermit said discontentedly.

"Erm…I think you don't want Turtle Hermit, right? Bulma was only sixteen years old, which was a little too shy for a girl. Wukong laughed and said,"We don't want the gift. This Velociraptor has already satisfied me."“

"Woo…"That's a pity. I clearly have a lot of good things ~" Turtle Hermit deliberately dragged out his voice. However, Bulma noticed something on Turtle Hermit's neck.""Um... Can you lend me this?"

"Do you want to see my shorts?"I really can't do anything to you," Turtle Hermit said wretchedly after taking off his pants.

"Who wants to see your thing? I'm talking about the thing hanging around your neck! Hearing Bulma's words, Turtle Hermit handed his necklace to Bulma."This ball? Isn't it beautiful? I saw this when I was swimming at the bottom of the sea a hundred years ago."”

" That's right, it's the Three Planets!" Wukong shouted as he looked at the Dragon Ball that Turtle Hermit had treated as an ornament.

"Yeah, I wanted to mark this one on the radar. That way, we'll have a Dragon Pearl!”Bulma was pleasantly surprised." How lucky! If this one was in the sea, it would be too hard to find!" Thank you so much, Grandpa Turtle Hermit!“

"Hey, I didn't say I was going to give it to you, right? It seemed like this was a very valuable item."Anyway, if you don't show me your underwear today, I will never give it to you!" Turtle Hermit said seriously.”

"In that case…I'll show you. Just as Bulma was about to lift up her skirt again, Wukong suddenly shouted at the beach in the distance,""Ah, there are naked women there!”

"Where, where?" Turtle Hermit turned his head but saw nothing. When he complained and turned his head back, he found that Goku had already flown away with Bulma and Tristar Ball.

"Old man Turtle Hermit, we'll take the three planets!”Goku made a face at Turtle Hermit in the air and flew out of his sight.

"Aiya, aiya…What a cunning little brat. However, a person's life is only that long, so they should see many new things when they are young. That dragon ball will be a convenience for them.”Turtle Hermit laughed out loud and rode the turtle back to the sea.

In midair, Wukong winked at Bulma and said,""See, luckily we saved that turtle. Otherwise, we wouldn't have been able to find the Dragon Pearl and would have gotten the lecherous old man's things for free.”

"It's just a coincidence…but Wukong, thank you so much for today. He didn't let me show my underwear to that perverted old man. I really want to dig out his eyeballs! Bulma said angrily.

"Eh, didn't you just casually show me your underwear in the first episode? Why can't that old man do it?" Wukong pretended to be puzzled.

"Annoying, you're different…In short, he was much better than that perverted old man!”Bulma mumbled as he explained. Soon, they returned to the capsule house."I'll change my clothes in a while, then take back the house and set off.”

Before Wukong could stop her, Bulma saw the underwear on the bed in her room.""My underwear…Why is it in this place?!”

"This... Maybe you sleepwalked and took it off?" Looking at Bulma's murderous gaze, Wukong smiled foolishly.""Don't worry, even without a penis, you can still live.。Ah, I should cook for the raptor. I'll go first.。。"Before Wukong could finish, Bulma took out a machine gun and fired at him."It hurts…It hurts! Listen to me, I'm just curious about the difference between men and women! You can't kill a child's thirst for knowledge.。It hurts!"

On the other side, Pilaf and the other two had already turned the Turtle Immortal House upside down. Xiu said anxiously,""King Pilaf, we've almost turned the place upside down, but we still haven't found it.”

"Damn it, did he know that we were coming in advance, so he escaped with the dragon ball? He walked out of the Immortal Turtle House and found a crocodile-like orc lying on a sunchair on the beach, sunbathing.

"Hey, you brat." Pilaf woke up the Crocodile Orc. The Crocodile Orc, who was still sleepy a moment ago, immediately knelt on the ground when he saw Pilaf."Crocodile, if you don't want to become a Crocodile Bun, then answer my question obediently," Pilaf said fiercely. How did you become an informant?!”

"He... He seems to have crossed the sea with the turtle." Ah, he's back now!" The crocodile saw Turtle Hermit returning with the turtle and shouted as if he had seen his savior.

Upon returning to the Turtle Immortal Island, Turtle Hermit asked in confusion,""Ha, who are you?"

"Cut the crap and hand over the Dragon Pearl! It's useless for you to pretend. We know you have one!" Pilaf said fiercely.

"Ah, that. I've already given it to a beautiful girl and an annoying little brat like a monkey." But in detail, it was snatched," Turtle Hermit explained after thinking for a moment.

Monkey... It must be him!"After Xiu finished speaking, he hurriedly asked,""Then where are these two people now?”

"I don't know. We broke up at the beach. After hearing Turtle Hermit's words, Pilaf hurriedly said to the two,""Hey, stop daydreaming and leave quickly!" After the three of them boarded the aircraft, they pressed the transformation switch and turned the aircraft into a submarine."Hey, old man, help us push from behind! Otherwise, this won't go down!"

"What? You barged into someone else's island without permission and you're still so impolite?" Really…" Seeing Pilaf urging him, Turtle Hermit slowly walked to the back of the submarine. He poked the submarine with his walking stick and smiled evilly before pushing the submarine into the sea."Bon voyage!"

Seeing the submarine diving into the sea, Turtle Hermit put away his comical look and said with unprecedented seriousness,""Looks like that thing called the Dragon Ball is really valuable. He regretted letting two strangers take it away so easily.”

In the submarine, Xiu, who was in charge of driving the submarine, said impatiently,""Wouldn't it be faster if we just turned into a plane? How slow…"

"Cut the crap…drive seriously!" Pilaf was lecturing him when Xiao Wu suddenly shouted:"Water, it's water!”

" What?!" Pilaf turned his head and looked at the big hole in the submarine that looked like a walking stick."That stinky old man, remember this! The submarine sank completely to the bottom of the sea, and Pilaf's hat floated up.

On the other side, Bulma put on a sports vest, goggles, and military leather shoes before returning to the capsule house. She then said to Wukong with dissatisfaction,""Sun Wukong, if you dare to take off my pants again, I'll beat you to death, remember?" After saying that, he even took out a machine gun to demonstrate.

"I know…" Wukong wore a shirt with countless holes and smiled."But I want to buy some clothes when I pass by the town next time.。。”

"Really…Oh right, are you going to use the raptor to travel all the time? Seeing Wukong riding on the Swift Dragon, Bulma said enviously," It was so convenient. It didn't need to eat gasoline. I want to sit on it too..."

"No, this will put too much pressure on Toto. Wukong saw Bulma's puzzled look and explained,""Toto is the name I gave the raptor.”

On the way, Wukong yawned as he leisurely rode on the Velociraptor,""You're so slow."

"Stop nagging. You're breaking the traffic rules by speeding! Bulma said unhappily (What a blockhead!)

Seeing Bulma's dissatisfaction, Wukong lowered his head and whispered to Toto for a while before letting it land.""Come on up, Toto said he's willing to give you a ride. But only for a while. Oh, by the way, lend me your goggles. I think it's cool. The digital film crew next door said that heroes needed goggles.”

Bulma was sitting on the Velociraptor's back, hugging Goku's waist tightly because of the Velociraptor's incredible speed. She felt Wukong's small but reliable manly aura. For the first time, it shocked the young lady who she thought had good taste.。Is this a love flight?)

(Ahem, sorry, I only updated about 7000 words today.) I will have more in the next chapter. I also hope that everyone will actively reply and give their valuable opinions.

1. The next chapter might not be updated for a while, because I'm going to write a very long one. I have decided to greatly enhance Oolong's intelligence, allowing him to use his 72 transformations to force Wukong into a true bitter battle.

I can only say that Wukong will have an ambiguous relationship with many female leads, but it will only be limited to ambiguity. He would have a hazy relationship with Bulma, that was all.)

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